Xiaorou, what do you want to do?

Xiaorou, you can do anything!

It's just, hurry up, I really can't wait. Now, I feel like every second I go by, it's like a year, long, anxious!

No wonder Albert Einstein became the world's greatest scientist, the theory of relativity created by others is absolutely the truth in this world. In reality, it's only been a second, why am I in such a hurry? If I had done that with my loved one, it would have been two seconds since two hours had passed. This is the theory of relativity, this is the greatness of Einstein!

I saw that Xiao Rou's warm hands had climbed up to my knees, and the temperature coming from the palms of those hands was so real. At this moment, I'm not dreaming, it's real. Xiao Rou was panting slightly, and I could feel her fiery breath. That's not the point, the point is, Xiao Rou's gaze is still dead looking at me between my legs. It was at this time that the moment of my long-awaited time finally came. Xiao Rou slowly stretched out her greedy right hand, and then, the greedy left hand. These two hands like white jade slowly stretched out between my legs.

I could see Xiaorou licking her dry lips nervously, at this time, not only Xiaorou was nervous, but I was also very nervous. If I don't behave well after a while, will Xiaorou not be with me in the future? It's a philosophical question, what should I do?

Just as I was fantasizing about what was going to happen next, Xiao Rou's hands suddenly reached over and grabbed a long, thick cylindrical object......

"Ah...... What is this...... "I screamed in fright!

Ladies and gentlemen, don't get me wrong, I'm not screaming because I was caught by Xiaorou on some sensitive part, but ...... Instead, Xiao Rou's hands were holding a stout poisonous snake at this time. I can't tell what breed this guy is, but one thing I can say for sure is that this guy is definitely a poisonous snake, and if you look at the bright colors, crimson tongue, and cold eyes, isn't all this a symbol of a poisonous snake?

Grandma's suspense, I was almost bitten by a poisonous snake, bastard, you big bastard, you want me to cut off my children and grandchildren, this beast actually knows the way to make up for that. Have all the animals become sperm these years?

Xiao Rou didn't care whether the animal was a sperm or not, she directly grabbed the head of the poisonous snake and spun it a few times, this bastard thing, she didn't even explain her last words, and she returned to the west.

Hehe, it's kind of revenge for my fright.

I looked at Xiao Rou gratefully, and I didn't know what to say with excitement: "Xiao Rou, Xiao Rou, you are really my reborn parents." You...... It was you who gave me a second life, and therefore, I Dongfang Shuo made a decision that I ...... I will repay you with my personal promise! ”

"I'm sorry, disgusting or not, you, I knew you said such shameless words, I would have let the poisonous snake bite you directly, and make you a eunuch, see if you are still angry!"

"What? Xiaorou, you actually said such a thing? I really didn't expect that before I became my wife, I would start poisoning my husband. You don't want my body, do you? Well, then my body will always be kept for you, when you figure it out, welcome to come to me at any time. ”

"Really? Hehe...... "The foreboding came again, this feeling, this look, this laughter......

"Oh, Sister Xiaorou, why do you put my feet in my mouth? Although I admit that I have good flexibility, after all, I am not a professional national player, how can you treat me like this? ”

"Oh, Sister Xiaorou, why can my left hand touch my left elbow? This is very inconsistent with the structure of the human body, I don't want to break the miracle of this human body, forget it. After all, this world Guinness Book of Records is not a good thing! ”

"Oops, Aunt Xiaorou, how did you do it, how can I see my own ass, this ...... I'm not a watermelon bug, it's not good, it's really bad. People haven't figured it out, why should I be a bug? ”

"Oh, Grandma Xiaorou, you are good, I can't stand it, I feel like I have been tortured by the Manchu Qing Dynasty, you can't treat me like this, you should just kill me with a knife!"

Seriously, comrades, it's all blood and tears. Remember a truth in the world, a man must not anger a woman, otherwise, he will not know how to die!

I didn't look like a human being by this murderous woman...... It's so painful, I want to throw up...... Ah, in this vast grassland, there was a cry that was more terrible than a wolf...... I guess even if the wolves heard the cry, they wouldn't have dared to come over to see what was going on. This is one of the terrifying "legends of the steppe", the man who scares off the wolves!

After a short rest, I picked up the two missing teeth on the ground in distress, looked at Xiao Rou with resentment, and said aggrieved and unwillingly: "Xiao Rou, I have been with you for so long, and I only found out today that you are such a cruel woman...... Hey, I'm really unladylike. ”

Xiao Roubai was stunned for a moment, and said loudly while roasting meat, "Are you making me happy?" Stupid thing, those two teeth are poisonous fangs, of course they have to be pulled out, otherwise, if the two of us eat them, we won't die. ”

"Oh, is that so? It's so dangerous, why didn't you say it earlier, it hurt me...... It hurt me to be sad for a long time, it turns out that this is for our good. "I was so scared that I quickly lost my teeth, forget it, little viper, if you die, don't look for me to take revenge, I'm just a suspect on the sidelines, this guy is the one who really hurt you."

"Hmm...... What is this, what is this smell, it is really fragrant, I have never smelled such a wonderful smell in my life. I rubbed my nose, which had been flattened by Xiao Rou, and sniffed the snake meat vigorously. It feels ...... How should it be described? Not the taste of chicken, not the taste of pork, not the taste of beef...... Forget it, just let me not speak.

Just as I reached out to take it, Xiao Rou quickly slapped my hand away and scolded loudly: "What are you going to do, who allowed you to eat it?" ”

"Ah, isn't it so well cooked? Could it be that this poisonous snake is not cooked, and there is still toxin in this body? "I'm like a curious baby, after all...... This matter is a matter of life and death, so it is better to be cautious.

"Of course...... No, the snake meat here is the most delicious, so what about it...... It's mine! "This domineering woman, this wayward little female ghost.

Anyway, you just ate half an apple, and I just ate the peel. Until now, my stomach is still in a state of hunger, don't you know?