"Oh, my dear Oriental grass, you're here." The emperor put down the music and came directly to me, with that enthusiastic feeling, as if I was really a peerless beauty. Good fellow, if it weren't for the fact that the person in front of me was wearing the emperor's clothes, I would have thought he was a fake.

Emperor Wu helped me up and said with a smile: "Dongfang, I want to ask you something, do you know Jiang Nanyuan?" ”

Gangnam Garden? Does this name seem familiar? I think I've heard of it somewhere...... Think about it first...... By the way, I seem to have remembered that this Jiangnan Garden was taken to me by Su Wu.

That time, this guy said that he would take me to see the Fengyue place in Chang'an City, so he took me to this place called Jiangnan Yuan.

This place is located on the most prosperous street in the south of the city in Chang'an, which can be said to be a variety of entertainment facilities. Of course, the most famous is Jiangnan Yuan, the legendary paradise of men and money. Here, spending a lot of money is not a rich person at all, if you want to meet the girl you like, you are only rich, if you have no status, you can't. Of course, do you think that's the case?

With status, you must also have a house in Chang'an City. You also have to be ranked first in the imperial court, so that you can meet the girl you see in Jiangnan Garden.

Oh, it's strange, why does this emperor want to know where Jiangnan Yuan is today? Could it be that he knows that I have been there with Su Wu? But we didn't do anything. We just drank tea in Jiangnan Garden, watched the play, and listened to the little songs.

In this way, my grandmother spent a hundred taels of silver on me. From this, I can't help but sigh, they all say that the money of this corrupt official comes quickly, but I don't think it is as fast as the people in this Fengyue place.

Seeing the emperor ask me like this, I glanced at him with a weak heart, and thought in my heart, could it be the East Window incident? Forget it, I'd better be careful.

"Ah, Your Majesty, it's like this, Weichen came to Chang'an, not long ago, and I don't know what Jiangnan Yuan is."

Let's deny it first, I don't know what cards the emperor is going to play.

"Don't you know?" The emperor looked at me in disbelief and said, "That's a pity." I thought if you knew that place, you would show me it. ”

"Huh? What do you mean, Your Majesty, Weichen doesn't know? ”

The situation seems to be a little wrong, and Emperor Wu doesn't seem to have any intention of blaming me.

"Oh, Dongfang, I recently heard from others that there is a peerless beauty in Jiangnan Garden. This woman can't help but be good at singing and dancing, and she can also tell the destiny of heaven. Most importantly, this woman also has a magical place, that is, she can do magic. The emperor said this, and a hot light appeared in his eyes: "Do you know what I mean by Dongfang, such a woman is really a strange woman in the world, if I can go and see it, it would be good." ”

"Uh-huh...... This emperor, you are sage. "I'm really speechless, no wonder people say that when men have power, they want to have women all over the world. It turns out that this is the nature of men, and it has nothing to do with whether they have money or not.

"In this case, Dongfang, you hurry out of the palace to find out, and if this news is true, come back and tell me immediately. I'll go and see when the time comes, and I'll reward you!" ”

Oh my God, did this guy even ask my dignified minister to go to that kind of place to find out the news? I'm really convinced. But there is a saying that is called, the holy order cannot be violated, for the sake of your own life, it is better to go.

"Okay, don't worry, this matter is on Weichen. In less than two hours, I'll definitely find out to you. ”

At this time, it was time to show my ability, and in front of the emperor, I slapped my chest, which was not majestic, with a bang. Give him a sworn look.

"Well, go ahead, if I don't see you for two hours, then you will kill yourself." The emperor finished this sentence with a smile, and I felt a cold breath flow into my heart suddenly. Mom, this is the emperor, this is the legendary laughing and killing.

Now I finally know one thing, what is most terrible in the world is not the invisible murderer, but the emperor, the greatest ruler of a country. Kill whoever you want, you don't need any reason, it's really against the sky.

"Good...... Okay, Weichen will do it, this will do it......" I ran out of the imperial study, and when I got out of the palace, I found that my clothes were soaked.

Forget it, since this is already the case, let's go to Jiangnanyuan, the most prosperous place in this so-called Chang'an City. Hopefully, if something doesn't happen.

