Chapter 182: The old man's name is nonsense

As soon as he heard that Su Mo had something delicious, the old man's eyes were fluorescent, and his nose inhaled hard.

The taste seems to have been compressed, but the old man still captures the slightest wisp of fragrance, hmm...... It is the taste of meat.

The gluttonous worms in his stomach had been successfully aroused by Helian Liruo's stinky tofu before, and the gluttonous worms rolled in his stomach, and now he smelled the aroma of meat, or the light fragrance that had been compressed, which only made him feel that the saliva secretion in his mouth was increasing.

The old man's bones crackled, and his body rushed out like a cloud of smoke, and a ball appeared out of thin air in the tree hole where Su Mo was.

When the inertia of the ball disappeared and stopped, the strange shape of the old man's buttocks sticking to his head appeared in front of Su Mo's eyes.

The old man smiled, and his hands on the ground quickly reached out and grabbed the beef jerky in Su Mo's hand.

Su Mo raised his hand holding the beef jerky high, dodging the old man's claws.

"Shameless thief old man, this time it's directly on the *, right?"

The old man sneered: "Don't be so stingy, little girl." ”

"I'm ugly, ugly, ugly, I want to eat, I dream!"

"Then I'm ugly, right?" The old man raised his head from his ass and looked at Su Mo, still a little flattering.

In the old man's opinion, this beef jerky must be Su Mo's own, in order to be able to eat delicious, this grumpy aunt is still good for the time being.

Who knows, Su Mo's flattery of the old man is completely inappropriate, and he tears it up directly: "Phew, can you take back the water you spilled?"

"Yes. The old man hurriedly said.

Su Mo bent his knees, stretched out his slender jade foot and kicked it on the old man's buttocks, and said, "Go to the grave and burn the newspaper, fool the ghost and go." ”

With a low wail, the old man was kicked out of the tree hole by Su Mo again.

Rubbing his aching buttocks that had been kicked, the old man muttered in a aggrieved whisper: "If you don't give me food, you won't eat, what's the matter with kicking my ass all the time, I'm so old, I can't give some face." ”

glanced angrily at Su Mo's tree hole, and didn't forget to add: "Vixen." ”

Hearing the last two words, the trace of guilt that Su Mo had just risen disappeared, and the beef jerky that she had just taken out of the Qiankun bag was put back by her angrily.

Su Mo said angrily: "My brain was kicked by a donkey, so I want to give it to you!"

The old man's expression changed quickly, and when he saw that the extra beef jerky in Su Mo's hand was put back again, he licked the corners of his lips, hateful to see, and couldn't eat it.

Hearing Su Mo's angry words again, of course he knew what the problem was, and immediately squeezed into Su Mo's tree hole like another gust of wind, and he had the posture of spelling out an old face for the sake of beef jerky.

The head was raised next to the buttocks, and he smiled flatteringly: "Little girl, I was talking nonsense just now, I was talking nonsense, give a piece of it to taste?"

The old man discussed with a smile, and Su Mo pouted: "Go to your spring and autumn dreams." "Lift your feet and go through the process again.

The old man put his hand on the ground to protect his buttocks, and said, "Don't hit people in the face, and don't scold people for mothers." ”

Su Mo raised his eyebrows, his little foot still picked a gap and kicked on the old man's buttocks, and the old man rolled out of the tree hole like a ball.

Immediately afterwards, a long strip of beef jerky was also thrown out of the hole in the tree and landed on the old man's stomach.

The depression that had just been kicked out was swept away, and the old man hurriedly picked up the beef jerky from his stomach, his eyes lit up, and he tore off a strip of meat in one bite.

As soon as you chew it, the natural beef flavor is full of flavor, and when you feel it carefully, the original flavor slowly blooms on the taste buds...... The taste of this beef jerky is so beautiful that it is unforgettable.

The old man looked intoxicated and gave Su Mo a thumbs up: "Hey, Xiao Nizi is righteous." ”

He smiled and said, "It's better to be happy alone than to be happy with everyone, give me a little more old man?"

Su Mo couldn't wait to cut off his hand, why did he owe it to that old guy just now and throw out the beef jerky?

She seemed to have foreseen the dark years when the old man pestered her for beef jerky, and she glanced at the old man like a thief.

"No more. Su Mo replied crisply.

The old man glanced suspiciously at Su Mo, who was tightly protecting the Qiankun bag around his waist with both hands, and said in a coaxing tone: "Little girl, it's not that I'm boasting, I've also walked through the south and the north, and I've eaten a lot of delicacies. ”

Seeing the light in Su Mo's eyes, the old man stepped up and said, "You give me some more jerky, and I will take you to eat roast chicken when I turn around." ”

Su Mo's face changed suddenly, and he took off a shoe and threw it at the old man: "Stinky old man, you are my three-year-old child, you are disrespectful to the old, go quickly, or your aunt will beat you to death." ”

"A woman's face changes faster than the sky. The old man muttered dissatisfiedly, rubbed his buttocks, tore the chewy beef jerky, and drifted back to his tree hollow like a puff of smoke.

