The eyes of a group of dinosaur girls made me break out in a cold sweat, grandma's, why does that cousin look so coquettish, so that Lao Tzu doesn't want to touch his light, so he will ask him for copyright fees another day. At this time, Lancao also heard the voices of those dinosaur girls, and immediately shouted, "Sell pork, my cousin came to Lan's pork shop, buy pork and send my cousin to take a group photo!" ”

Her words added even more to the fire, and some dinosaur girls who hadn't heard it before suddenly glanced at me, and the dinosaur girls also played their brainless rhythm, and immediately squeezed in front of our butcher stall from the busy crowd.

"Wow, really, it's really a cousin, I thought it looked like it just now, but I didn't expect it to be a cousin, cousin, I'll buy ten catties of meat, can you take a picture with me?" A dinosaur girl with a pimple and a big eye circle shouted at me on her phone.

"Cousin, I also want to take a group photo, I also buy twenty catties of pork, let's take a group photo, I really want to take a photo with you!"

"Cousin, I'm your fan, ask for a group photo, we bought all your pork, you can agree to our request!"

Suddenly a series of girls shouted out, and the other pork vendors also looked at us, as if they were watching something strange. I couldn't take it anymore and was about to explain that I wasn't my cousin.

But at this time, Lancao pulled my arm, and then leaned into my ear and whispered, "Brother Fei, you just pretend to be a cousin, it's rare that business is so good, let's sell it out early and go home early to rest, I'm exhausted, I didn't sleep well last night, I have to go back to make up for sleep!" ”

Seeing her talking and pouting and the pitiful appearance of the dark circles in her eyes, I also had a little unknown heartache, and suddenly I bit it and said to myself, damn, just pretend to be that stupid cousin, I will definitely ask him for copyright another day.

I decided to pretend, so I put out a poss that I thought was slightly better-looking and smiled at the dinosaur girls, "Ahem, hello beauties, I'm my cousin, I'm honored to come here to sell pork, please support me!" ”

As soon as I said this, the dinosaur girls suddenly became intoxicated, "Wow cousin, what a cousin, he calls me a beauty, I love him to death!" ”

"Yes, my cousin is so personable, I know that we are not good-looking, and he calls us beautiful, so amiable, I love him to death, cousin, we support you, we must buy your pork, ask for a group photo!" Another cousin shouted.

Lancao immediately threw me an appreciative look, as if to say that I did a good job. But my back was in a cold sweat, but I still stubbornly continued to squeeze out a smile and shouted, "Okay, don't worry, everyone line up, send a group photo if you are more than ten pounds, everyone take the money in your hands, I will personally cut pork for everyone, I am out to experience life, you know!" ”

"I know, cousin, you must be making a movie, we know!" The dinosaur brain-dead female fans immediately nodded obediently, and then they were neatly divided into four teams and lined up in front of the meat stall, and the whole back also became a long dragon, and the tail was almost invisible.

So many people buy meat, I don't dare to slack off, hurriedly cut up the whole piece of pork with a knife, ten catties apiece, take a group photo after collecting the money, I feel a burst of pride, this method is really good, use the title of what cousin to sell pork, the money came too fast, not long after, the pork in our meat stall was sold out. （）

Lancao hurriedly went to the butcher next to him to transfer the goods, after an hour of long queue, almost all of our pork in this row was transferred by Lancao and sold out, if you still want to get it, you can only go to the other corridor to get it, but you have to go a long way, I am afraid that Lancao is too hard, so I have to show an embarrassed expression to the remaining dozens of dinosaur girls and say, "I'm sorry, our meat is sold out today, it just so happens that our side of the movie has also been filmed, the director told me to leave, no group photo friends, please come to my concert next time, I will definitely sign autographs for everyone one by one, thank you for your support! ”

When I just said that it was sold out, the rest of the dinosaur girls were discouraged, but when I said that the concert was over, everyone's eyes flashed, and they hurriedly shouted excitedly, "Okay, cousin, we are waiting for you, waiting for your concert, we will definitely come, remember to give us the remaining loyal fans autographs, we will definitely support you silently behind the scenes!" ”

"Okay, thank you, thank you!" I hurriedly beckoned to everyone again, and hurriedly called Lancao's body to leave to the side, I also scolded in my heart, grandma, this cousin is too expensive, no matter, you need money now, and you will use the title of cousin to make money in the future, just sell more than 10,000 yuan in this moment, and it is too easy to make money.

