When Zhang Yingying and I saw a group of hippos, we kind of understood, no wonder why the barbecue stall business is so hot today, it turned out that it was chartered by the hippopotamus guys.

It seems that the hippopotamus should be in a good mood after the yin of me today, so he took his little brother to celebrate.

After seeing this scene, Zhang Yingying and I subconsciously glanced at each other, and then couldn't help but feel a little funny.

The so-called victory is not arrogant and defeated, we have defeated the hippopotamus so many times before, and it seems that we have never celebrated like them, the hippopotamus this guy made us suffocate, and we can be like this, and it is really a little speechless.

"What should I do?" I looked at Zhang Yingying and asked.

Zhang Yingying glanced at me, "What else can I do?" Tianfu City is not only one barbecue stall, change one! ”

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Zhang Yingying and I were about to look for one, but when Zhang Yingying and I were about to leave to change to another barbecue stall, we suddenly heard a noise from the barbecue stall.

We hurriedly looked back and found that a group of hippos and a few guys in their twenties who looked like they were in society had quarreled over something.

There are only six of these guys in society, basically all of them are wearing vests, and they are stabbing dragons and tigers, and they look particularly fierce.

In my opinion, these people should not be simple, because you must know that now the hippopotamus is with dozens of younger brothers, and several of them dare to quarrel with the hippopotamus, which is enough to show that they are not afraid of the hippopotamus at all, of course, they can also think that the hippo is a group of students, so they are not too worried that a group of students will do something with them.

Among several people, a guy who looked very fierce with muscles wrapped in his body, seemed to be the boss of several people, stood in front of several people, pointed to the nose of the hippopotamus and shouted: "*** A group of stinky students are quite temperamental, Lao Tzu told you, Lao Tzu is going to eat here today, you can let this position go, you have to let it go!"

I can see that this group of guys is not simple, but the hippopotamus guy is stupid, he has a long head and doesn't want to do things, and when he saw that a few people in this guy still dared to shout with him, the anger came up at once, and he didn't talk nonsense with that group of guys, and swung at the shouting muscular man with a slap.

"Shall I grass you! You still want us to let you, see if I don't beat you to death today! ”

The hippopotamus has a hot temper, he says he will do it, his movements can be said to be quite sudden, if it is an ordinary person, it may be difficult to avoid the hippopotamus slap, but the muscular man reacts very sensitively, after the hippopotamus's slap, he basically did not pause, and a dodge dodged the hippopotamus's slap.

And while he dodged, he punched quickly, and he heard a muffled sound of "bang", and the punch of the muscular man hit the hippopotamus's fat stomach firmly.

After being punched, the hippopotamus's face instantly turned pale, and under the effect of the punch momentum, he couldn't help but take two steps back.

From the performance of the hippopotamus, you can actually see how terrifying the punch of this muscular man is, you must know that the hippopotamus weighs an estimated 200 catties, and it is difficult for ordinary people to punch him two steps back.

"This guy dares to hit Brother Hippo, brothers, give me a fight!"

Seeing the hippopotamus being beaten, among the little brothers under the hippo, I didn't know that the guy was the first to roar like this, but after hearing this voice, the hippopotamus's group of more than 50 little brothers all stood up in unison, and all of them raised their fists and grinned and rushed towards the muscular men.

Seriously, this muscular man should have some ability, but even if they have the ability, there are only six of them, maybe he dares to be arrogant here because he is usually arrogant, but it is obviously irrational for him to be so arrogant now.

Because no matter how the six of them are, they can't fight the dozens of hippos.

None of them are Ip Man, one can fight ten, in real life, one person can deal with two people at the same time is already very awesome, after all, two punches are difficult to beat four hands, so seeing the movements of the hippo and the little brothers, they are also a little aware that the situation is wrong.

But they weren't stupid, seeing that the situation was wrong, a group of six people ran away, and they ran quite fast, at least they didn't let a group of hippos catch up.

Seeing this scene, Zhang Yingying and I both laughed again, but we didn't take this matter to heart, after all, it is normal to encounter such a small contradiction in ordinary times, we just watched it with the mentality of watching the excitement, and now that the people have run away, we are ready to withdraw.

