1634 has an upset stomach
Immediately, Tai Bai Xing appeared again, "Everyone, the next thing is the Peach Blossom Fairy playing "Longevity Without Borders" for everyone, everyone applauds and welcomes!" Tai Bai Xing smiled.
The Peach Blossom Fairy walked out wearing a pink gauze dress, her eyebrows were slightly furrowed, there was a hint of lovesickness between her eyebrows, she smiled slightly at everyone, and after sitting down, she began to play the strings.
After the song, all the immortals applauded warmly, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother both applauded, and then the Jade Emperor picked up the wine glass, "Come, Zhong Aiqing, let's have a drink!" The Jade Emperor smiled.
Everyone immediately picked up the wine glasses and drank, and then Tai Bai Xing walked out again, "Everyone, the seven fairies perform fairy scattering flowers!" Everyone applauds and welcomes! Tai Bai Xing immediately took the lead in applauding.
The Seven Fairies are the daughters of the Jade Emperor, of course these immortals have to applaud, the applause is very warm, the Seven Fairies walked out with a smile, they first bowed deeply to the Queen Mother, "Happy birthday to Mother!" The seven fairies said in unison.
The Queen Mother stood up with a smile on her face, "Daughters, it's been a long time since I've seen you perform fairy flowers!" I'm looking forward to it! The Queen Mother smiled.
As soon as the Queen Mother's voice fell, suddenly her stomach rumbled, and her face changed slightly, "Sister Hui, what's wrong with you?" The Jade Emperor saw that the Queen Mother's face was not very good.
"It's nothing, my stomach is a little upset." The Queen Mother was surprised.
Suddenly, there was a hula sound, and the Jade Emperor's brows furrowed, "Uh, I don't seem to have an uncomfortable stomach!" The Jade Emperor said with his hands on his stomach and frowned.
There were also a lot of immortals with their stomachs rumbling below, and the Queen Mother finally couldn't help it, "No, I'm going to make it easier!" The Queen Mother hurriedly stood up, clutched her stomach, and ran towards the hut with a frown.
"Well, I can't help it!" The Jade Emperor stood up holding his stomach.
At this time, many immortals below also stood up holding their stomachs, "Ouch, what's the matter, my stomach is very uncomfortable!" ”
"yes, my stomach is also very uncomfortable!"
Almost all the immortals ran to the thatched hut with their stomachs covered, and in a moment, a long queue formed at the door of the thatched hut. Only the golden-winged Dapeng and Hou Fan's stomach was fine, and the golden-winged Dapeng couldn't help but cover his mouth and smiled: "Hehe, what's wrong with these immortals, they all have stomach trouble, I feel very good!" It seems that the health of these immortals is getting worse and worse! ”
"Father, it's so weird today, even the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother have stomach troubles, is this someone doing something?" Hou Fan was surprised.
The golden-winged Dapeng shook his head and said, "Who has the courage to dare to do anything at the Queen Mother's birthday banquet, that is a great crime!" ”
Suddenly, the Golden-winged Roc felt a fever all over his body, and somewhere reacted very strongly, "Uh, what's going on?" The Golden-Winged Roc couldn't help but stand up, his face flushed, and his eyes fell on the round wine bottle.
Grabbing the round bottle, "Uh, I'll go and come back for a while!" The Golden-winged Roc hurriedly found a remote corner to solve it.
"Father, what's wrong with you?" Hou Fan was surprised, he thought that the Golden-winged Dapeng was also uncomfortable.
Suddenly, he also felt hot all over his body, Jiang Fan's color worm beads in their wine were very strong, although he didn't drink as much as the Golden-winged Dapeng, but his inhibition was not as strong as the Golden-winged Dapeng, he saw the Chang'e Fairy in the distance in the distance, and his whole body was even more angry, he couldn't control himself anymore, and ran towards the Chang'e Fairy.
"Sister Chang'e! You're so beautiful today! Hou Fanse said in a daze.
