Chapter Seventy-One: Crotch Pulling
When everyone understood, their lungs exploded.
"I'll wipe him, I'll kill him." An old minister jerked up from his seat.
Cheng Yanjin's eyes were even more flaming, "Knock this dog to death." ”
Wei Chi Jingde: "Get out of the way, don't stop me, I'm just one life to one life, and I'm going to slaughter him." ”
"I can't hold my knife anymore......"
“......”
The ministers were all filled with righteous indignation, and the scene suddenly became a mess.
"Someone!"
Li Shimin was also so angry that his teeth were creaky at this time, the green tendons on his forehead jumped, looking at Quan Ye's indifferent face, he couldn't wait for someone to slaughter this guy directly.
"Your Majesty is angry, let's not kill the Tang Dynasty!"
"Everyone, calm down, don't act rashly, otherwise you will fall for his tricks!"
At this time, there were also some courtiers who were much more rational, and although they were trembling with anger, they still admonished.
Goguryeo's envoy is obviously not afraid of death, and then there is not long before the first lunar month of the coming dynasty of all countries, if the Tang Dynasty kills the envoy, what does this make the envoys of all countries think?
Call~
"Humph!" Li Shimin's chest rose and fell, he forcibly endured the killing intent in his heart, and flicked his sleeves and prepared to leave.
But at this time, Quan Ye saluted again and threw out a question: "Your Majesty, it is said that the Tang Dynasty is the upper kingdom of the Heavenly Dynasty, and the people are outstanding and spiritual, and the ministers have always longed for the culture of the Tang Dynasty and studied hard. ”
Li Shimin's footsteps couldn't help but pause, and he turned his head to look at Quan Ye with a puzzled look.
Izumi Ye continued: "Your Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, the foreign minister came this time, and encountered a problem, no one in Goguryeo explained it convincingly, but the foreign minister thought that this method was not perfect, and presumably the Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon of the Tang Dynasty must have a way to solve the puzzle. ”
Then I saw Quan Ye take out the comb with relief, and then comb his head with the comb a few times, and said to everyone: "Why is there something similar to a magnet after combing the hair of the comb that can attract light things?" ”
Moreover, I read Zhang Hua's "Naturalist Chronicles" of the Jin Dynasty, which also recorded: "Today's people comb their hair, untie their clothes, some untie their knots with the comb, and those who have light, and there are also voices" Here it is recorded that the hair flashes and crackles due to friction and electricity. ”
"Why?"
When Izumi Ye finished speaking, the eyes of everyone at the scene kept flickering, and then they frowned.
Sure enough, it's not that simple.
But before everyone could figure out the first question, Izumi Ye took out another piece of paper, and a corner was drawn on it.
He raised the paper in his hand, "There is another question, the foreign minister has been thinking about it for several years but can't figure it out, how to divide this horn into three equal parts?" ”
"The minister thinks that the Tang Dynasty has a collection of talents and is very intelligent, and he will definitely be able to help solve these two problems."
Izumino saluted again, with a sincere attitude.
But the ministers at the scene were cold-eyed.
What is the problem, this Nima made it clear that he used this kind of problem to embarrass Datang and made an excuse.
Can...... Since the other party proposed it, Datang couldn't help but continue.
This is no longer a personal matter, but a state affair, which involves the diplomacy of the two countries, and even more so the dignity of the country.
Sparse!
Li Shimin's eyes were cold, but he still spoke: "Since the Quanye Envoy asked such a question, then let my scholars from the Tang Dynasty solve it for you!" ”
"Your Majesty Emperor Xie Datang!"
Izumino saluted again.
A few great Confucians held what they had learned and recommended themselves to try
When the other ministers saw this, they said excitedly:
"They must be taught a lesson, so that they know what it means to be high and thick."
"That's it, what kind of elephant is the pig's nose with green onions?"
“........”
Can....... These big Confucians were busy for a long time, and finally shook their heads gloomily.
Immediately, a few more people, even the eldest grandson Wuji and Wei Zheng went up, but they couldn't think of a move when their brows were twisted.
Li Shimin looked at this scene, his face was ugly to death.
At this time, there was only one last person left on the field - Yan Jiamao.
This man was the most proficient in mathematics and science in the court.
Everyone's eyes were on Yan Jiamao, and he became the last faint fire in the hearts of the ministers of the Tang Dynasty.
Half an hour
An hour
.......
"No, no........ How so? Yan Jiamao's whole body was soaked in sweat, his mouth was muttering, and he suddenly fell to the ground unconscious.
At this time, there was no sound in the entire court.
No one expected that it would be so bleak.
At this time, the hearts of all the people at the scene were cold.
"Since it's a problem, let me think about it more and then give you an answer?"
In such a situation, Li Shimin naturally did not allow Quan Ye and the others to continue to stay longer, and euphemistically issued an eviction order.
"In this way, the foreign minister will wait for the good news of His Majesty the Tang Dynasty!" Izumino said goodbye with a smile.
Everyone watched Goguryeo's envoys leave with a smug smile on their faces, and the hearts of the ministers became more and more cold.
However, there is nothing they can do.
I almost want to die:
"What the hell, being laughed at by these guys?"
"Aggrieved!"
"My heart hurts!"
“......”
Li Shimin was so angry that he swept the pearls and corals on the table to the ground at once.
He gritted his teeth and said to the ministers: "If anyone can solve these two problems, I will add him to the rank of knight, and the reward will be ten thousand taels." ”
But everyone at the scene bowed their heads.
Seeing this, Li Shimin was angry: "Is this my resourceful courtier?" ”
"When it's really time to use you, why did you plant all of them?"
"How can I face the ...... of all nations?"
The entire Tang Dynasty minister's face was hot and painful, and his head was lowered.
In fact, their hearts are even more uncomfortable.
It's dripping blood, it's roaring, it's roaring.
At this time, Li Shimin found that Cheng Yanjin on the side had a brilliant gaze and kept winking at him.
"Lu Guogong ......" Li Shimin suddenly became angry, he just wanted to scold angrily, but suddenly realized, and waved his hand to the ministers and said: "Retreat from the court, Zhong Aiqing will go home first and think about it!" ”
The eldest grandson Wuji Wei Zheng, Cheng Yanjin originally left with the crowd, but at this time he appeared in front of Li Shimin again.
"Your Majesty, the ministers think that they can ask Qin Shou about this question, and they can't say that there will be an unexpected gain.!"
"Him?" Li Shimin's eyes flickered, and he took a long breath: "Okay, he has the most ghost ideas, it's good to ask him, I haven't been to him for a long time!" ”
soon
The monarchs and ministers got into the carriage and went straight to their destination.
Because they were in such a hurry this time, everyone's clothes were changed in the carriage, and they didn't pay attention to a carriage that had been parked there not far away.
One of the people in the carriage lifted the curtain and said with a gloomy look in his eyes: "Your Majesty and the eldest grandson Wuji, what are they going to do in a hurry?" ”
"Could it be ......."