"Scumbag, I love you."

As soon as Li Nannan opened his eyes in the morning, this sentence sounded in his ears.

He had known Yue Zitong for half a year, and it was the first time he had heard her speak to him in such a tone.

Although the title of "scum" has a certain derogatory connotation, but seeing that my aunt can't help it from the heart, Li Nannan decided to forgive her for being rude, and before going to bed last night, he thought about this sentence over and over again.

Savor it carefully, when Yue Zitong said this, his voice was full of deep love.

He can say with certainty that when Yue Zitong said this, he was completely convinced by this woman who had few brains.

This made Li Nannan feel a sense of accomplishment, after lying down last night, he tossed and turned excitedly, no matter how he forced himself to go to bed quickly, it didn't work, and he always thought about those fragrant pictures in his heart.

There is no doubt that after Yue Zitong and her eldest aunt left, Li Nannan proposed to let her wear black silk flight attendants, black silk teachers, and black silk police flowers - anyway, no matter what clothes she was asked to wear, she must wear black silk.

Who made Boss Li make a fortune with black silk technology?

If his wife doesn't wear his black silk products, how can he guarantee that other people's wives will wear them too?

When the time comes, I believe that the mourning family will have no reason to refuse.

At that time, one hand stroked the smooth black silk, and on one side - this is the reason for Li Nannan's insomnia, he barely fell asleep at four o'clock in the morning, but as soon as he woke up in the morning, the words of scumbag I love you rang in his ears again.

No matter how nice it sounds, no matter how warm and sweet it is, it will torment people all night, and it will make people's heads have a headache and want to go crazy.

"Your sister, Li Nannan, you're too unproductive, aren't you? Isn't it just to get your wife? What is there to be so excited about, it makes my head hurt all the time. Didn't you handle a lot of women before? They can play as much as they want, and it's not like this. Alas, it's so unproductive, it's really unproductive. ”

Sitting up, rubbing his head with both hands, and banging the back of his head on the wall a few times, Li Nannan felt better.

"But one thing is certain, as long as you can get the aunt, other women don't want it—really don't want it? Sui Yueyue, Sakura, Jiang Moran, Su Yaqier, as well as Alice, Crowfu, and even Longcheng City, Helan Xiaoxin. the groove. Unconsciously, how did Lao Tzu provoke so many women. It's a sin, a sin. ”

Reverently repentant, Li Nannan opened the door and walked out of the bedroom.

Outside, the door to the living room was open, and the cold wind blew in, making him shiver violently, and quickly wrapped his clothes.

As I walked to the bathroom, I heard a cheerful whistle coming from behind the hidden door of the dining room.

There aren't many women who can whistle, but there are no few.

Many old-fashioned men always feel that women are suspicious of frivolity when they whistle.

In fact, they know how to do it.

Women will blow, and men will be more comfortable.

From the open door of the living room, it can be inferred that Yue Zitong had just come back from morning exercise outside, so he put on a small apron and went to the dining room to cook.

After Aunt Yue said what was in her heart yesterday, while being impressed by Li Nannan, she also felt relaxed, and the two of them should no longer hurt each other like before.

Although hurting each other, it is an indispensable process of refining love in the process of relationship between men and women in love.

But if the mutual harm is over, the products produced will become waste, and they will have to part ways.

Fortunately, Yue Zitong successfully grasped this degree and tempered the love between the two to the most perfect moment.

Can she not be happy?

Even, she forgot the strategy of how to train Li Nannan.

Whistling, smelling the aroma of red and yellow tomato scrambled eggs in the frying spoon, Yue Zitong was extremely comfortable, and finally understood why Li Nannan had good cooking skills.

It turns out that cooking is really a pleasure.

The fragrant meal, the moment he saw being eaten by the scum he loved, wiping his mouth and saying that it was delicious, Yue Zitong felt that it was more rewarding than negotiating a big business.

In fact, the so-called love is to be able to appreciate and share his enjoyment after giving to each other. The reason is so simple, Aunt Ben didn't understand it before, it's a waste of this sexy and delicate body. Your sister's, delicate body and this hairy relationship? ”

Yue Zitong, who was whistling on her mouth, thought of this in her heart, a certain nerve suddenly jumped, and she was about to turn back subconsciously, but a pair of hands had already hugged her from behind.

"Ahh

Yue Zitong was shocked, raised the shovel in his hand, and was about to smash it backwards, but suddenly woke up again.

This person who suddenly hugged her from behind, besides Li scum, who else could there be?

Who, and this guts!

This shows that Aunt Ben's hard work has not been in vain.

In order to share the happiness of this scumbag, how easy am I?

In the winter, although there is heating and air conditioning, what other little lady at home can wear only a black three-piece suit and a small apron like Aunt Ben, showing the sexiness of my cook?

Yue Zitong secretly wondered if she was dressed like this in order to please Li Nannan, and at the same time, she also enjoyed the feeling of being hugged from behind by the scumbag, and the two pigs' hands reaching into the black Xiaolei to pinch and touch each other.