Fairy Chang'e's face immediately sank, "Hou Fan, have you drunk too much wine?" Fairy Chang'e said coldly.
"Sister Chang'e, I've always admired you, so you can follow me!" Hou Fan stretched out his hand to pull Fairy Chang'e's hand, he had lost his nature by the medicinal properties of the color insect beads at this time.
Fairy Chang'e was furious, and immediately gave Hou Fan a mouthful, and scolded angrily: "Hou Fan, you are bold! It's nonsense! ”
After Hou Fan slapped Fairy Chang'e, he didn't push back, still confused: "Sister Chang'e, you beat me so comfortably!" I just love you to fight! Zhang Lai hugged Chang'e with both arms.
Chang'e was shocked, she hurriedly dodged away, her realm was not high, a little worse than Hou Fan, and exclaimed: "Hou Fan, don't mess around!" ”
"Hehe, Sister Chang'e, just let me hug and kiss Fangze!" Hou Fanlang smiled and pounced on Fairy Chang'e.
"Stop!" Suddenly there was a loud shout, Hou Fan turned his head to see, that person was Erlang God, "Hehe, Erlang God, you can't eat grapes and say that grapes are sour!" I know that you also like Sister Chang'e, you go far away for me! Hou Fan said with a smile.
Erlang God's face changed immediately, "Hou Fan, if you dare to be disrespectful to Fairy Chang'e again, don't blame me for being unkind to you!" "Erlang God's third eye suddenly opened, as long as Erlang God's third eye opened, then he was really angry.
Hou Fan has been lost in his nature by the color worm beads, he doesn't know the danger of the road at all, he waved his hand indifferently and said: "Yang Jian, my father is a golden-winged Dapeng, he used to be a mount of Rulai, even the Jade Emperor has to give three points of face, you dare to touch me a single hair, Rulai stretched out a finger and destroyed you!" ”
Erlang trembled with anger, he kept restraining himself, his fists clenched tightly, and he couldn't wait to knock Hou Fan away with one punch! Fairy Chang'e hurriedly grabbed Erlang Shen and said, "Yang Jian, forget it, Hou Fan is drunk, don't pay attention to him!" ”
"Ha Luha, Sister Chang'e, let me touch your little hands!" Hou Fan stretched out his hand to pull Fairy Chang'e's little hand.
Erlang God on the side couldn't hold back anymore, "Fuck you!" Erlang God raised his foot and kicked Hou Fan's abdomen, and Hou Fan flew out of the body with a scream.
Hou Fan turned over and got up, and said angrily: "Yang Jian, you dare to beat Lao Tzu, I want to go to the Jade Emperor to sue you!" ”
"Go and sue, I'll beat you!" Erlang God said angrily.
"Yes, well played, this birdman just owes a beating! Dare to tease Sister Chang'e! Suddenly, a voice came from Hou Fan's side.
Hou Fan turned his head and saw that it was an immortal dressed by a heavenly soldier and a heavenly general, "Bold, what are you, you are not inferior to Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu abolished you!" Hou Fan pounced on the man.
"Fuck you birdman!" The man kicked Hou Fan's crotch, Hou Fan squatted down holding his stomach, and then the man raised his knee and hit Hou Fan's front door, and with a bang, Hou Fan's face suddenly looked like he had opened a grocery store, and his face was covered with blood.
"Ouch, what kind of person are you, the one who dares to move the Golden-winged Dapeng Mansion! Lao Tzu wants you to die! A golden spear appeared in Hou Fan's hand, and a golden light flashed, heading straight for the man.
Seeing that Hou Fan's golden gun arrived at the man's side, suddenly a repulsive force bounced the golden gun out of the air, and the golden gun in the rear suddenly pierced the air, and with a bang, the golden gun sank into the ground, and the jade on the ground was immediately shattered.
Without waiting for Hou Fan to pull out the golden gun, the man came to Hou Fan, "Beat you all over the ground to find teeth!" A bang punch hit the bridge of Hou Fan's nose.
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