Li Yuan glanced at Cheng Laosan, who was full of nonsense, what the hell is one hundred and eighty-eight?

Although the old man has a beer belly, his weight must be below 18, okay?

At the suggestion of Cheng Chubi, he slowly lay down on the couch that had been covered with towels.

I saw Cheng Chubi wrapping a towel around on the slap neatly, and in a little effort, a Datang towel version of employment has taken shape.

Then Li Yuan felt the towel on his neck and pulled it.

In an instant, I felt that my skin, which was already very boiling, seemed to be pulled to a layer.

But the feeling was very pleasant, not painful, and I couldn't help but moan comfortably.

Cheng Chubi stared blankly at a noodle that was at least an inch long that was rubbed off by himself, and his face turned black directly.

How many years has this uncle not rubbed his back?

Zhongbao's father-in-law, who was standing on the side, also saw the dirt (Guizhou dialect: greasy) that was rubbed off by Cheng Chubi, and Gujing Wubo's face was also instantly broken.

His eyes were also wide, and he didn't expect that His Majesty's dragon dirt was so thick.

"Why are you stunned, go on?" Li Yuan, who had waited for a long time and didn't wait for the next handful, urged unhappily.

Cheng Chubi could only sigh and continue. Anyway, I can't ask for this towel myself, and the dragon dirt is also dirt, not a good thing.

Cheng Chubi was born in a martial arts family that abandoned literature and followed martial arts, and with the strength of his two arms, even if he did not have the strength of a thousand catties, seven or eight hundred catties would definitely be no problem.

And what do scrubbers pay attention to? What is particular is one word, ruthless! Miracles are made vigorously.

As long as the strength is strong enough, even if you rub the person who is rubbed into the blood spots, the other party will only shout cool, and maybe they can tip you two more.

But if you are weak and weak, the next time those people who are rubbed come to take a bath again, you will not be happy to take care of you and take care of your business when you come to him and squeeze your eyebrows.

Cheng Chubi's strength is big enough, and he is also an excellent medical student who is proficient in anatomy, although he has been rubbed on his back, he has experienced and appreciated it many times.

Therefore, although it was only the first time to start, he carried forward a ruthless word and brought Li Yuan, a strong old man who weighed at least one hundred and seventy-eight.

He also rubbed and swayed on the couch, moaning, of course, this was a serious and comfortable moan.

Even if the light of the lantern is insufficient, with Cheng Chubi's vigorous King Kong rubbing, the dragon dirt frequently falls.

It happened to rub Li Yuan's waist, Li Yuan felt that something had fallen into his palm, and subconsciously clenched his fist and raised his hand to take a look.

Suddenly, he narrowed his eyes unhappily and sat up. "What the hell is this?"

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Looking at Li Yuan's bewildered expression of disgust, Cheng Chubi explained very seriously.

"Emperor, this thing that looks a lot like noodles is actually the dragon dirt rubbed off your body......"

"......" Li Yuan's old chrysanthemum face turned red and black, black and red, glared at Cheng Chubi, a young man full of nonsense, and lay back depressed.

The old man often scrubs, but why does he rub such strips on his body? Not...... It must have been caused by Cheng Laosan's deliberate rubbing with great force.

Just when Li Yuan was thinking about it in a complicated mood, he suddenly felt a slap on the outside of his right buttocks.

There was a crisp snap, echoing through the night. Li Yuan's originally closed eyes suddenly widened.

The fossilized face of the father-in-law of Zhongbao next to him also became distorted, and he looked at Cheng Laosan, who slapped the outside of the emperor's right buttocks, with a confused expression.

Is this kid nervous? Or do you have a hole in your brain and want to die?

Cheng Chubi slapped down, only to see the Emperor Taishang's eyes glaring suddenly, but he was still lying there without moving.

Suddenly a little unhappy, what's going on, don't understand?

But anyone in the bathhouse knows that when the ass is slapped, everyone will skillfully change positions to meet the needs of the bath workers.

"You just ......" Li Yuan's eyes widened in disbelief, and he wanted to roar in annoyance.

Cheng Chubi urged a little impatiently. "Why are you so stunned, hurry up and change sides, you should rub both sides after the front is finished."

"You...... You kid can't remind the old man with your mouth? ”

Although Li Yuan was embarrassed to continue roaring, he was still not very happy to know if this little rabbit cub was deliberately taking revenge on the old man.

Cheng Chubi spread his hands innocently, he was just an innocent bather who wanted to get the price of one hundred and eighty-eight meals.

It's not a sinister person who deliberately retaliates against you, a bad old man, and slaps you in the stomach to show revenge.

"Look, I look at your old man with his eyes closed, it's not worried that you are asleep, just pat you gently to remind you."

"Next time you shout with your mouth, if you dare to move your hands and feet, the old man will whip you." Li Yuan snorted unhappily and turned sideways.

Cheng Chubi hurriedly agreed, and continued to rub hard, well, I took revenge, and I will talk about it later.

After Cheng Chubi finished rubbing the salt for him, Li Yuan slowly sat up, feeling that his whole body was much more energetic.

couldn't help but be happy, and nodded with satisfaction towards Cheng Chubi.

"You kid, where did you learn this craft, the old man feels that he is a few pounds lighter."

Hearing this, Cheng Chubi looked down at the dragon dirt scum in that place.

"No, at most, it's three or four taels, less than half a catty."

"......" Li Yuan's face instantly turned into the bottom of the oil pot that had been fried for seven years with dried small fish. God's special three or four taels, Lao Tzu just described whether he understood or not.

Li Yuan felt that he was still too lazy to deal with this nonsense-filled Cheng Laosan, so he didn't have to be angry.

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Under the command of Cheng Chubi, Cheng Fa and Cheng Da came over and took it upon themselves to take an artificial shower on Li Yuan, and finally washed away all the remaining dragon dirt on his body.

Once again, I returned to the well and enjoyed the warm water again, and this time, my skin was much more sensitive than before.

And Cheng Chubi didn't follow, poured a few buckets of water on himself, and began to let Cheng Fa rub his back, guiding him from time to time.

First, rubbing his back with salt, with the rustling sound, the noodles that were no less than Li Yuan's dragon dirt also appeared.

Standing up with a little fever, Li Yuan couldn't help but be happy when he saw this scene.

"Well, the old man is just three or four taels lighter, you kid, I'm afraid you can't beat it if it's not three or four pounds."

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After taking a bath and making a one hundred and eighty-eight supreme back rubbing package, Li Yuan, who was several taels lighter, strode away with refreshed steps.

It's just that when he left, not only did not open a copper plate, but also followed two packs of snacks, a pack of small dried fish, and a pack of spiced beans.

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