When I heard Yin Lao's words, I almost fell to the ground, shook my head in embarrassment and said, "No, no! ”

Yin Lao raised his eyelids at this time, and said angrily: "Then what are you doing when you come back, I will only use this little skill." ”

I don't tell lies in front of the true god, and I don't go around in circles with Yin Lao, but I directly say to him respectfully, I want to worship him as a teacher and learn two tricks. But the old man didn't talk about it, and deliberately blinked his eyes and asked me what I was studying, did I learn from him how to treat syphilis?

I stared at him and said, "Yin Lao, don't pretend, your nickname is the Fire Cloud Evil God, you must have been a powerful figure back then, I want to worship you as a teacher and learn martial arts from you." ”

Yin Lao shook his head and said, "I don't know any martial arts, and I don't have the idea of accepting apprentices, you have found the wrong person." ”

I frowned slightly, this old man didn't seem to be very cold to the apprentices, or rather not very cold to me!

But I have experienced dealing with so many people, and I always feel that no one is perfect, everyone must have his weaknesses or weaknesses, and if you want to deal with a person, you must find his weaknesses. For example, when dealing with a puppy, if you touch its head, it will be very happy.

How do you deal with the Fire Cloud Evil God?

My mind spun at high speed, and then I suddenly remembered the delicate and vague relationship between Grandma Grimace and the Fire Cloud Evil God just now. It can be seen that the Huoyun Evil God likes Grandma Grimace very much, otherwise, he would not have deliberately teased Lin Yan just now to make Grandma angry. And at the last moment, he won't take out his treasured medicine to heal his grandmother.

It is very likely that grandma is the weakness of the Huoyun evil god, but this old man's taste is a bit heavy, and he actually likes grandma with crisscrossed scars on his face.

My eyes rolled twice, and then I lowered my voice and said, "Yin Lao, do you like grandma?" ”

The Huoyun Evil God had just picked up a cup of tea on the table to drink, and when he heard my words without warning, he was suddenly choked, and squirted out with a pop, raised his head and said angrily: "What nonsense are you kid talking about, how can I like that old woman, I ......"

This Huoyun Evil God may be very powerful in terms of medical skills and martial arts, but he is still a little weaker in terms of feelings, I can easily feel it from his panicked eyes and anxious to defend his appearance, I guessed right, this product just likes grandma.

So, I didn't wait for him to finish speaking, I said, "And I can see that grandma seems to have a little bit of interest in you." ”

Yin Lao was pretending to scold me for talking nonsense, but when he heard my words that touched his heart, he immediately blurted out: "What, what you said is true?" ”

I nodded: "Of course, how dare I lie to your old man?" ”

Yin Lao was a little happy, but then narrowed his eyes and asked in disbelief: "Why didn't I see that she was interesting to me?" ”

I smiled and said, "That's because you're an old authority fan, and I, a bystander, can naturally see it more clearly." ”

Yin Lao still didn't believe it, so he asked me, "Where did you see that she had feelings for me?" ”

I explained: "From the fact that you joked about Miss Lin, grandma was jealous and angry, and you gave her healing medicine, she was cold on the surface, but she chose what your subordinates sent, it is obvious." ”

Hearing this, Yin Lao smiled, rubbed his hands excitedly, and muttered to himself: "God, she really has feelings for me, I have secretly liked her for decades." ”

I was dumbfounded and said, "Have you been a crush on someone for decades?" ”

Yin Lao was a little embarrassed: "We have known each other for decades, what's so surprising about this?" ”

It's not surprising that I've known each other for decades, but it's surprising that you have a crush on someone who hasn't acted for decades!

Yin Lao said vigorously: "Although I have known her for a long time, every time we meet, we quarrel, how can I pull down my face and express my love to her?" ”

I couldn't help but laugh and said, "I don't think you are a thin-skinned person, you even dare to make jokes about Miss Lin, but you don't dare to express your feelings to grandma?" ”

Yin Lao: "It's too familiar, I'm embarrassed to say it." ”

I immediately took the opportunity to say: "What's so embarrassing about this, do you want me to point out two tricks on your feelings, so that you can hug the beauty." But in exchange, you also have to hand over a few peerless martial arts, and you want your housekeeping skills! ”

"I have more skills, I'm afraid you kid won't be able to learn!" Yin Lao looked at me with a worried face, and then said with a suspicious face: "It's you, this kid, who has five cents on your mouth, and is you reliable in doing things?" ”

