171, Captain Feng Zhidai

At four o'clock, as the first team of young men was brought into the first classroom, the recruitment physical examination officially began.

Eight tables were arranged in a row, leaving just enough aisles between each table for one person to pass through. There was a person dressed as a scholar sitting at the table, if there was a small official in the Ministry of Civil Affairs at this time, he would definitely be able to recognize that these eight people were the former account offices of the workshop in Da'anfang that was recently listed as Tang's Group Co., Ltd.

One by one, the young recruits were brought to the table, and the eight account rooms, who are now middle and senior managers of the Tang Group, took out a piece of paper and asked questions while holding a pen:

Name!

Age!

Origin!

After recording this, the eight scholars handed the paper to the young men who applied for the examination and asked them to follow the process for a physical examination in the future.

One by one, they got the young men with their names written on them and began to walk backwards!

In the first classroom, the young people got their names, ages, places of origin and height on the paper they received, and in the second classroom, they measured their weight.

It is worth mentioning that the measuring scale is peculiar and does not need to be tied with a rope and then lifted. After all, people are not porpoises! The young men only need to stand on a platform, and naturally someone will increase or decrease the weight on the small tray hanging there, and then move the swimming ruler across the pole.

This is a weighing platform made by Laiji on the Tang River very early, and soon, the weight of the person was weighed.

So, in this room, another number was added to the paper in his hand.

Then there is the third room, which is significantly slower to detect than the first two.

After the conscripts enter, they have to be crossed to look at their eyes, nose, and mouth, and their hands are clenched into fists and separated, and finally they have to jump a few times to show that their feet are not lame!

This is also the room where Tang Mousi personally supervised and participated in the inspection.

On the physical examination form of conscripted soldiers, there will be many words in this classroom: normal facial features! Sound limbs!

And then there's the fourth classroom!

This is the last classroom and the one with the most tedious inspection.

Speaking of which, I have to mention one thing, that is, when Feng Zhidai really felt that he was very lucky.

At yesterday's meeting, in order to show that it is not aimed at newcomers, everyone decided by drawing lots who is responsible for the physical examination of which classroom.

The Lai brothers drew the first and second classrooms, Tang Heshang drew the third classroom, and Feng Zhidai drew the fourth classroom.

Feng Zhidai, who originally did all the work, decided to do a good job of the last checkpoint, and strive to leave some good images for the three new bosses.

However, when he got the physical examination plan for the fourth classroom, Feng Zhidai was confused.

Because there are two words written on the physical examination plan, a test item "hemorrhoids"!

Feng Zhidai, who couldn't pay attention to the meaning of these two words, asked General Tang, and then was told that the other two names of this inspection item were "hemorrhoids" and "hemorrhoids"!

Top your lungs!

Feng Zhidai wants to cry without tears!

As a native of Lingnan, Grand Prince Feng naturally knows what hemorrhoids are!

As a tropical region with dense jungle, Lingnan suffers from hemorrhoids due to the temperature. That illness seems to be contagious! It is said that if you sit on a hot stool where a sick person sits, you are very likely to be infected!

Of course, whether it was or not, Feng Dagongzi had never practiced.

In front of his leader, who claims to be true knowledge through practice, Feng Zhidai really doesn't dare to say such a thing as infection! I can only secretly say that I am unlucky, I hope I will not be infected!

Continuing to look at the method of examination, Feng Zhidai suddenly felt sick and sick to his stomach!

The paper reads: Put on gloves made of sheep intestines, and ...... your hands!

MMP!

Shame on you!

Top your lungs!

......

Feng Zhidai exploded the Lingnan version of the foul language in his mind, and then asked weakly: "General, are you serious?" ”

Feng Zhidai can still remember the reaction on the Tang River at that time!

The general of the inspection school drank tea again, and said lightly: "Why does Brother Feng question it? If you don't go in and try it, how do you know if there are hemorrhoids inside? Could it be that Brother Feng has any taboos about this matter? It's okay, everyone is a colleague, you can say it, it's really not good, let's just change it! ”

Feng Zhidai smiled bitterly!

There must be taboos! If it's a different gender, let alone a probe...... Cough!

It's just, what can you say? This is the first task assigned by the leader, will the leader blame himself for being afraid of the severity after the change?

Isn't this inevitable, this young leader's reputation in Chang'an ......!

"Nope!"

Feng Zhidai waved his head and said that he promised to complete the task!

Tang Shilang smiled faintly at that time and said the word "good"!

Therefore, at this time, the eldest prince of the Feng family, who was wearing a pair of sheep intestine gloves and had a face like he had eaten something, sat in the fourth classroom blankly.

Qing Zhuang, who was the first to complete the first three inspections, finally entered the fourth classroom, and he respectfully put the paper in his hand on Feng Zhidai's desk and said, "This official, I, I have finished the previous inspection." ”

"Hmm!"

Feng Zhidai snorted, deliberately pretending to have a serious expression and said, "Pants, take them off!" ”

"Pants! Trousers! Take off! Off? ”

The young man was stunned, what is this going to do, and he has to take off his pants when recruiting?

If you take it off on this day, will the wind blow the eggs ......? Or is this official what abnormal hobbies he has?

"Official, official, official! I, I, I'm a man? ”

That young man was frightened all of a sudden!

"Lao Tzu knows you're a man!"

Feng Zhidai's deliberately tense face couldn't help it, and he said angrily: "Lao Tzu is also a man!" Do you want to do this? If it weren't for Lao Tzu's bad luck, the lottery would ...... Ahem, a ball! Take it off! Can Lao Tzu still eat you? If you don't take it off, get out! ”

"Yes!"

The young man trembled with fright, gritted his teeth and began to untie his belt!

The naughty wind blew, and Qingzhuang only felt that his lower body was cold, and a certain part couldn't help but tighten!

Feng Zhidai took a deep breath, stirred the gloves on his hand in the soapy water on the side, and then poked his middle finger into the ......

The young man only felt ......

"Take it easy! Otherwise it will hurt! ”

Feng Zhidai's dissatisfied voice came!

Young and strong want to cry without tears! How can this kind of thing be relaxed? Why don't we try it?

The muscles on my body are noticeably harder!

"Tell you to relax, didn't you hear?"

Feng Zhidai's voice was even colder!

......

After tinkering for a long time, the inspection of the first young recruit was finally completed, and he glanced at the gloves on his hands with a disgusted face. Grand Prince Feng put his hand into the copper basin and scrubbed it several times.

Only then did he take off his gloves, and then wrote five words on the paper handed over by the young man: "There is no abnormality in a certain department!" ”

"Next!"

Putting away the physical examination form, Feng Zhidai picked up the sheep intestine gloves, endured the nausea and put it on for himself again......