That's how I hung up Lin Dong's phone without any restraint!

When the two old men saw me put my phone down, they hurriedly asked, "How is it?" Zilong, is that kid okay inside? ”

"It's okay, it's said that because he's a college student, he's quite respectable in there!"

After listening to my words, the man named Lao Li said happily: "Oh, Lao Wang, I'll just say, Zilong's child is stable and mature, and he thinks about others everywhere, plus he is a college student, this kind of person can't suffer a big loss anywhere!" ”

Lao Wang also nodded and said, "Yes! You're right, Zilong's kid is also a talent wherever he goes! ”

I lied, and I don't know why, maybe I can't bear to see them sad! Or maybe it's just that I'm afraid that telling them the truth will get in trouble!

At this moment, Uncle Zhang led a large group of people from the village over, and he was followed by a middle-aged man who looked very stocky, and the man kept smiling at Uncle Zhang, but Uncle Zhang was still constantly reprimanding the middle-aged man!

It wasn't until they walked in that we could hear their conversation clearly.

"Dog! You said that you ran faster than a rabbit when you received the money, why did you become a king and shrank into a turtle shell when something happened! ”

"Oh, Uncle Zhang, Master Zhang, I really have something to do and went to the county to send someone! You misunderstood me! My dog is also a seven-foot man, how can he not have this responsibility! Isn't it just to be a filial son for two days! Small things, even if you let me be a filial son for ten days and half a month! I'm willing, too! ”

"Give it away? It would be bragging to say that I know all the eighteen generations of your ancestors, but I don't know each of the five generations if you push them up! Are you still giving it away? Who are you sending to? You name it and I'll hear it? Lao Tzu's big ear shave to pump you! ”

"A friend of mine!"

"Your friend! You've lived in the village for most of your life, and I've never heard of you having friends in the county! I'll give you this today, you have received more than ten years of money subsidized by your mother, and you will have to bear the burden of burying this old lady today! ”

"Good, good! I'll take it! I'll take it! Uncle Zhang, you can do what you say! ”

"That's pretty much it! Also friends, are there any more of your fox friends and dog friends that I don't know? ”

"Uncle Zhang, I really didn't lie to you, it is indeed a friend of mine from Beijing!"

"Stop! Stop! Don't talk nonsense with me, it's useless! Now I'll take you to find a place, dig a pit at four o'clock in the afternoon, and bury it before the sun goes down, or else you boy will wait to keep vigil for the old lady!" ”

Saying that, they have come to us.

"You two are so interested in this dead man!"

Uncle Zhang's face was still slightly red because of the drinking, and when he saw the two of us next to the corpse, he smiled and greeted us!

I smiled and replied, "Well, that! Who made us study medicine? Seeing some bizarre deaths is like finding out how they died! ”

"So how did you come up with anything?"

I said solemnly, "This man is drowned!"

"Hahaha!"

The people around her immediately burst into laughter, and Xie Yuhan on the side pretended to be serious, but her desperate smile was indeed very obvious!

A villager smiled and said, "Nonsense, my stomach is still swollen, I must have drowned!"

Another villager also said, "Not really! Is it that anyone can see that it is drowned, and this still needs to be studied? ”

Even Uncle Zhang grinned and said, "I thought you college students could be so smart!" I can't imagine that it's similar to us farmers! ”

I scratched my head and smiled and said, "She was drowned, and I can't say that she was burned!"

Uncle Zhang smiled and said, "That's right! Knowing is knowing, not knowing is not knowing, is knowing! What's the matter, don't grandstand, this is a real college student, come and applaud everyone! ”

In this case, even if my skin is thick, it is still a little hot! After all, I didn't study medicine at all, and I said that she drowned, and it was the result of nonsense, and everyone applauded me!

"Okay, since these two college students like to study, let's let them study again! Let's go find a place in the field first! ”

In this way, Uncle Zhang led a group of villagers to walk towards the corn field that had grown to thigh-height in the distance!

After they left, Xie Yuhan covered his stomach and laughed!

Being ridiculed by Xie Yuhan, I naturally won't be polite! I taunted her directly, "Why are you so unresponsive!" You only laugh when everyone is gone! ”

Xie Yuhan smiled a little breathlessly, and she slowed down for a long time before saying, "No, no, no!" I'm not unresponsive, I'm afraid I'll be able to poke you in the back of my mind if I laughed! ”

"What's wrong? Poke me at something! ”

"This old witch is so obvious that she was directly beaten to pieces with palm power, you didn't see it?"

“……”

"Well! Of course I can see it! It's just that I can't explain it to them! ”

In this case, you naturally have to pretend to be forced, otherwise you will definitely be ridiculed by Xie Yuhan!

"Oh! Is it? Then I'll test you again! Twenty-four hours after an ordinary drowning person is fished ashore after death, his stomach will return to normal, why is this old witch dead for so long, her belly is still so big? ”

I'm confused, I really haven't studied this kind of thing!

"I'm afraid it's because ...... Not! She has a special physique! Confidentiality is relatively strong! The water is preserved in her body and has not evaporated! ”

I casually got an answer!

Xie Yuhan patiently listened to me but didn't laugh at me, I thought I was right, so I showed a look of injustice and said to Xie Yuhan: "How about it, what I said is right!"

Xie Yuhan smiled and said, "No! The reason why her belly is still so swollen is because all the Gu worms she raised are still alive in her belly! ”

Although Xie Yuhan said it with a smile, I only felt a little creepy after listening to it!

Xie Yuhan was very satisfied with my reaction, she continued: "The people of Southern Xinjiang use Gu as a killing weapon, they have lived with all kinds of poisonous insects and poisonous beasts since they were young, they are familiar with Gu, raise Gu, and finally devour Gu, after they devour Gu worms, Gu worms will completely obey their drive!"

"Because there are so many Gu worms in their bodies, these people in southern Xinjiang eat an astonishingly large amount of food! If you happen to meet them, don't mess with them! ”

"These Gu worms have been sleeping in their master's body while their master is alive, but if their owner dies, then these Gu worms will crowd their master's stomach in search of food! So the stomachs of these dead southern Xinjiang people will look very swollen! ”