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"What are you kid doing? Did you know that 110's calls are about to be flooded? Hu Bing shouted loudly, his spit almost splashing on Jiang Ning's face.
"This is a Chinese New Year celebration called 'I love my home, I love my city, let the city I live in become a better place, everyone strives to be a living Lei Feng'." Jiang Ning replied unhurriedly while plucking his ears.
Hearing the word "Lei Feng", Hu Bing felt liver pain.
He was so depressed that he couldn't speak, the rabbit's skin was getting thicker and stronger, it had reached the level of superalloy, and the rabbit used to say this with a bit of a joke, but now it felt more and more like it was real.
What is it called? Self-hypnosis? Ah Q spirit? Just with the sentence "The son beats Lao Tzu"?
Anyway, this guy's skin has reached the point of superalloy.
"Do you know how many people you've arrested? Do you know that these people have parents, wives and children, and if you arrest these people, the city is indeed clean, what will happen to their parents, wives and children? Hu Bing was furious.
"Eighty percent of these people will only ask for money from their families, and they will not subsidize their families at all...... It's that there are a lot of big money in those gamblers, and these people are just playing...... Forget it, I'll let them go when I get back. Jiang Ning scratched his head, he really hadn't thought about this, but now he thought about it.
"And what about the kids?" Hu Bing asked, in addition to those big-money gamblers (several of whom are not low-status), the most difficult thing to deal with is the group of minors.
"This is not negotiable, don't force me to turn my face." Jiang Ning refused to compromise this time: "Don't worry, I'll do it, it's a big deal to go to their house and wash away the memories of their parents, don't you just remember that there is such a son?" β
Hu Bing glared at Jiang Ning, and after a long time, he looked away, he had already determined that the rabbit would not compromise, so he could only compromise.
"Are you going to do that in the future?" He had to ask clearly, this time the arrests were basically children with no background.
Bad children are not only this kind of children, there are many second generations, today is the first day of the new year, and those second generations are all paying New Year's greetings, so it's okay, it may not be possible to change the time.
"It's hard to say, when the whim comes, maybe I'll want to come again." Jiang Ning doesn't care about anything now.
Hu Bing had nothing to say.
Seeing that the big tiger was no longer verbose, Jiang Ning also gave a step: "I will let those arrested guys tell their families that they will go to Mauritius to work and properly export labor ......"
"yes, two hundred and fifty-one months." Hu Bing pronounced the words through his nose.
"Salary can be considered......" Jiang Ning spoke a little sour, he was joking when he said this, the gang he sent to Mauritius had no salary at all, and he didn't think about paying a salary.
"How much?" Hu Bing glared at Jiang Ning, now that he has some understanding of this rabbit, he can't be this guy, he can't be too soft, he can't be reasonable, and he can't be unprincipled. Generally speaking, this rabbit is still willing to be reasonable, and at the same time you have to watch out for this guy playing with words.
"What is the average salary in City X right now?" Jiang Ning asked.
"More than three thousand, right?" Hu Bing didn't open his mouth as loudly as the lion, because he knew that this time the rabbit would definitely lift a stone and shoot himself in the foot.
This guy had such a good time, he caught more than 3,000 people at once, and one person is 36,000 a year, and more than 3,000 people have hundreds of millions. This guy is equivalent to carrying this big pot all of a sudden, in exchange for a comprehensive purge of X City.
He was sure that in the next few years, the security of X City would definitely go to a higher level.
This is a living Lei Feng! A real living Lei Feng.
"Three thousand is three thousand, and I will find a way to double them for me to do it back." Jiang Ning gritted his teeth and agreed, he would never be intimidated by this kind of thing.
Before, he had no idea that there were so many hooligans, gangsters, thieves, liars, and underworld in X City, and there were many criminals of all shapes, and more than a hundred wanted criminals were arrested...... It's a crime capital!
It's too dark, it's too discordant, as Jiang Lei Feng, it is necessary for him to make the city harmonious, after all, he was a victim before.
He was even thinking about whether to go back to his hometown Shuanglin to do the same...... Take the opportunity to send all the guys who bullied him back then to Mauritius?
"What are you kid pondering?" Hu Bing saw Jiang Ning's eyes gurgling, and he immediately felt furious, because he knew that the rabbit had another idea when he did this.
"I'm wondering if I should do more? Let's have a thorough Lei Feng cleaning...... Otherwise, it is regarded as a regular activity and celebrated every year...... By the way, you have to add it to learn Lei Feng Day,......" Jiang Ning touched his chin and muttered.
"Don't, don't, I'm begging you, it's okay for you to play like this once, come a few more times...... My dad would definitely choose to resign and give up the mayor's seat to you, so that you can try the taste of burning your ass. "Hu Bing really wants to give up his position as director now.
He was appointed as the director of the bureau at the end of November last year, and it has only been more than two months, and his skin has already fallen off several layers.
"Is it okay to do it twice a year?" Jiang Ning haggled there.
"Not once...... Once every five years at most. Hu Bing breathed a sigh of relief, he could still stand it once in five years, and the security would indeed be much better.
"Deal." Jiang Ning actually thought that one play was one play, and he didn't plan to come too often.
"What? Don't have anything to play? The voice of a wild girl came from inside the headphones.
Jiang Ning has had enough fun, she hasn't played enough, it's fun! She is a mouse, and her little brother is also a mouse, as the saying goes: when a mouse crosses the street, everyone shouts and fights. This time she and her little brother are all over the city to arrest people, not to mention majestic or not, this feeling cannot be described.
