The old man was even more worried when he heard this.

"Alas! It's useless for others to like him! He knows how to play all day long, and he has no intention of getting married at all, and now he is twenty-five! I haven't even brought a girl home! I'm so saddened! - Eat horses! ”

Hearing this, I suddenly woke up! It's almost the Chinese New Year now! I'm coming home too!

"Stand out! Don't worry, uncle, in our France, there are many people in their thirties who are not married! ”

Joan of Arc saw that I didn't move as if I had lost my soul, so she took a step for me and comforted my uncle by the way.

"Thirty years old! If my grandson dares to marry at the age of thirty, I will break his leg! - Vault. ”

After playing chess, the old man continued: "I'm this old, old man!" I don't have a few days to live, and I look forward to holding my grandson all day long, if he dares not to follow my wishes! I've got to haunt him! ”

Joan of Arc looked at me and saw that I still didn't move, so she said, "Uncle, you live a long life!" I've told you a fortune plan, and you'll live for at least eighteen more years! - Eat the cannon! ”

The old man laughed.

"Pull it down! will make me happy! I know my own body and bones, and if I can live for another three or five years, I will thank the king of Hades for his great kindness! - Withdraw the general! ”

……

The more I listened to them, the more cold sweat broke out.

Isn't this Nima my way of going back to my hometown and perfunctory my father? How did Joan of Arc use it without hindrance? Could it be that France is also forced to marry? No, Joan of Arc is only eighteen years old, forcing a woolen marriage!

"Looking back at this old street, tracing who I am in the smoke and clouds, just a drop of twilight rain is enough to whitewash this right and wrong, and when the moonlight rises, who knocks on this door?"

"Frost and Snow Millennium" my phone ringtone.

I opened my phone and looked at it, and it was like five thunders!

Mom!

"Come on, Joan of Arc! I'll take a call! ”

Anyway, it's always been under Joan of Arc, and I haven't moved.

I stood up and answered the phone.

"Mom!"

"Fang Ming! What are you doing? Have you eaten? ”

My hometown is a fixed routine for phone calls.

"I've eaten it! I'm playing chess with my uncle downstairs! ”

The complaining voice of the mother on the other end of the phone came: "What kind of chess is played at noon, it's not too hot!" ”

"Oops! Didn't I just get a few days off from a single company! I'll just come out for a stroll when I'm free! ”

As soon as my mother heard this, her voice immediately raised an octave.

"Wandering around? So you still don't have a girlfriend, do you? ”

Belch! A woman's intuition is terrifying!

I felt empty, but I had to answer.

"Ugh! Yes! ”

"Where's your girlfriend?" Mom asked.

"How can you have a girlfriend? Your son has been single! ”

When my mother heard this, she was immediately anxious!

"Fart! A few days ago, Lin Dong called me and said that you have found a girlfriend, and said that you will bring me home as soon as the New Year is over! Say! Did you make your girlfriend angry with your stubborn temper again? ”

I rely on Lin Dong, didn't I just break your Wuling? Are you going to sell your brother and me like this?

"Hey! Fang Ming, you speak! If you don't talk again, I'll go directly to Beijing with your dad to find you! ”

"Hey, hey! Mother! Don't listen to Lin Dong's nonsense! He knows a fart, and he's just getting revenge on me because I broke his car a while ago! Don't listen to his! ”

When my mother heard this, she was even more anxious!

"Revenge? How can you say that if you have a girlfriend, you are taking revenge on you? Doesn't that mean that you'll always be single and single, and it's good for you to be a single for the rest of your life? I said, you can't tell who is good to you! Who treats you badly? Your father and I have such a righteous person, how can we raise such a son as you! ”

I saw that it was getting darker and darker, so I simply didn't depict it!

"Mom, listen to me, I really don't have a girlfriend!"

"I don't have a girlfriend and I don't go out to look for it! Can you find a girlfriend sitting at home? Can you find a girlfriend by playing chess with the uncle next door? Can you find a girlfriend by fooling around with Lin Dong all day? ”

"But this ......"

Before I could finish my sentence, I was rudely interrupted by my mother!

"I don't listen! This year's Chinese New Year, either the two of them come back, or no one comes back! I'm upset when I look at you! ”

After finishing the cruel words, my mother said to me with bad intentions.

"Also, if you are not afraid of blind dates, I can also arrange it for you, you have a serious job in Beijing, this condition is okay, let Mrs. Zhang say that you should still be able to talk about a few second marriages with children."

With that, she hung up the phone!

I looked up at the sky, my nose was sore, and tears almost squeezed out!

Mom, do you think your girlfriend is a thunderstorm? The kind that comes out of nowhere?

"Oops! Fang Ming, get out of the way! ”

Before I could react, I poured a basin of cold water!

I was poured cold water on the ground, and I was still looking up to the sky, and I suddenly became a veritable soup chicken!

Xie Yuhan came out of the window and smiled apologetically and said, "I'm sorry Fang Ming, the sewers upstairs are blocked, and the water for washing my feet can't flow out, so I fell down directly, I didn't expect you to stand here!"

I wiped the water from my face with my hands! A ray of light suddenly appeared in my heart.

Xie Yuhan is you!

I quickly climbed up to the second floor, only to be flung by a whip as soon as I stepped onto the floor of the second floor!

Xie Yuhan walked out with a whip and said, "Hey, one yard is one yard, it's one thing for me to water you, and it's another thing for you to raise a dog!" Now you can't go up to the second floor! ”

I took a few steps back and said, "No, no, I'm talking here!"

Xie Yuhan leaned in the corner and asked, "What do you want to say?" ”

I put on the same smile as I did when I negotiated the contract and said, "Can you discuss something?" ”

Xie Yuhan smiled.

"This girl poured a lot of water on your feet today, which is a little sorry for you, so let's say anything about it!"

I didn't care about the matter of pouring the foot washing water, after all, Xie Yuhan's little feet are still very clean, unlike Lin Dong's, if he is poured by Lin Dong's foot washing water, he will basically be poisoned by poison and need to go to the hospital.

I said to Xie Yuhan in the gentlest voice of my life as much as possible: "Yuhan, can you be my girlfriend?"

Xie Yuhan's face turned red as soon as he saw it!

She raised her whip and threw it straight at me!

"Stinky Fangming, don't take advantage of others!"

I don't shy away from staring at Xie Yuhan!

Just when I was about to be whipped up, Xie Yuhan suddenly retracted the whip, turned his head and said, "This thing can't work!"

"Why?"

"There is no why!"

"Is it okay to be my girlfriend for a month? As long as a month! ”

This time, Xie Yuhan stared at me directly!

"Why does it have to be a month?"

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