I bragged: "Cut, I may not be able to do anything else, but I'm the best at picking up girls, let's take Miss Lin Yan tonight as an example, she is the kind of lady who is very arrogant and delicate, right?" Do you know that when I first met her, I wanted to get the stockings she wore as a gift, and you said cow or not? ”

Yin Lao was dumbfounded: "Really? ”

I said, "If you don't believe me, you can ask Miss Lin next time!" ”

Yin Lao knows Grandma Grimace, and naturally he also knows Lin Yan, he knows that Lin Yan's eyes are too high, if I can meet for the first time, I will go to Lin Yan's stockings as a gift, this cliff is a suave super love saint. So, he agreed to my suggestion: "Okay, I'll teach you a few tricks of kung fu, you teach me how to ...... Bubble grandma! ”

After the two of us made an agreement, although Yin Lao promised to teach me, he didn't let me call him master, and I didn't care, anyway, it would be good if I could learn martial arts.

Moreover, the two of us have more compatible personalities, maybe we are a little sullen with each other, and we are both a little lustful, there are a lot of topics to chat about, and I also joked that Yin Lao you have a really strong taste.

When Yin Lao heard what I said, he knew that I was a joke and he liked the grimace grandma with a comprehensive scarred face, so he snorted coldly and said, "Don't be self-righteous about you, in fact, grandma is beautiful, she just wears a human skin mask full of scars on her face." ”

As he spoke, he took out an old man's mobile phone and flipped out a photo to show me, in which was a woman in her forties and fifties, with eyebrows,, and charm.

"Is this Grandma with a grimace?"

"Yes, when she was young, she came out to walk the rivers and lakes, and she was even more beautiful back then. Her father was worried that she would be too beautiful to walk the rivers and lakes and lose money, so he gave her an ugly human skin mask to wear. She wears it and wears it, and it becomes a habit, and she rarely takes off her mask to show her true face on weekdays. ”

I was amazed, then looked at the angle of the photo on my phone, and then smiled and said, "Are you secretly photographing people?" ”

The old face of the Huoyun Evil God turned red, and he said angrily: "Whatever you do, don't be verbose!" ”

I won't mention it, but ask him what he plans to teach me.

The Huoyun Evil God asked me what I wanted to learn, and he used a few tricks to use the eighteen weapons of swords, guns, swords, and sticks.

I thought about it, it's not ancient times, and long weapons must not be learned, otherwise you will carry a long stick on the street, how stupid!

So, I said I wanted to learn daggers, knives, and other short weapons that were easy to carry.

When the Huoyun Evil God heard this, he said: "Then dagger, I will teach you a set of green dragons in your sleeve, how much you can learn, it depends on your creation!" ”

Green dragon in your sleeve!

When I heard this, my eyes lit up, when I was watching Journey to the West, it seemed that there was a superior immortal method called Qiankun in the sleeve, since the green dragon in the sleeve was similar, it must also be a very powerful martial art.

I immediately said let the Huoyun Evil God show his hands and take a look, as soon as my words fell, Yin Lao had already snorted coldly, only to see his right hand raised, I don't know when there was an extremely sharp dagger in his hand, and a lightning knife slashed towards my chest, extremely fast, causing me to feel that this knife had overlapping phantoms.

I was startled and tried to dodge, but before I could react, the knife was over.

Yin Lao played with the knife with the green dragon tattooed in his hand, and said with a sigh: "Hey, people are getting old, and their movements are much slower, and the strength of this knife has not been brought into play." ”

I didn't feel the pain in my body, and when I heard Yin Lao's words, I thought he had slashed the air, and I was just about to speak, when my shirt suddenly cracked, and there was a long gap.

It turned out that the knife of Yin Lao just now cut my shirt, but it didn't hurt a single bit of the skin on my chest, and the heat was perfect!

I was shocked at first, and then ecstatic, and told Yin Lao that I would learn this knife technique, and the green dragon in my sleeve!

Yin Lao said: "This knife technique looks simple, but it is difficult to learn, how many phantoms did you see in my knife just now?" ”

I said, "Three Phantoms!" ”

Yin Lao nodded and said, "The secret of the Qinglong Sword Technique in the sleeve is fast, so fast that people look at the phantom. If you practice to the point where you can appear two phantoms, even if it is a small success, three phantoms are a great success, and four phantoms are the ultimate! ”

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