Chapter 51: Dog's Egg
Lin Xiaoxiao and Mo Yuanshan were shocked, and they both stood up for a while, looking at the outside of the room vigilantly.
The man put down the wine bowl and said, "It's not in the way, maybe I fired a shot just now, and the people in the village heard it, and brought someone to see it, and I went out to talk about it." ”
The man said, got up and went out.
The gate opened, and there were seven or eight men standing outside, all holding shotguns in their hands, and said: "Wang Fugui, did you put guns here before, isn't that the 'dog spirit' coming to your house again, say it quickly, don't harm the village again!"
"I just wiped my gun and accidentally misfired!"
Before the words fell, a young man outside the door saw Mo Yuanshan and Lin Xiaoxiao standing in the hall inside, and immediately said angrily: "Why do you have a foreigner in your house, isn't it a 'dog spirit'!"
Seven or eight people outside the door heard this, and they poured into the door without saying anything.
Mo Yuanshan and Lin Xiaoxiao were surrounded by a group of people with guns in the blink of an eye.
Wang Fugui hurriedly squeezed in and said loudly: "They are passing guests, not some 'dog spirit', quickly put away the gun and be careful of misfire!"
The young man stood up and said, "Whether it is a 'dog spirit' or not, you have to test your body to know!" When the young man said this, he kept looking at Lin Xiaoxiao with his eyes.
Lin Xiaoxiao suddenly sneered: "Don't talk nonsense, you are feudal superstition, where is there any 'dog spirit' in the world, the dogs in your village are crazy and bite people, that is rabies, you have guns privately, and you also point guns at state officials, this is a crime, you will go to prison!"
When the group heard Lin Xiaoxiao's words, they immediately became a little timid and lowered their guns.
Wang Fugui hurriedly grabbed the young man and said: "Dog, you have also seen it, the two of them are good, where is the 'dog spirit' changed, don't believe it, this girl is a doctor, what he said makes some sense." ”
"There's a truth, the village chief is my second cousin, he is not here, and I have the final say in this grass ditch. A few days ago, our village group decided that it was not allowed to take in outsiders, and if any outsiders broke in, they should be detained on the spot!
The dog said justly, and then he drank and ordered the people to come up and take the man.
Mo Yuanshan suddenly shouted: "Don't move, everyone, look, this kid has scratches on his face and neck, he must have been bitten by a mad dog, he is the 'dog spirit'! ”
A group of people hurriedly looked at the dog's face, and sure enough, there were a few scratches, so they were all shocked and looked at the dogan in horror.
The dog said angrily: "You fart, I was caught by Erni!"
"Erni, you bastard, how dare you ...... her?"
A young man was immediately angry, and pointed a gun at the dog.
The two of them were about to fight.
Wang Fugui hurriedly said to his wife: "You go and find his uncle, but he is going to die." ”
Wang Fugui's wife went out in a hurry.
Goudan said angrily: "Shubao, you little bastard, Erni is not your wife, I slept with her, what kind of crazy vinegar do you eat, she will be mine from now on!"
When Shubao heard this, he burst into tears and raised his shotgun to the dog.
Mo Yuanshan's eyes were quick, and he hurriedly raised Shubao's shotgun.
A gunshot rang out, and the steel balls flew out from the top of Dog Bao's head and hit the roof, punching holes in the roof tiles.
Everyone was shocked, and Gou Bao was so frightened that he sat down on the ground and peed his pants.
Lin Xiaoxiao couldn't help laughing.
Wang Fugui and the others couldn't help laughing.
It took a long time for Gou Bao to come to his senses, and he grabbed the shotgun on the ground to take revenge.
Mo Yuanshan had already confiscated Goubao's shotgun, and said angrily: "You are a mad dog, what do you bite!"
Everyone was making a fuss, but Wang Fugui's wife came in with an old man on crutches, followed by a girl with tears stained on her face.
As soon as the old man came in, he trembled with anger, raised his cane and knocked the dog a few times, and said angrily: "You evil obstacle, your second cousin only left on the front foot, you are lawless, you have the idea of Erni, and you dare to overlord the bow!"
Erni cried: "Grandpa, you have to make the decision for me, castrated this little bastard!"
Shubao also watched Erni cry like tears from the sidelines.
Wang Fugui hurriedly came up and said: "Old Uncle Li, they didn't say it in advance, this dog is also messing around, seeing that there are two guests in my house, they insist that they are 'dog spirits', and they will tie up this girl to have a physical examination, I don't know what his heart is." ”
Old Uncle Li looked at Lin Xiaoxiao and Mo Yuanshan and said, "Where are you from, what are you doing here?"
Lin Xiaoxiao hurriedly said: "Old man, we were passing by, we were going to Dawan Village, but I didn't expect to encounter heavy rain and flash floods, and the car was also washed down the ravine, so I had to come to the village to find a family to rest for the night, but I didn't expect this dog to lead people to rush in, and they wanted to tie people up without asking ......."
Before Lin Xiaoxiao finished speaking, the dog Dan jumped up and said, "Second cousin said that outsiders are not allowed to come in our village during this time, and besides, they have to go to Dawan Village......"
Old Uncle Li knocked on the dog's crutch and said angrily: "Is what your second cousin said a holy decree? Did he say that he told you to bully Erni! With chicken feathers as an arrow, your kid is not right-hearted, and the matter of the widow of the Qian family is not over, and you dare to be a traitor!"
When Erni heard this, she immediately cried like a tearful person, rushed up and slapped the dog twice, and scolded: "You should be castrated dog mongrel, there is still such a thing, then what are you going to do with me!"
Goudan hurriedly made amends and smiled: "Grandpa, where did you hear this stupid talk, since ancient times, there are many rights and wrongs in front of the widow, and it is too late for me to hide from the widow, I have you, how dare I provoke her." ”
"Bah, you bastard who should have cut two or two dog eggs!"
Erni cursed, flew up and kicked the dog in the crotch.
The dog clutched his crotch and sat down again.
Old Uncle Li stroked his beard and said: "This time you are satisfied! You are only afraid that the male who will cut off the root of his life from now on, and you will have peace of mind from now on! It's just that your father has promised you to him since he was a child, and this matter can't be changed! When your father comes back, you can visit the church and save him from being like a hungry cat. ”
Shubao listened, jumped up and knelt in front of Uncle Li and said, "Grandpa, I don't accept it, the person Erni likes is me!"
"It's useless to accept it or not! Now that Erni is his person, do you want to be the rest of the king?"
When Uncle Li spoke, everyone covered their mouths and laughed.
Shubao sat on the ground, crying very sadly, but he peeped at Erni with his eyes, and the two of them frowned.
Wang Fugui said: "Old Uncle Li, look at these two guests......"
Old Uncle Li stroked his beard and said for a while: "Stay, don't go out, Shubao and the third son stay here together, wait for the village chief to come back, ask and understand." ”
Old Uncle Li said, scolded a few young people to pick up the dog, and turned to leave.
Lin Xiaoxiao hurriedly stopped: "Grandpa, you wait." ”
Uncle Li stopped, turned around and said: "Baby, you are not here at the right time, there is a plague in this village, the village chief has entered the town to notify the comrades of the epidemic prevention station, I am afraid that people from other relevant departments will also come, and it is currently impossible to enter or exit here, and it will be blocked soon." If it weren't for the heavy rain tonight, the entrance to the village would have been guarded. But since you happened to break in, I will ask you to wait a few days. ”
Lin Xiaoxiao still wanted to speak again, but Uncle Li had already gone out.
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