[This anchor is too awesome], this is the name of Jerry Chen's live broadcast room.

At that time, when I chose the name of this live broadcast, it was to attract attention.

If it weren't for the long-term operation, he would have wanted to come up with a scary room name.

For example, "Why did the ninety-year-old woman die naked on the street?" and "Why did hundreds of sows scream in the middle of the night?" "Why are girls' underwear stolen so often?" "Shocked! The story that the Buddha and the Jade Emperor had to tell. ”

He believed that the group of immortals and goblins in the divine realm who had not been bombarded by the modern news headline party would definitely click in curiously.

But in the end, there must be a lot of scolding, and his reputation will be stinky.

The title is cool for a while, the whole family crematorium. This has become an Internet quote.

"Your anchor is too nonsense, the room is called 'This anchor is too awesome'."

The first person to enter the live broadcast room was a user named [Zhao Tianjiang].

Jerry Chen smiled, he was fiddling with the hair dryer at the moment, turning on the power to blow his hair, and said: "Awesome or not, it has nothing to do with the nonsense." ”

[Zhao Tianjiang]: Huh? Is this magic weapon a little interesting? It's just that the wind is too light, right? Can you blow people for 108,000 miles like the banana fan of the princess of the iron fan?

Jerry Chen rolled his eyes when he saw the barrage, and he was still 108,000 miles, and he could shake people with a super-power hair dryer.

"Hehe, why do you blow people 108,000 miles away? I use this magic weapon specifically to dry my hair. There are cold air, hot air, and hot and cold air circulation modes. Forget it, I can't tell you. Let you take a look at my other magic weapons. ”

Jerry Chen put down the hair dryer and took out a tweeter from the small household appliances he bought.

turned on the switch, pointed at the microphone, and said: "Zhao Tianjiang, I call you by name, do you dare to agree!! ”

Through the amplifier, Jerry Chen's voice is amplified by the boss.

Fortunately, the place he is renting now is in the suburbs, and if he is still in the community, I am afraid that some neighbors will scold him at this moment.

The barrage was silent, and after a while, Zhao Tianjiang sent the barrage and said: "Why is this sound so loud, like thunder, it is not worse than the sound of the giant spirit god roaring." Didn't you gather all your spiritual power and yell? ”

Seeing this barrage, Jerry Chen rolled his eyes, put down the tweeter, and said lightly: "Ignorance, isn't it, this magic weapon is called a tweeter, which can amplify people's voices thousands of times." ”

As he spoke, he put the speaker to his mouth and said, "That's why you sound so loud, do you think I'm awesome now?" ”

Zhao Tianjiang finally understood, and said: "It turns out that the anchor is a refining cultivator, but unfortunately some of them are not wrong. I advise you to cultivate hard, and don't waste time and energy on these sideways. ”

He regarded Jerry Chen's electrical appliances as refining products, and Jerry Chen didn't explain, so he took another rice cooker, casually threw some rice into it, added some water, and turned on the electricity.

In less than five minutes, steam was rising from the rice cooker.

Zhao Tianjiang: "This ...... What is this? ”

Jerry Chen: "It's called electricity...... A new type of alchemy furnace!! ”

He almost said the rice cooker, but fortunately he reacted in time, changed his name, and continued to boast: "See, isn't this thing more efficient and small than an ordinary alchemy furnace?" ”

At this time, someone entered the room again, and what they said was similar to what Zhao Tianjiang said when he entered.

[Wang Tianjiang]: "Where is this monk, the name of the room is so awesome, and he is not afraid of being killed?" ”

[Little Toad Spirit]: "Human monk, you are even more than us monsters, aren't you afraid of being eaten?" ”

Apparently the two men were also attracted by the name of the room.

Jerry Chen smiled slightly, pretending to be indifferent; "Awesome life is naturally worthy of the awesome name of the house, who else in this world can beat me to death? Buddha? Jade emperor? I'm not afraid. ”

With his words, Zhao Tianjiang, Wang Tianjiang, and the little toad mirror went straight to the frying pan.

[Zhao Tianjiang]: "Be cautious!! Don't you want to live! Dare to mention the name of the Jade Emperor, don't look for your own death. ”

[Wang Tianjiang]: "You anchor, I have already recorded what you just said." Give me 100,000 spirit stones as a hush money immediately, otherwise you will be finished if I reveal it! ”

[Little Toad Essence]: "You human monks will brag, and you will have to get fat if you hit your swollen face." Little toad I admire, admire. ”

The reactions of the three were different, and Zhao Tianjiang persuaded him not to talk nonsense because he had some communication with Jerry Chen.

Wang Tianjiang thought that he would seize the opportunity to threaten and ask for benefits.

The toad spirit admires the anchor's nonsense.

Jerry Chen didn't bother to pay attention to them, he didn't tell a lie, whether it was the Buddha or the Jade Emperor, he didn't believe that they could cross the world and run to the earth to trouble him.

At this time, the rice cooker automatically tripped, jumping from cooking rice to keeping warm.

Jerry Chen opened the lid directly, and suddenly the steam boiled out, and the rice was already cooked.

"Look, isn't this latest alchemy furnace awesome? Isn't it fast? It's only been a few minutes, a pot of Dan, no, a pot of rice is ready. ”

[Zhao Tianjiang]: "You, you, you...... You actually use such magic tools to cook rice, or rice in the mortal world, it is really a tyrannical thing!! ”

[Wang Tianjiang]: "Nether monk, as long as you give me this magic weapon, I will not report your previous nonsense, otherwise I will bear the consequences." ”

[Little Toad Essence]: "Can this thing be used as food?" Good thing, can the anchor help me refine one. ”

Looking at the barrage of the three of them, Jerry Chen smiled slightly, and then banned him in the stunned gaze of [Wang Tianjiang].

System: [Wang Tianjiang] was banned for 99,999 days.

Ninety-nine thousand days, and it is also the number of days in the divine realm, and it is basically impossible for Wang Tianjiang to unseal it in this life.

Of course, the life span of the immortals is endless, and if it is consumed, there is a little bit of possibility that it will be unsealed.

The divine realm, the heavenly court.

At the foot of a smoky fairy mountain, rows of houses were staggered next to each other, and an angry roar came out from one of the houses.

"You dare to block me, I'm so angry!!"

It was Wang Tianjiang who roared, he looked like a middle-aged man in his thirties, majestic and solemn, but at this moment, his whole face was distorted.

He was originally a Shang Dynasty general who died in the War of the Gods, and after his death, he was fortunate enough to enter the list of gods and become a member of the Heavenly Soldiers and Generals.

The endless years are not necessarily a good thing, especially for the middle and lower class heavenly soldiers.

In real life, wage earners often want to retire early, and only leaders want to retire later.

"Revenge, Lao Tzu must take revenge and go back, and he must kill that Jerry Chen!!" Wang Tianjiang clenched his fists and roared with a hideous face.