Li Er snorted, patted Tang Jian's shoulder, and turned to leave.

This made Ju Guogong stunned, Your Majesty, shouldn't you praise Tang Laosi two more times, and the minister pushed it back twice, and then gladly accepted it?

What does it mean to play cards out of common sense and turn away?

The emperor didn't care about Tang Jian's stunned expression, returned to his seat, picked up the wine bottle and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, can you enjoy today's banquet so far?" ”

When the boss speaks like this, it usually indicates that the banquet should be over.

The servants raised their wine bottles and replied, "It's fun!" ”

Li Er nodded, and said to Tang Jian again: "Maoyue is a good wine, have you ever enjoyed it?" ”

Tang Jian came back to his senses, raised the wine bottle and said, "Thank Your Majesty for the banquet, I am also happy!" ”

"That's good!"

His Majesty Li Er nodded with satisfaction and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, come and toast!" ”

A reception banquet came to an end. For the little friends, the rest of the work is to support their fathers and go back to their respective homes to find their mothers.

Half an hour later, the Suguo Mansion.

Cheng Yanjin, who still needed his son's support before entering the door, gently broke free of his son's hand, waved his hand, and said lightly: "Follow me!" ”

Cheng Chubi's body trembled, and an unexpected look appeared on his face, is it really after the banquet that the liquidation began.

According to personal experience, it is common for you to come back from a trouble, and it happens to meet a banquet. For the sake of face, most of the dads wait for the end of the banquet to be liquidated.

What to do?

No need to wait online! Fortunately, Donald gave himself advice.

Following behind his father, Cheng Chubi walked while recalling the words that Tang Heshang had said to him outside Chang'an City.

Yes, without waiting for Dad to make the first move, after entering the inner courtyard, Cheng Chubi knelt on the ground with a bang, and said first: "Dad, you can't beat me this time!" You have taught me since I was a child, as a martial artist, Bo Yuntian is bound to be righteous, and he will stick a knife in his brother's ribs! This time, I followed Tang Si to Saibei, and I did exactly what you expected from your children! ”

Cheng Yanjin was dumbfounded, I didn't say I was going to beat you, what kind of trouble is this?

Righteousness is thin and cloudy, and the two ribs are inserted into the knife? This kind of very cultural word, I said?

Seeing that his father was a little dumb, Cheng Chubi thought that the method on the Tang River had worked, and immediately pretended to cry or not, and wailed: "Dad! You can't just set the fire to yourself and not let your son light the lamp!

My son often heard that in Wagang back then, you and Uncle Qin were the most ancient and warm-hearted, righteous and thin. Can the child make your name fall? This time out of Beijing, the child is also defending your name, you can't always let people say tiger father and dog. You can't beat me up for this! ”

The language under the wailing is sincere!

Cheng Yanjin suddenly saw that he seemed to have returned to the time when he was fighting in Wagang! Second Brother Shan, Second Brother Qin...... Well, there's also that scheming dragon head and Li Mi!

Hey, I don't know who told the third child, it turns out that my old Cheng is so great in his heart, and it turns out that my son understands me so well!

It seems that you can't beat the third child casually in the future.

Well, of course, you just have to know this in your heart, and you can't let your son notice your thoughts, otherwise how can you be a strict father?

Cheng Biting Jin coughed dryly, and said coldly: "Kneel down, stand up!" ”

Cheng Chubi was a little resigned: "Then you won't beat me, right?" ”

"No!" Cheng Yanjin shook his head and continued to say coldly: "Don't say those nice words in the future, your father is not a person who doesn't know right from wrong!" This time, you are angry, follow the Tang River to Saibei, and also catch Jieli, very good! Go to sleep! ”

When Cheng Chubi heard this, he immediately jumped up from the ground and said happily: "Thank you, Dad!" ”

After speaking, he turned around and left, and muttered over and over again: "Donald Si's method is really useful, my father is so coaxing!" ”

At the same time, Fang Qiao's father and son, who were a little far away from the palace, also returned home.

As soon as Fang Lao Er entered the courtyard, he couldn't wait to flatter: "Aya, look, my son didn't embarrass you!" went to Saibei, saved Uncle Tang, and arrested Jieli! Not only has he made war achievements, but who in Chang'an City doesn't know that I am the head of Fang Erlang's righteous words in the future? You will definitely have a lot of face when you walk down the street in the future!

I don't need you to praise me, if I practice martial arts in the future, don't stop me. When there is a war in the future, my son will go to war and come back with some military exploits, so that you can be happy again! ”

Datang Xiangguo is furious!

No shame?

Not only that, but also?

Don't need to praise and don't stop practicing martial arts?

The most important thing is that you have to go to war in the future!

Lao Tzu is happy to have a hammer!

Fang Xiang shook his head, which was a little drowsy because of drinking, picked up a wooden stick with a big wrist, and in the consternation of Fang Lao's second son, his luck fell!

"Ahh Aye, why are you beating me! I came back with a meritorious service this time, and it was my first merit! Really, the ranking is behind Cheng Laosan! ”

Fang Xuanling didn't reply, just silently copied the stick and greeted his son!

"Ouch! Aye, don't fight! Don't fight! is also a civil official, why can't he be as gentle as Uncle Tang, he doesn't beat Tang Laosi! ”

"Ouch, mother! Help me! The child is going to be beaten to death by his father! ”

Fang Er howled as he ran, and every time the stick fell on him, he cried out and howled.

Suddenly, the door of the main hall opened, and a half-aged wearing a skirt and a bun walked out.

Seeing the woman, Fang Erlang felt as if he had seen the Guanyin Bodhisattva in the story told by Tang Shilang.

hurriedly ran over and knelt down at once, and then hugged the woman's thigh and cried: "Mother, you take care of Aya! Did my son get into trouble this time, but came back with meritorious service! Aya didn't distinguish between right and wrong, and almost beat his son to death! ”

The woman looked calm, touched Fang Er's forehead and said, "Erlang, don't worry, my mother is in charge of you!" ”

The anger on Fang Xuanling's face on the side suddenly dissipated, and he said with a straight face: "Madam, jade can't be cut without a weapon!" ”

The woman removed her hand from Fang Er's head, stretched out to Fang Xuanling, and continued to say lightly: "Master, give the stick to the slave family!" ”

"Madam, a loving mother is a loser!"

"Bring it!"

Fang Xiang originally wanted to strengthen his position, but a "bring it" made him lose immediately.

This made Fang Erlang's heart reassured, and he immediately stood up from the ground, with tears still hanging from the corners of his eyes, but his mouth was pursed high. Han Han's appearance, coupled with an aggrieved expression, seems to be telling how wronged he is.

In other words, in this situation, the person who is beaten will immediately change from himself to a father, and there is no disadvantage! However, Fang Erlang never thought that the first moment his mother took the wooden stick was not to throw it away, but to swing it at him.

At that moment, Fang Erlang forgot to hide, and just looked at his mother dumbfounded.

There are constantly question marks popping up in my head:

Mother, I'm a bereaved love, did you hit the wrong person?

Mother, are you hysterical, I'm your most painful dick!

Mother, did you get the script wrong, or did you also get a monster in your brain like Tang Shilang?

......

Speaking of Tang Shilang and the monster, the two seem to be on the bar.