Chapter 36: One Push, Two Five, Six (2)
The old monk sat on the ground, his head bowed, not knowing what he was thinking.
"Three...... Two...... One! ”
Zhu Cijiong raised his gun and fired.
"Bang!"
The sparks splashed, and the shattered green bricks cut through the fat monk who was hiding in the corner of the wall and shivering...... The face ......
"Ah...... I'm dead, I'm dead! ”
The monk was rolling all over the ground, and feces and urine were flowing everywhere.
He didn't worry about eating and drinking, but he didn't know that he was just a cut on his face......
Zhu Cijiong hit the wall with a shot, but he threw the empty gun to Zhang Da and took another bird gun that had already been loaded.
"If you count three times, if you don't open your mouth, you will kill me in a row!"
Zhu Cijiong ordered at Yang Qilong.
"Uh...... Giggling......" The old monk made a sound like a hen laying eggs in his throat, and he raised his hand and pointed to the kitchen to the side.
"Humph! Toast without eating and eating penalty wine! Zhu Cijiong snorted coldly, waved his hand, and asked Yang Qilong to take someone to search.
And the old monk on the ground, motionless, blocked the middle of the main entrance.
"Get out of the way, you old man, you don't know what to do!" Jiao San scolded, saw that the old monk did not move, and stretched out his hand to push it.
Who knows, the old host, who was dressed in gold thread weaving and adorned with huge pearl robes, actually fell on his back, and a string of blood lines flowed from the corners of his mouth.
Jiao Sanyi rang and reached out to wipe the old host's snort......
"Son, this guy scared himself to death!"
Zhu Cijiong looked down and saw that the old host, his mouth, nose and ears had begun to bleed, obviously, he was scared out of his gallbladder.
……
"Son, except for a stupid monk who burned a fire in the kitchen, I didn't find Shunzhi." Huang Ji's face was full of anxiety, the old monk of the dog day, he had to brush them when he was dying.
Silly monk?
Zhu Cijiong frowned, he motioned to Jiao San to block the hospital door, and when he walked into the kitchen, he saw a middle-aged monk with a meaty face, holding a pot lid in both hands, and his face was full of black ash.
The fat monk is burning the fire and gnawing on the pot at the same time!
Seeing Zhu Cijiong come in, he opened his mouth and smirked "hehe".
Was he deceived by the host?
……
Zhu Cijiong just walked out of the kitchen and wanted to search carefully, but he didn't know that he ran into a rebel head-on.
"Son, these monks should be killed!
I found a woman in the latrine, and this monk's temple is also hidden, and there are nuns! ”
Niu Erwa's face turned red and she retreated from the toilet with an embarrassed face.
"Female?" Zhu Cijiong was ignorant, this ......
Niu Erwa chattered: "Son, my stomach hurts and I want to run."
As soon as I entered, I saw a bald head wearing monk's clothes, with red lips and white face, as if he was a girl.
She was squatting in the pit to pee, and the urine was fine, like a toothpick, with a whistling sound! ”
Squatting?
Zhu Cijiong pulled his legs and rushed to the toilet, only to see a trembling monk squatting on both sides of the tunnel, not daring to get up!
"Drag him up and give me a medical check-up!"
Zhu Cijiong snorted coldly.
The monk who was squatting on the ground, as soon as he heard that he was going to be identified, immediately trembled with fright, because the exit was narrow, and the urine with high pressure was ejaculating everywhere.
In the Ming Dynasty, the eunuch only needed to go to the giao pill, and the Qing court cut all three sets.
In this way, the eunuchs of the Ming court were able to stand and pee normally, and it was not uncommon for them to even fight on horseback.
After arriving at the Qing court, he never saw the eunuch general again.
"The king spares his life, the king spares his life, I am a poor fugitive, when the country of Jiashen was in trouble, the rebel entered the palace, I fled here!"
"King, have pity on me, I'm just a pitiful ......"
The eunuch knelt in the stinking latrine and wailed bitterly, despite the fact that his robe was already half wet.
"Really?"
Zhu Cijiong sneered: "Pick up his pants for me, if the chicken is not there, it will be Wu Liangfu!" ”
Zhang Da took the first step, asked people to press the eunuch's hands and feet, and took off his pants......
He sneered: "In front of the three princes, you still dare to quibble, really I didn't go to the eunuch in my house!" ”
His face was full of disdain, and he looked at the empty place under the eunuch, in the middle of a scar, a little ant hole, and sneered:
"The eunuch who serves the young master and the mother, they are just missing two balls, how can they be like your master, they all cut them all for you!"
"Tut-tut, you defend your master like this, your master doesn't talk about you as a human being!"
Zhang Da was surprised, when the dog was in such a situation, there was no one!
He dragged the eunuch out and threw him on the ground:
"Wu Liangfu, you give me a little honesty, what does my master ask you, you just have to answer, if you are not honest, I will help you open up a bigger hole and let you pee faster!"
Zhang Da pulled out his dagger and gestured at the old eunuch.
"Wu Liangfu!" Zhu Cijiong pointed to the monks who had been gathered in the courtyard: "Tell me where Fulin Xiao'er is, I will spare you from death!" ”
The old eunuch trembled, his face changed instantly, and he was so excited that he actually "poof" and "poof" continuously...... Side-flowing feces and urine......
"Long live the ...... who turned into a pot"
Wu Liangfu pointed to the kitchen, trembling like a sifting of chaff......
The stupid monk who gnawed on the pot before was pulled out, and he collapsed on the ground, and since he knew that he couldn't escape, he couldn't pretend to be a fool anymore.
"Zhu Cijiong, Zhu Cijiong, Third Prince Zhu!
You really don't blame me for what happened to your whole family, you know, I am a rubber stamp, and everything is dominated by the royal father regent......"
"All the sins were done by the imperial father and the regent, and it has nothing to do with me!"
“… Spare me..."
Fu Lin knelt on the ground and kowtowed like pounding garlic.
He has been the emperor of the customs for sixteen years, how could he not know what happened to the Zhu family.
The Qing Dynasty scraped the scales of every Chongzhen branch clan that he found.
Even if it is a remote clan, as long as the surname is Zhu, even if it is the lowest rank of the captain, it will be cut in two!
Now that he is caught by Zhu Cijiong, what will happen to him, Fu Lin knows it.
Ever since the regent of the emperor's father, he had no peace at night, and he dreamed back countless times at midnight, always going to one strange place after another, and the people of the whole city turned into ghosts and asked him for his life.
He was so frightened that he couldn't give up, and he couldn't eat well, so that he was skinny and skinny.
Later, after escaping into Buddhism, I recited Buddha every day to wash away my obsessions, and I no longer had that nightmare, and now I am even more wide-hearted and fat......
"Ha~hum~"
Zhu Cijiong let out a sneer from his nostrils.
Don't blame him?
The lives of hundreds of thousands of clans of the Zhu family, just this sentence does not blame him, and it will be revealed?
The dry bones of hundreds of millions of people, if they don't complain about him for this sentence, they will die unjustly?
"I can forgive the heavens!"