After discerning the direction on the street, I called a "taxi". Of course, there was no such profession in ancient times, but there were carriages, and I stopped one and revealed my identity. The person who drove the car saw that I was someone from the emperor's side, and let me get in the car without saying a word.

There was a very ugly fat woman in the carriage, it seemed that she was not married, otherwise, she would not have long hair.

In ancient times, if you want to tell whether a woman is married or not, the most important thing is to look at what kind of hairstyle the woman has. If the woman still had long hair, she would not be married. If it's coiled up and there is a simple hairpin or something like that in your hair, you're definitely married and haven't run away.

When this fat woman saw me come up, she was taken aback at first, and then, as if she had encountered something happy.

"Oh, son, you're the first to get into the slave's carriage." The woman's voice was so loud that her body writhed unconsciously.

"Hehe...... "I was so embarrassed that I didn't know what to say, and I began to curse the old guy who was driving the car in my heart, did you mean it?" Even if I don't have a bad identity, you can't wait to let me get into the carriage.

Before I could say anything, this woman boldly leaned over and sat directly beside me: "Oh, boy, you are so eager to enter the slave's carriage, do you have something to tell me?" Not only did she say it, but she even took my hand.

I quickly dodged her claws, got up and sat down across from the woman, and said, "This...... Ah, girl, that's right, I have something to do, and I need to go to the south of the city. Since there is no transportation, I want to go with my car. And also...... You should know this, men and women do not kiss. ”

"What, I thought it was for me." This guy gave me a blank look and gave me goosebumps. "The little girl doesn't read much, so she doesn't know what Childe means. I knew that if you got into my car, you would be my person......" said the fat body to sit down again.

"Stop!" I hurriedly waved my hand to stop this guy from coming to me.

"This young lady...... You and I don't know each other, please don't take the initiative like this, I'm a very conservative man! ”

"Childe, this person lives in the world, as long as he knows him, he is destined to be a person. Today, you are my destined person! "This woman is really not simple, she actually directly filtered what I said.

"Miss, you want to hear me say that I was wrong. If only I didn't get into your carriage, I'll go down ......" I can't stand it, this woman is so crazy that she doesn't listen to anyone else. If this continues, I guess I'm going to lose myself.

I was just about to rush out, when a tremendous force pulled me back, and I sat down in the carriage again. And the owner of that magical power was staring at me viciously at this time, and said, "Boy, you got into my carriage, do you still want to run?" Tell you, aunt and grandmother, I am not easy to mess with, today you have ruined my reputation, tomorrow you must marry me, or ......" The woman said and raised her fist.

I looked at her in horror, not having the slightest suspicion of what it would be like to hit my body with this big snow-white fist.

"Wait...... This young lady, don't be angry yet, we have something to discuss! I shouted, and the woman sat back in her place.

The current situation is that I am not her opponent at all. Not to mention anything else, even her body shape has completely defeated the three of us. To deal with such a woman, it is still soft. To put it simply, it's my wisdom to save myself.

"Miss, look at what you are doing when you are angry, if you are angry, it will not be beautiful."

"Really, are you saying I'm pretty?" The woman looked at me in surprise and asked.

"Yes, you're beautiful." I looked at her sincerely, and it felt like saying that one plus one equals two.

Hey, people are under the eaves, I have to bow my head, forgive me for talking nonsense with my eyes open, after all, I was also forced to be helpless......

"You hate it, people will be shy when you talk about it like that......" I said, and I felt my body being hit backwards by a huge impact. It turned out that as she spoke, she punched me directly in the chest. Good fellow, I touched my chest, gasped and said, "Miss, don't get excited, I still have something to say." ”

"Say it."

"Actually......" I deliberately pretended to be very excited, "Actually, I didn't expect that I would see through you, Miss." You're right, I'm really here to admire you. Seriously, I've been quietly following you for days, but I haven't been able to strike up a chance to talk to you. ”

"You know what? I'm in pain. In the past few days, my feelings for you have become more and more intense, and I feel that if I don't see you again, I will go crazy. So, today I plucked up the courage to come to your carriage and block your path. I can really do anything for you. ”

"But Miss, you have to know that after all, we are only meeting for the first time, if you make a marriage contract in such a hurry, is it too early?"

"Therefore, I make my proposal. If you can, you can send me to the place first. Tomorrow or the day after tomorrow, when I have time, I will definitely come to the door to propose, do you think this is okay? ”