Chapter 500: Li Tai's mentality cracked directly. Is this a human thing? (Ask for subscriptions, ask for tickets)
Seeing his posture as a master of the lower three paths, Li Tai couldn't help but show approval on his face.
At least in terms of posture and demeanor alone, it is much better than the doctor who seems to be a little crooked.
After a sloppy greeting, Li Tai, who assumed the pseudonym Wei Gongzi, took off his coat.
With the help of the family, he lay down on his side, and someone untied him and removed it......
Zhang Jin came to him, looked at the big jaw that couldn't see the eyes at all, and couldn't help but take a cool breath.
This Wei Gongzi's body is really fat, he can't beat it for more than 200 catties, and his karma has reached the level of seeing no eyes.
Fortunately, the family next to Li Tai was already very skilled, and he stepped forward with a tacit understanding and stretched out a powerful hand.
Under the joint force, the fourth son of His Majesty the Tang Emperor and the back garden of His Royal Highness the learned King Wei were revealed.
Zhang Jin took the candlestick handed by the doctor on the side, stretched his neck, and looked carefully for a long time.
He also stretched out his hand that had been washed to touch and press it, and then nodded in the state of a very old driver.
Removed the candlestick, went to the basin and washed his hands, and then said to Li Taizheng, who was slowly sitting up.
"Wei Gongzi, with all due respect to Zhang, the hemorrhoids you suffer from are one of the internal hemorrhoids, called cherry hemorrhoids."
“???” Li Tai looked at this serious Zhang Doctor with a bewildered expression.
Cherry? Naturally, the king has eaten that thing, but the eyes can grow hemorrhoids like cherries, what the hell does this special mother mean?
Hearing the name of this disease, the faces of all the people present turned faintly black, and they all looked at this serious Zhang Jinzhang doctor.
For some reason, Li Tai faintly felt that the confident tone and demeanor of this Zhang Doctor when he spoke were very similar to a certain vulgar martial artist whom he particularly hated.
By the way, Cheng Laosan of the Lu Guogong Mansion, Cheng Chubi, when that guy is crooked, he also looks like this.
Thinking of Cheng Chubi's vulgar martial artist, Li Tai's mood instantly became less beautiful.
Without waiting for Li Tai to speak, Gonggong Li, who played the housekeeper next to him, raised his eyebrows and shouted. "A dark disease is a dark disease, don't talk nonsense."
Zhang Jin was a little unhappy, but when he saw the frequent glances from the doctors, he finally held back his anger and snorted lightly.
"This housekeeper, Zhang is a doctor, so naturally there are many kinds of hemorrhoids, both external and internal."
"In addition, hemorrhoids were divided into nine types according to their forms in the past, and Zhang and my teacher found that nine kinds were not enough to describe their shapes, so they were divided into twenty-four ......."
"......" Li Taixing and the others from the Wei Wangfu and so on, and their faces darkened. Lao Tzu is here to treat hemorrhoids, isn't it good to listen to your lectures?
"This Doctor Zhang is indeed very knowledgeable, but dare to ask Doctor Zhang, can you cure a certain secret disease?"
"This Wei Gongzi asked the point." Zhang Jin smiled confidently and patted his thigh proudly.
"Today's healers, dealing with this hemorrhoidal disease is nothing more than a sitz bath, medicine, acupuncture and ......."
"Looking at Wei Gongzi's illness, I am afraid that these methods can only treat the symptoms but not the root cause. Therefore, Zhang can use the technique of hemorrhoids removal to heal the dark disease of the son. ”
"Oh? So, Doctor Zhang, do you have a way? ”
"That's nature." Zhang Jin nodded, thought about it, turned the treatment box beside him a little, and opened the lid.
I took out one of the packages inside, and the doctor looked at it yesterday and admired it again by the way......
Li Tai approached with a suspicious face, and when he saw the Zhang Jin spread out the package.
The eighteen strange weapons that were revealed inside, with strange shapes, and a snow-bright and penetrating cold light, couldn't help but gasp.
"W, what the hell are these?"
Don't say it's Li Tai, the waiters around him and Gonggong Li's eyes are green.
I always felt that these small but very sharp-looking Qimen weapons seemed to be wrong.
"These are naturally sharp weapons used to remove hemorrhoids, Wei Gongzi must not know ......"
Zhang Jin gently caressed these hemorrhoid-picking blades that he and the deceased Luoyang Wang Shi had developed with tears.
"These hemorrhoidal removal tools are good treasures created by Zhang and my master after years of painstaking blood, diagnosis and treatment of hemorrhoids, and repeated trials......"
Looking at these strangely shaped and cold Qimen weapons, Li Tai, the king of Tang Wei, suddenly broke into a cold sweat on his face.
His glutes, gluteus medius, piriformis, obturator muscles, quadratus femoris, anal sphincter, etc., all trembled involuntarily and then tensed one after another.
"You mean, Ben, Ben's dark disease, you want to use these things to cure it?!"
"Yes, Childe, your dark disease has not been cured for a long time, it is already very serious, and if you don't take it off in time, I'm afraid the impact will be even worse."
"As long as Zhang makes a move, he will definitely be able to remove the child's secret disease, so that the son will no longer be bothered by this secret disease."
Seeing Doctor Zhang confidently, at this time, Gonggong Li on the side picked up a strange-shaped thing.
"This, this is also used for surgery?"
"Yes, this is a soldering iron (Note 1), which is also used to stop bleeding during hemorrhoidal removal......"
“!!!!!” Everyone had a black line on their faces, a messy posture in the wind, and looked at Zhang Jin, a Datang anorectal expert with a calm expression.
"Branding...... Soldering iron ......" Li Tai's face has turned from black to white, from white to blue, and his mouth is trembling.
"Yes, how can I stop the bleeding without a soldering iron?" Zhang Jin's face was as natural as a matter of course.
"You, you will ...... later" Li Tai's figure shook a little, but fortunately, the servant next to him hugged His Royal Highness the King of Wei of the Tang Dynasty in time.
"Let's let him out, I have to ...... slowly" Li Tai's legs began to weaken, and the god's special soldering iron ......
As soon as he thought that thing would be used to stab his eyes, Li Tai's mind cracked directly. Is this a human thing?
Even if I have heard that in ancient dynasties with strict criminal laws, there were things like cannon branding, but I have never heard of such an extremely cruel criminal law as stabbing the eye with a red-hot soldering iron.
Li Tai is a prince born with a golden spoon, a big man who has been pampered since childhood, how could he be willing to suffer the pain of that soldering iron.
Zhang Jin and the doctor could only salute Li Tai, exit the room, and wait outside.
The doctor said with a look of regret. "Senior brother, you're too upright......"
Zhang Jin looked at the doctor and said with a serious expression. "Senior brother, you and I are both people who study medicine, and what is the most taboo is to avoid medical treatment."
"Besides, since I want to remove hemorrhoids for this son, if I don't say it in advance."
"At that time, if you suddenly copy out a red-hot soldering iron, what do you think will happen to me, senior brother?"
“……”
Note 1: This is the information obtained by the author after the positive 28 classics, very serious research, and even seen the real thing, Zhen Te Niang is a frightening ancient eye surgery.
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