Eventually, Zhang Yingying and I found a barbecue stand a little closer to our house and sat down.

Because I deliberately wanted to please Zhang Yingying, I took the initiative to order a lot of things that Zhang Yingying liked to eat, and asked for two cans of Coke.

But Zhang Yingying was obviously a little unhappy after seeing me ask for two cans of Coke, "What are you ordering two cans of Coke for?" ”

"One can for each of us!"

"Don't you know that a can of Coke contains more than fifty grams of sugar? Don't you know I'm losing weight? Please tell me, are you deliberately angry with me? ”

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I was speechless by Zhang Yingying's domineering questioning, and I knew that she was deliberately making things difficult for me, so I could only say weakly: "I drink two cans of Coke, can't I drink it?" ”

"So you mean that when you eat skewers later, let me just eat it and don't even give me saliva to drink?"

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In the face of Zhang Yingying, I really have no way to deal with her, this girl can always hit me with earlier reasons, hearing her say this, I can only explain: "No, no, no!" That's not what I meant, what do you want to drink, I'll buy it for you! ”

Zhang Yingying nodded when she saw my performance like this, and spit out three words "mineral water" arrogantly

"Good, good! I'm going to buy it for you! "When I heard Zhang Yingying say that she wanted to drink mineral water, I got up and ran to buy water.

I think that with the way I am flattering Zhang Yingying now, if I let the group of people under my hands see it, I am estimated to be able to laugh at me to death, who would have thought that Yun Zexiong, who was dominating the school and was dominant, would become like this in front of Zhang Yingying?

Actually, I don't want to do this, isn't it helpless!

I bought a bottle of mineral water at a nearby store, and when I came back, I found that the place I had just sat in had been taken by someone else.

I saw that sitting in my place at this time was a dressed and full of rustic flavor of Kill Matt, this Kill Matt's whole body can be described in one word, that is, mess.

In particular, this guy's head shape is even more chaotic to an outrageous degree, what do you want me to say about this guy's head shape.

It's like a potted plant that has been raised for a few years and then buckled on the head, and I feel like he is in the shape of a bird, and he has to use a bottle of hairspray every day to do his hair, which makes people feel terrible to look at.

But this killer Matt seemed to appreciate his head shape, and while flipping his head shape with his hands, he pretended to be chic and said to Zhang Yingying: "Beautiful sister, eating barbecue alone is lonely and lonely!" ”

Seeing that this killer Matt actually dared to talk to Zhang Yingying, I was secretly worried about him, because Zhang Yingying didn't know how many suitors she had over the years, and the end of these suitors was usually miserable.

Zhang Yingying cleaned up these guys, there are a lot of ghost ideas, I want to see what method this Zhang Yingying will use to clean up this guy later.

I saw that Zhang Yingying squinted and smiled after hearing the words of killing Matt, and said to the killer Matt: "Brother comes to accompany others, isn't they lonely?" ”

As soon as she heard Zhang Yingying say this, Kill Matt's face was overjoyed, probably because he felt that he was flirting with his sister, so he threw two winks at Zhang Yingying disgustingly and said numbly: "My sister needs someone to accompany her, and my brother is naturally willing!" ”

Zhang Yingying lowered her head shyly after seeing that Matt had not been killed, and asked in a low voice, "Then brother, do you like to drink?" I'm the most adored man who drinks a lot! ”

As soon as the killer Matt heard Zhang Yingying say this, he patted his chest and said confidently: "Of course, I drink very well, it's not that I'm bragging, I can definitely call it a thousand cups of not getting drunk, ten thousand cups of not pouring." ”

"Can you show it in front of me?"

"Of course, little meaning! No problem! ”

I watched quietly as Matt bragged, with a smile on my face.

Because I know that this guy will definitely regret what he said later, I know Zhang Yingying very well, Zhang Yingying must be killing Matt when she says this, and this killing Matt jumped into this trap without thinking about it in order to pretend to be forced.

With his mindless appearance, if he will not be rectified by Zhang Yingying later, it will make people feel strange.

Sure enough, as soon as I thought like this in my heart, I saw a playful smile on Zhang Yingying's girl's face, and then said heroically to the owner of the barbecue stall: "Boss, the kind with three large bottles of liquor!" ”

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