It's just, what's too hard under this guy, and I'm a little upset, and I really want to eat him in one bite-

When Yue Zitong was grabbed a little painfully, he muttered softly, and after the black silk showed his feet, and gently kicked it between the crotches of Li Scum, he changed to kneading, panting and scolding dissatisfiedly: "Demon girl, dressed so sexy, deliberately luring the uncle to commit a crime, right?" ”

"Uncle, did the demon girl provoke you?"

Yue Zitong raised his round chin, rolled his eyes back, and asked pretending to be embarrassed.

"You're deliberately seducing me by dressing like this."

"So, shall I go change my clothes?"

"Nope."

"Why can't you do it again?"

"Uncle likes to be seduced by a demon girl. I'll be able to eat you all the way through the bones. ”

"Ha, uncle, you really know how to joke. Which of us eats whom, it's not certain. You should have heard that there are only tired cows, and there is no ploughed land, right? ”

Yue Zitong giggled and turned back, only glanced at Li Nannan, and then sprouted in a solid state: ", how did you do this!" Was this a night of being arched by a pig? ”

"What did you do like this?"

Li Nannan asked a little puzzled.

"Wait."

Yue Zitong pushed him away, opened a drawer in the cupboard, and took out a small mirror from inside.

When cooking, or even squatting on the toilet, you can take out a small mirror, and narcissistic photos are women's patents.

"Hold a grass, this, is this still me?"

When Li Nannan saw himself in the small mirror, his jaw was about to dislocate in shock.

Don't look at him as a pure man on the right path, but like all women, he cherishes his face very much.

After being scratched by Yue Zitong with a blood mark on his face, his heart was already dripping blood.

But he would rather be caught by his aunt again than become like this in the mirror.

What does this look like?

His eyes were covered with red silk, his eye sockets were deep, his face was dull, his mouth was covered with a blue beard, and his hair was messy as if he had been gnawed by a dog—was this still the suave Li Nannan?

This is a flower child who has just woken up from the wheat straw stack.

"How did you get this way? What did you do last night? ”

Yue Zitong was also surprised, took a rag from the stove and wiped it vigorously on his face.

Not only did he not wipe it clean, but he was rubbed with oil, which made him a big flower face, and his image was even more unbearable to witness.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

Yue Zitong hurriedly threw away the rag, lowered his head and opened his mouth, took a mouthful of saliva in the palm of his hand, and directly wiped it on his face with his hand.

This must have done it on purpose.

Wiping Li Nannan's face with her saliva was already very insulting, and then mixed with oil, his whole face was dark, like a black buddy from Africa.

"Well, I see. It's all because you've become like this. ”

With a sigh, Li Nannan pushed Yue Zitong away.

Yue Zitong immediately called out for a grievance, and the uncle shouted obediently: "Uncle, you are wronging the mourning family." Why didn't I go to your room last night? I'm knowing—"

"It's all the words you said, which made me think about it all night, and I fell asleep in a daze at four o'clock in the morning."

Li Nannan interrupted her cry and turned around and walked outside.

Yue Zitong was stunned: "What did I say, can make you insomnia?" ”

"I don't say it."

Li Nannan said faintly, as soon as he walked out of the door of the restaurant, the woman seemed to be sick, and laughed coquettishly: "Ha, haha, the mourning family knows." Scum, I love you. Li Nannan, you're done. You're really finished, you're hopeless! ”

But even if she was convinced by me and said this sentence from the bottom of her heart, I was indeed excited to insomnia, but would Mao become like this?

Lao Tzu used to not sleep all night many times, and he didn't look like this bear.

It's weird.

Could it be that this is the power of love?

Black Dragon, Black Dragon, tell me quickly, isn't that so?

The black dragon hidden in his Qi Sea Dantian did not react in the slightest.

This made Li Nannan a little angry: "Your sister's, it's like this every time." When you don't have to intervene, you're making a lot of fun. I used you, but you pretended to be dead. Grass. ”

After rubbing the shower gel on his face eight times, he took a black bud that Yue Zitong had dried in front of the window, and after rubbing it on his face a few times, Li Nannan felt better.

But soon it was bad again.

Ordinary people often say that a man will be unlucky if he wipes his face with a woman's trousers.

In Yue Zitong's bedroom on the second floor, there is a separate bathroom.

She's usually upstairs when she's drying it.

But what's the matter, there's this thing in the bathroom below?

Li Nannan, who was unlucky, quickly figured it out.

This must be an important part of his aunt's plan to train him.

She knew that all normal stinky men would be "interested" in girls' underwear, so she deliberately put things here, the purpose was to lure Li Nannan to do something.

"What a scheming. It's strange that her IQ is growing very fast in this regard. ”

When Li Nannan cursed, there was a knock on the bathroom door.

Before he could react, the door was pushed open.

Yue Zitong, who had already taken off his little apron but was wearing a black three-piece suit, stretched his head into his head with a smile on his face and asked, "Little girl, did you see the black pants of the mourning family?" ”

"Don't remind me, I've already used it."

For this female hooligan with wide eyes and staring at the thing under his crotch, Li Nannan did not have many options, but said coldly: "Congratulations, your conspiracy has been realized." I've wiped my face with that. ”

"Wipe your face?"

Yue Zitong was stunned: "No, it's not all used to wipe - ha, haha." Little girl, your taste is really heavy. ”