"Brother Fei, you are so handsome just now, we are developed today, this is more than we sell in a week, in the future, we will pull you, the prince of pork, to sell pork, then our sales will definitely hit a new high." Lan Cao grabbed the money in her hand like a small money fan and said with a smile while counting, looking at her heartfelt joy, I am also very happy, I can let the Lan family live a good life, even if I am asked to dig coal, move bricks, and farm land, as long as I can make money, I am willing, because I owe them a great favor.

The two of us walked towards Lancao's parents' seafood stall, and before we could get to the stall, we saw that his parents' stall was surrounded by a group of people, and Lancao shouted in horror, "It's not good, is it that my parents are making trouble with the leopard again." ”

I was heartbroken after hearing this, grandma's, if it was really them, I would really break his hand this time. I hurriedly pulled the bluegrass towards the crowd around their seafood stall, and after entering, we saw that it was not the bluegrass parents who were bullied, but the leopards and a group of them surrounded the seafood stall next to the bluegrass parents and beat the mother and son, and the bluegrass parents were next to them to persuade the leopards.

"Ahh It's Pan Yong and Aunt Pan! When Lancao saw the beaten mother and son, she immediately called out.

"Pan Yong?" I was puzzled to ask, she immediately explained, "Aunt Pan and Pan Yong are our neighbors next door, they are very pitiful, Aunt Pan just gave birth to Pan Yong, her husband abandoned their mother and son and left our village to go to the city, and in the past 20 years, their mother and son have lived together for their lives, Pan Yong does not like to study, very cowardly, and there is no father, when he was a child, he was often bullied and did not dare to speak up, and later dropped out of middle school and was bullied by bad students, he no longer dared to go to school, so he could only help her mother go to the sea to catch fish and sell them in the market at home, However, Aunt Pan and her mother and son are very good, as long as there is something delicious, they will send it to our house for me to taste. ”

"Ah, so miserable!" After hearing this, I also felt a sour feeling in my heart, this mother and son are really miserable, they are still bullied for their lives.

"Damn, you old guy, you want to help them, Lao Tzu smashed your stall, it just so happened that your son-in-law also got Lao Tzu before, I still asked him to settle accounts, I can't find him, Lao Tzu will look for you, brothers, call me!" When the leopard saw Daddy Lan pulling him to intercede for Aunt Pan's mother and son, he immediately became angry and threw the anger I gave him on Daddy Lan.

When the group of thugs heard this, they immediately divided three people and smashed them towards Daddy Lan's stall, Daddy Lan went to stop him, and he was immediately pushed and grabbed by several of them, and he was about to be pushed to the ground and fall. Seeing that his father was about to fall, Lancao covered his mouth and exclaimed, "Be careful! ”

I was also going to save Aunt Pan's mother and son, but now when I saw the leopard bullying Daddy Lan, I immediately rushed up and grabbed Daddy Lan's body, "Uncle, it's okay!" Seeing that I was holding him, Dad Lan immediately shook his head, "No, it's okay, Xiaofei, let's go, it's a lot!" And at this moment, the leopard stared at me with a fierce look in his eyes and shouted, "Damn, I was still going to find you bastard, I didn't expect to hide here, now it's out, brothers, show me guy, hack him to death!" ”

As soon as he said this, the other little brothers of the leopard immediately took out a watermelon knife from their waists and rushed towards me. I finally understood why he was running away just now, and he quickly ran out of weapons, but this time he has weapons again, so he won't be afraid of me.

I immediately helped Daddy Lan's body away, and then pointed to the group of little brothers who rushed over and yelled, "Stop for Lao Tzu, who the fuck is coming, I will immediately let him break his hands and feet, you remember clearly to Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is not joking." ”

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