Chapter 5: Make a mistake and do it again
"Wait, I really will, you're waiting for me for a while, I really will." Lehaimo shouted. But there was only applause.
"No need, I'll teach you, look at it, this is my Taoist and light with the dust." The slap slapped Li Haimer's buttocks, giving out crisp applause.
"This is the Confucian principle of salute before soldiering." Slapping is two slaps.
"This is a famous white horse, not a horse." Smacked to the hand.
"This is the hundred-step flying sword of the Ghost Valley." A slap in the face held high.
"This is the soldier's dragon fighting in the wild"
"This is the Legalist Migration Tree Lixin"
"This is the conformist rule of the Mo family"
"This is the soul of the Yin and Yang family"
"And the farmer's Shennong is immortal"
"There is also a doctor's Bian Que Su asked"
Violent crackling and painful moans and cries rang out in the grove.
It really hurts, although I don't want to cry, my brain says I don't hurt, I don't cry; The ass says, no, I hurt, the eyes say, I can't help it, the mouth says, I'm responsible for calling.
After fighting for a while, he was comfortable, Xiaoyaozi straightened his clothes and calmly came out of the grove. After a while, Li Haimo came out of the woods, limping on his buttocks, his face full of tears. The disciples who passed by all looked at him strangely.
The next day, there will definitely be such news in the Renzong.
Shocked, the secret that Uncle Boss and Uncle Wuchenzi had to say.
Shocked, the head of the uncle and the dustless little uncle also had a secret meeting in the grove.
Shocked, the story that the head and the little uncle in the grove in the back mountain had to tell.
"Dustless, I'll kill you!" Sure enough, the next day, Xiaoyaozi went to the library again, crackling and beating.
Welcome to order the special best-selling books of Renzong, the little uncle in the library pavilion, my head uncle, the domineering head fell in love with me, and I had a date with the head.
Another five years have passed, and Li Haimo has finally learned all the Taoist scriptures that can be understood in the library cabinet, but his cultivation has not made any progress. And Xiaoyaozi, well, again and again failed the challenge.
"Dustless, you come out for me!"
This time, Xiaoyaozi didn't have to make excuses, he came to the door, looked at other people's little junior sisters, and then looked at his little junior brothers, well, they are comparable in appearance, as for martial arts. The more I think about it, the more angry I become, and then I will talk about it.
"Xiaoyaozi, let me tell you, don't force me, get angry, I'm scared myself." Li Haimo understands that this garbage must have lost again, since he came to Taoism, he has competed three times and lost three times, the first time he just started, the second time he deliberately found fault, this time, he didn't find any reason. Sure enough, the weak have no human rights.
"Come on, come on, show me one when you're angry, come, your soul is swimming, and your world is discolored?" Xiaoyaozi provoked him funny, and it would be difficult to make a heavy hand if he didn't resist.
"You forced me. With the light! Li Haimo pinched the seal. A second or two, and then it literally disappeared in place.
"Huh?" Xiaoyaozi was a little surprised, it was really the same dust as the light, but it was a little different, and he couldn't feel the fluctuations in his cultivation.
"Help!" At this moment, a crisp sound came from the pine trees on the cliff.
Xiaoyaozi glanced at it, and saw Li Haimo wearing a blue and white robe, hugging the trunk of the tree with his hands and feet without any image and shouting for help.
Li Haimo is also very confused, doesn't he just want to pretend to be a force, how can he really succeed, but it's good for you to teleport anywhere, how to run to the cliff. And he didn't know how he got here.
Xiaoyaozi stepped on the sword with the void and the wind, and flew under the moon, he was really independent like an immortal, and threw Li Haimo back to the ground like a chicken boy in one hand.
"This is your Harmony with the Light?" Xiaoyaozi was a little undecided, whether someone was secretly helping or whether it was really Li Haimo himself. If it was the former, it would be too terrifying, and it would be impossible for Bei Yingzi to take people away silently in front of him. If it's the latter, the problem is that Li Haimo doesn't feel a trace of cultivation in his body at all.
"I don't know!" Li Haimo didn't know how he got there.
"You try again." Xiaoyaozi said.
Li Haimo pinched the seal again, "Be with the light and the dust!" ”
A gust of wind blew, and Li Haimo disappeared from Xiaoyaozi's eyes again, completely unable to sense where he had gone.
"Help!" A cry for help came from the upper reaches of the waterfall. Leheimer was panicking, really panicking, this time he somehow fell into the rushing river, and he was rushing towards the waterfall.
Xiaoyaozi was startled, hurriedly rose to the sky, fished him out of the water, and one step later, Li Haimo really followed the current and rushed down the waterfall.
In the small bamboo building, the five elders, Xiaoyaozi, Li Haimo, and seven people, stared at each other with big eyes.
In the past two days, several people took turns to try one side, Li Haimo disappeared in various places, and then appeared in various inexplicable places, the farthest one appeared in the boudoir of the female disciple of Taiyi Mountain Tianzong, and was escorted back.
"Senior brother in charge, junior brother, this is considered refined?" Bai Yunzi asked with some hesitation.
"Probably, probably?" Xiaoyaozi is also not sure, the six people, plus the six elders of the Heavenly Sect, Chi Songzi and Bei Yingzi, have all checked, and they can't see that Li Haimo has the slightest cultivation, but he can also perform high-level Taoist secret techniques like Guang Tongchen.
"With the light and dust, you can take the initiative to go where you want to go, but the distance is not so far, it feels a bit like the combination of the light and the dust and the dream butterfly." Wood Kite analyzed.
"Dustless, try to see if you can cast the world to lose color!" Mu Xuzi said.
Li Haimo looked at a few people, saw that everyone else nodded in agreement, and then silently strangled the handprint. "Heaven and earth are tarnished!"
In an instant, the entire vicinity of the bamboo building fell into black and white, but it only lasted less than two seconds before returning to clarity.
"This..." The six people really didn't know what to say.
"Try the rejuvenation of all things." Xiaoyaozi said.
Li Haimo did so, and then the surrounding plants began to swell wildly, and the bamboo branches in the bamboo building also pulled out new shoots.
"Try the North Hells Fish!"
"Boom~" There was a burst of dust, the small bamboo building turned into a ruin, and six figures flew out of the smoke and dust one after another.
"Help!" There was another scream, and Li Haimo was crushed under the rubble by the bamboo building that was blasted by his own moves.
The six of them hurriedly re-entered the ruins, only to see that Li Haimo's whole body was crushed by the collapsed bamboo, and only one head was exposed.
"Disperse, it's hopeless!" Xiaoyaozi said speechlessly, after cultivating for so many years, it is the first time that he has seen that he can be beaten like this by the skills he has exerted. He shouldn't be in Taoism, he should be in Legalism, and he should try the Fa and correct the Fa at every turn.