Chapter 1266: Big Trouble Again! (Add more flowers)
Lu Moo-hyun and Lu Xiaoyu did not take the ashes to Sparrow Villa, they hurriedly ate the wind wine at Sparrow Villa, and rushed back to their hometown early the next morning.
Dongfeng Invincible, accompanied by Niu Wazi and Pan Xingxing, went to the wolf base at noon the next day. Originally, Zhen Cheng also wanted to follow along to take a look, but unfortunately, as soon as he walked to the southern foot of Crouching Tiger Mountain, he had to be separated from Dongfang Invincible as soon as the mobile phone had a signal.
"You're in such a hurry to call, is there something new about things?" Zhen Cheng watched Dongfang Invincible leave, and asked after answering Han Yong's phone.
"The Japanese ambassador to China protested to our government today, saying that three of their well-known experts have disappeared in Crouching Tiger Mountain! Now that this matter has spread on major websites, there is a lot of pressure on the part of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs! Why are you so careless, how can the experts of the Wa Kingdom kill them? ”
"Fart! When have I ever killed an expert in the Wa Kingdom! I don't even know what the experts of the Japanese Kingdom look like, how can I kill them? The more Zhen Cheng listened, the more angry he became, and refuted unceremoniously, "Japanese people like to engage in this kind of thief shouting to catch thieves, and you believe this kind of bullshit protest!" ”
"You really didn't kill?" Han Yong paused in his tone and asked suspiciously.
"There are two or three hundred samurai in the Wa Kingdom, where do we have the leisure to deal with those experts! Besides, the Japanese people are ghosts and ghosts, they have long expected that we will sneak attack them, and when we went, we didn't see a single ordinary expert, and we had already moved to the underground base! Zhen Cheng suppressed his anger and patiently explained.
"Don't sneak attack the Japanese people just yet!" Han Yong was silent for a moment and admonished, "This time, under the pretext of the disappearance of experts, the Japanese people have hired three or four hundred people, preparing to search for their experts near Crouching Tiger Mountain!" To prevent them from causing trouble, you'd better send your men to search the perimeter of your base! After the incident was exposed, reporters from many countries quietly rushed to Sparrow Villa! Hurry up, maybe it's here tonight! If the corpses of the Wa people are found around Sparrow Villa, it will be troublesome! I'll let you know first, you'd better be prepared in advance! ”
"! These grandsons of the Wa Kingdom! After suffering a little loss, now start playing tricks! These ignorant people actually help the Japanese people for money, which is really infuriating! Zhen Cheng complained angrily, "We are not going to attack the Japanese people now, the underground python, we can't act rashly, are we waiting for the Japanese people to find out the secret?" ”
"Nothing about the python, our biological experts don't know! After so many years, no one thought that the Japanese people would raise a python in this cave! However, when Heilongjiang was just liberated, there was a case of someone being bitten by a python on the side of Crouching Tiger from the mountain! Judging by the sporadic data, it should be a wire python! Now this python has grown so big, nine times out of ten, it was deliberately cultivated by the Japanese when they left! My idea is, you go and kill the python! ”
"Damn! Big brother, do you think you're going to kill an earthworm? The space of the cave is so narrow, and the python is so big! If you don't do it well, a lot of people will die! If it's really a rare clemetre, it's even more difficult to deal with! Not to mention invulnerability, it's almost the same, and I don't necessarily have to clean it up! ”
"Zhen Cheng, aren't you very capable? Why did yujian coax a python? Now the situation is urgent, after the snake pond, I don't know what the situation is before, you must buy time to know? If the mission fails, Huaxia Kingdom may fall into a crisis! If that's the case—"
"You can't see my parents, do you?" Zhen Cheng said a little angrily, "You will use this matter to Bme and don't care about my life or death!" I'm in dire need of funds now, so I'll get 350 million to spend on it, and since you're not benevolent, then I'll get some money to spend! Zhen Chengyi was strict and said very solemnly.
"That's what you're for! Ask for money, there is no door! If you have the ability, you will enter the military base of the Japanese people, and all the good things there will belong to you! ”
"There are a lot of rats and pythons! The devil believes that there are good things in this place! Zhen Cheng said with some emotion, "I have the right to mine this Crouching Tiger Mountain, and of course what I get will belong to me!" But Hanmang is a country, and if you don't pay a penny, this can't be done! I don't need a salary, but I can't afford to support the people of the country out of my own pocket, right? ”
"Shit! You're embarrassed to say it! Aren't you alone in the cold now? Aren't the people of Hanmang, except for a few people now, all of them yours? No. 1 doesn't say, but you have to understand in your heart! Okay, don't JJWW, I'll wait and help you, if you can get a few millions, don't expect too much! Now you're squatting under the ground all day, what do you want so much money for! ”
"You don't care about this! There is no 100 million, don't expect me to clean up that big python, this is the appearance fee, you know? ”
"You're going to have to be scared! That's all you can do! Han Yong scolded with a smile.