Su Mo snorted and said, "I don't have much myself, I'll give it to you, I want to be beautiful." ”

Helian Li Ruo could only smile and shake his head at this scene, the space of the tree hole was already narrow, and the four people occupied the four adjacent tree holes, the old man had to use the bone shrinking skill to squeeze into Su Mo's tree hole, the two fought, and others couldn't help, Yan Yi was even happier to watch the show, his wife didn't suffer a loss, bullying others, so what was there to meddle in.

At noon the next day, Helian Liruo was still setting up pots and pans on the open-air stone platform, making fragrant stinky tofu, one for Su Mo, one for the old man, and one for the wind bird.

The golden wind bird also lived up to expectations, because it was in the valley, and it could fly again, so it went out to forage for food by itself, and brought it back to the cave, and ate it with great pleasure.

For seven days, day after day, but every time the Golden Wind Bird found stinky tofu and took it away, he would always look back to the location where Helian Liruo and the others were hiding in the tree hole.

During this period, Su Mo couldn't help the old man's strength to ask her for beef jerky, and asked: "I said old man, what are you doing here, when are you leaving?"

The emerald green crutches in the old man's hand leaned behind him, and he stroked his beard with one hand and said quietly: "Little old man, there are so many delicious foods here, I decided not to go." ”

Su Mo almost didn't choke on his own saliva, her beautiful pupils widened, and she said incredibly: "Don't you leave? You stay, do your family know? You stayed, did you ask us if you let me?"

"I'm not going to leave anyway. ”

Su Mo hurriedly took out his Qiankun bag containing beef jerky and stuffed it into the old man's arms: "These are all for you, you can quickly take these foods and go." ”

The old man took the Qiankun bag in his hand and said, "Can little old man be a person who only wants immediate interests?"

That is, he clearly refused to go, Su Mo angrily reached out to grab the Qiankun bag, but the old man jumped back into the tree hole with the Qiankun bag, took out a beef jerky from the Qiankun bag and ate it with relish, and the satisfied look on his face made Su Mo want to break his neck.

"Little girl, what you gave to someone, how can you go back. ”

"Stinky old man, do you want to make a face. ”

"Don't. The two words were crisp and clear, and they were sonorous and powerful, as if they were saying something to be proud of.

Su Moqi smoked above her head, she had grown so big, she had seen a lot of shameless people, and it was the first time she had seen someone as shameless as an old man.

stretched out her hand to the tree hole with her teeth and claws, but she couldn't shrink her bones, the old man shrunk into the tree hole and didn't come out, Su Mo really couldn't do anything about him, so he had to go back to the tree hole angrily, and didn't forget to threaten before leaving: "Shameless stinky old man, you just hide in the tree hole for the rest of your life and don't come out." ”

The old man stuck out his tongue at Su Mo's back, his gray beard and expression of owe were very funny.

Two foodies, adhering to the concept of "seeing is food",-for-tat, do not give in to each other, Helian Li feels that it doesn't matter, beef jerky, she can do it for the first time, she can do it for the second time, the old man doesn't seem to have any malice, as long as he is innocent and follows him, it is a matter of providing one more pair of dishes and chopsticks.

"Are you old and longevity?" Helian Liruo's light voice swept through the tip of people's hearts.

"Little girl, you are still polite, much better than the little leopard with teeth and claws, the little old man has lived for more than two hundred and thirty years. ”

This is nothing surprising, in the Xuanyuan Continent, with the deepening of cultivation and the assistance of all kinds of pills, it is not difficult to live for more than three hundred years.

It is said that reaching the supreme realm, even living with heaven and earth, immortal and immortal, is the state that all monks want to achieve.

"Old immortal monsters. Su Mo pouted on the side.

Helian Liruo asked again: "What do you call the seniors?" ”

The old man raised his head with his chest straight, majestic, high-spirited, and said arrogantly: "People call it nonsense." ”

When Yan Yi heard this name, a look of confusion flashed in his eyes, babbling, where did he seem to have heard it...... Where is it?

There was an answer in his mind, but he couldn't grasp it vaguely.

Su Mo sneered and said disdainfully: "It's really a person who lives up to his name, running trains all day long, it's really nonsense." ”

Su Mo's disdainful laughter interrupted Yan Yi's thoughts, and the answer that was about to come out swished away.

Frowning, he was sure that he had heard this name, but he couldn't remember it for a while, so he put it aside for now.

Later, the old man returned the Qiankun bag to Su Mo, just because Su Mo grabbed the old man's beard at the moment when the old man came out of the tree hole, claiming that he would not return the Qiankun bag, so he ripped off his beard.

Don't look at the old man's dress, he is very worried about his image, his hair and beard are treated like treasures, and he has to not suffer the immediate loss, and return the Qiankun bag to Su Mo.

Looking at the Qiankun bag, which had shrunk seriously after a day, Su Mo glared at the old man painfully, the old man pulled the corners of his mouth in embarrassment, Su Mo said angrily: "You still want to eat my things, dream about you." ”

On the eighth day, Helian Liruo, who had been making stinky tofu for seven days in a row, did not show his head in the tree hole for the first time, and today, he rested.