"Of course there is fun." Jiang Ning had already thought of something to play.
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A tall building stands on the edge of a beautiful beach, and when the tide rises, it's all flooded.
The stilt building looks very primitive, it is made of ordinary wood, and the roof is covered with banana leaves and thatch. On a small podium are three rooms, one of which is a completely open viewing hall, and the other two are arranged as bedrooms and studies.
That's right, it's the study, or the office. At this moment, a very beautiful woman is sitting lazily by the computer, this woman is wearing very little, or even nothing, next to her is a chaise longue, a middle-aged man with a slightly bald head is half-done and half-lying, his hands are not clean......
That middle-aged man is Cheng Anlan's second uncle.
At the beginning, the second and third children of the Cheng family all offended Jiang Ning, strictly speaking, the second child was offended even more ruthlessly, this guy directly bought murder, and planned to knock Cheng Anlan and Jiang Ning all down the cliff, but the third child actually just played some tricks.
However, Jiang Ning has never done things according to common sense, in his eyes, the second child of the Cheng family belongs to the grievances of a wealthy family in order to inherit the property, and it is aimed at Cheng Anlan, which belongs to the ...... Pardonable. The third child is not right, he dares to target his family, which is a heinous crime.
So the third child should be damned, but the second child is fine.
Spares his life is spared, but the death penalty can be avoided, and the living crime cannot be escaped, and it didn't take long for him to be thrown into Mauritius to help Jiang Ning watch the field here.
As for that woman, she is also not a good person.
At the beginning, she pretended to be a female college student and was ready to calculate Jiang Ning...... As a result, the entire gang of more than 100 people was thrown into Mauritius. Those men became coolies, she was originally responsible for washing clothes and cooking, but she was taken by the second child of the Cheng family and transferred to the secretary. It's the kind of secretary who has something to do and nothing to do with the secretary.
"Alasβit's New Year." The woman sighed leisurely.
"What's wrong with the New Year? Do you dare to go back? Cheng Anlan's second uncle said depressedly, he didn't dare to go back to pay New Year's greetings to the old man, let alone others.
He didn't forget what Jiang Ning said at the beginning, if he was caught leaving his post without permission, he would be thrown to Antarctica to guard the penguins next time.
He didn't think it was just a joke.
"Your niece hasn't been with the rabbit yet?" The woman asked, she cared about this now.
She now also sees herself as a member of the Cheng family.
Although she has no name or share, her position is very solid, and she is not afraid that the second child of the Cheng family will dump her, because she has become the second child of the Cheng family's sparring partner.
"Even if that's it? The old man has already spoken, and I am relieved to stay here for two or three years. Cheng Anlan's second uncle sighed.
"What? The Cao family still refuses to let go? "That woman is now the second eldest of the Cheng family, so she also knows a lot of things.
Cheng Anlan's second uncle has a wife, but after all, this is Africa, and his wife definitely doesn't want to come. In addition, in order for the Cheng family to have more people to cultivate, the old man of the Cheng family set his sights on the next generation, and desperately asked for concubines for the adult men in the family, and as compensation, part of the Cheng family's property was gradually transferred to those wronged wives, and his wife was in charge of the cattle farm and botanical garden.
Don't think it's hard work, the cattle farm is directly related to Aunt Ba, and the botanical garden is even more important, and those who are eligible to participate are all descendants, such as the old man's daughters-in-law, and a few grandchildren, and even granddaughters are not qualified.
"It's not the Cao family's problem now." Cheng Anlan's second uncle knew something in his heart, but he didn't dare to say it outside, the woman next to him thought that she was an outer room, but he didn't think so, for him, it was just a furnace.
That's right, this guy is not practicing "Aoki True Formula", not only him, Cheng Anlan's father is not practicing "Aoki True Formula", as long as the Cheng family is a married man, all the people who practice are not "Aoki True Formula", they practice the double cultivation secret method that Cheng Anlan asked for from Jiang Ning (those big road goods in the past were not given by wooden rabbits).
is still the same sentence, the married men of the Cheng family have been given up by the old man, and their role is to act as stallions and create more children for the Cheng family.
It's a child, not a boy, the old man has already figured it out, and the girl is not bad, anyway, they are all surnamed Cheng, aren't three of the four little ones girls? When they grow up, there is a chance that they will not get married, and even if they do, they must be looking for it in this circle, and in this circle, the first choice is the Jiang family.
In the old man's opinion, girls can be used to marry the Jiang family, and it is not very useful.
"It's not the Cao family's problem?" That woman is not stupid, and she understands as soon as she hears it, it is not the Cao family's problem, but the rabbit's problem.
It's really no fun to say that.
After thinking about it, she remembered another thing: "By the way, that rabbit is notoriously cautious, will there be a problem with the exercises he gave you and the medicine he sent over?" Otherwise, how could it be that for so long, my stomach didn't move at all? β
The second child of the Cheng family rolled his eyes.
He didn't bother to take care of it.
The furnace is the furnace ding, how can it be qualified to be an outer room? Not to mention having children, his children are going to cultivate immortals in the future, how can there be a mother who comes out to sell?
At this moment, he heard a cold voice ringing in his ears: "Rabbit? is still notoriously cautious - he even dares to suspect that there is something wrong with the medicine. β
The second child of the Cheng family jumped up from the chair all of a sudden.