"When I kill that python, I'll bring you some python meat!" Zhen Cheng smiled and teased, "There may be something aphrodisiac on the python, I'll help you get some too!" ”
"Roll the calves!" On Zhen Cheng's phone, Han Yong's thunderous scolding came out, which could be heard far away along the direction of the wind.
"I'm doing it for your own good, too!" Zhen Cheng heard that Han Yong stopped talking and continued to tease.
"Our military experts speculate that this python must have grown up eating corpses! There are many mass graves in Crouching Tiger Mountain! But after the victory of the anti-Japanese war, only a limited number of places were found! Judging from the big pit in the cave you described, it is likely that this is the place where the Japanese buried their bodies back then! In addition, when the Japanese people left, many women were missing in Tianbo City, and this snake was likely to be a mutated python! ”
"Vomit-" Zhen Cheng thought about the python that used human flesh as feed every day, and felt disgusting! Listening to Han Yong's speculation, this python may also be the one that crossed and mutated with people, and the hairs all over his body stood up.
"The advice given by our expert group is that this python must be destroyed! If you run away, you may run out to eat people in the future! In addition, this python has eaten rats for so many years, it is difficult to say whether it will carry epidemic germs such as plague on its body! Do you still want to eat meat? Do you know—"
"Stop-stop-" Zhen Cheng hurriedly shouted to stop and said loudly, "Jiang is still old and spicy, you are disgusting enough!" Don't blame the python again! ”
"Hey, hey! Isn't it just that you want to get me snake meat to eat? Now why don't you dare to say it! Han Yong continued to strike very proudly.
"That's it! I'll hang up if it's okay! Zhen Cheng thought about the big python, and couldn't help but feel sick to his stomach.
"Wait a minute! Don't be in a hurry just yet! Tell me about your cousin! ”
Zhen Cheng angrily wanted to drop the phone. Since that time in the office, Zhou Yubing was confused, and now the entire Hanmang people know that Zhou Yubing was given unspoken rules by himself. What's angry is that this week Yubing didn't even explain, and everyone called himself Xiao Chengzi. Now it's okay, it has reached Han Yong's ears, and he has also put a * crime on himself.
"What's wrong? It's done, and you're embarrassed to admit it, aren't you? Han Yong gloated and continued, "My aunt is going to Heilongjiang to see you, you can do it yourself!" ”
"Senior Han Xiu is coming?" Zhen Cheng hurriedly defended with some panic, "Your cousin's virtue* is almost the same as me, how dare I insult her!" ”
"Fart! Is she indecent to you and you* She is not the same? That's fine, you'll be my cousin-in-law from now on! Everyone will be relatives in the future! haha-" Han Yong's happy laughter could be heard for thirty miles against the northwest wind.
"Relatives, grandma! Others don't know what's going on, don't you know? Zhou Yubing hasn't done anything useful since he came to Hanmang, but the troublesome things are one after another! On New Year's Day this time, I'll send her back to Yanjing, don't let Han Xiu's predecessors run to this place where rabbits don't! My head hurts when I look at it! ”
"Your kid is speaking more and more proficiently now, obviously you are going to come back to see your own woman! zuihou became like helping me! Han Yong restrained his smile and scolded, "I'll help you with this!" But it's even more troublesome for you to return to Yanjing! ”
"What's the trouble! I led Zhou Yubing to Han Xiu's seniors, isn't it over if I make it clear? Is it still impossible for me to carry the black pot for a lifetime? ”
"Do you think it's that simple?" Han Yong's tone suddenly said solemnly, "From the moment my cousin said your name, you were in big trouble!" ”
"How big can it be, isn't it just a fake foreign devil? Hard? Zhen Cheng beat a drum in his heart, and said with a stiff mouth.
"What would you do if I told you that the one Zhou Yubing was engaged to was a paladin?" Han Yong sighed lightly, and hung up the phone directly without waiting for Zhen Cheng to speak.
"Damn-" Zhen Cheng was speechless as the northwest wind blew. For no reason, he actually provoked a paladin equivalent to the heavenly rank!
PS: Ya, my liver hurts when I'm angry! It's just a few flowers that can't be broken! I can see that if the addition of fifty flowers is not sorted out, the incense fans will definitely be able to save these hundred flowers until the end of the month, okay, you have won! I'll add more, hurry up and give me flowers!