Chapter 34 Let's see what is a pure game for everyone (ask for investment vote collection)
Cheng Chubi looked at the flying crow with a confused expression, and then looked at the general Li who was grinding and rubbing his skin.
The adjective "quite fat", I'm afraid it has something to do with eating, big guy, shouldn't you be able to drip saliva even when you see a crow, how does this have to be?
"Senior Brother Ke, can you stop making trouble, hurry up and drink your wine, you can dance and sword in my house, and play with bows and arrows when you go out of the city."
Cheng Yanjin was not happy, and waved his hand in disgust.
"Otherwise, something that is not a thing will come to His Majesty to cry and complain that my old Cheng bullied him."
Hearing this, several bigwigs laughed cheaply, but only Niu Jinda, who was a real person, got up and dragged Li Keshi back to persuade him.
"Senior Brother Ke, sit down quickly, you can let that poor thing live, there are no two taels of meat to get down, and it is not enough for a mouthful."
"Well, I'll let you live today."
Although Li Keshi was a little unhappy, he finally sat back stupidly, picked up the wine glass and poured it into his mouth, squeezed his eyebrows and made eyes before spitting out the wine.
Then he continued to deal with the delicious delicacies on the case, and praised them repeatedly.
"Second brother, this Uncle Li, shouldn't he have any deep hatred with birds?" Cheng Chubi lowered his voice and asked curiously.
"Huh...... Third brother, you have amnesia, the name of Li Bird Thief, but everyone in Chang'an knows it. ”
Before Cheng Chuliang could speak, the eldest brother was happy.
"Lee's Bird Thief?" Cheng Chubi was directly stunned. Seeing that this Uncle Li has neither a hooked nose nor a hawkish appearance, how can he have such a derogatory nickname.
"This Uncle Li is the younger brother of Li Jing, the prince of the country, and he loves birds like his life, and his favorite thing to do is to hunt and eat birds.
The birds around Chang'an City, I don't know how many died under his arrows.
He scourged the surroundings of Chang'an so much that the birds recognized him, but wherever he went, the birds flew around as if they had blown up their nests.
Therefore, the people of Chang'an privately gave him the name of the bird thief. If you don't believe it, ask Brother Li......"
Li Qi, the youngest son of Li Bird Thief, had a dark face, but Cheng Boss, who was as strong as an ox, told the truth, so he could only snort and turn his face away, not bothering with Tie Hanhan.
"......" Cheng Chubi really didn't know that there was such a strange No. 1 person among the famous generals of the Tang Dynasty.
The second brother poured a cup of secret Sanle pulp and told an interesting story about this Li bird thief that happened in Chengfu.
It was a winter night that was unforgettable for the old neighbors around Lu Guogong's Mansion.
That night, the Cheng Mansion was holding a family banquet, and the Tang Dynasty nobles were filled with the secret three slurries of the Cheng Mansion.
Started all kinds of shouting competitions, the problem is that you are very skilled, and you are very hilarious.
Even if you dance with a sword and play with a sword, there is still a saying, but if you drink too much in the middle of the night, what does it mean to shoot birds with archery?
Several feather arrows were inserted into the roof of the neighbor's study, and the neighbor who was reading the military book at night was frightened, and he thought that an enemy was coming.
Even frightened, the family jumped up and down for a long time before they knew what was going on, and the neighbors who were provoked were directly unhappy.
On the spot, a family guard rushed over to theorize, both sides were not very rational, and they greeted each other's women in each other's family as soon as possible.
So, at the door of Lao Cheng's house, there was a fist-to-flesh conflict, which led to the emergency dispatch of Chang'an County officials and Jin Wuwei.
Cheng Bully, the banquet host, Li Bird Thief and Li Ji, the two participants in the archery competition, were severely reprimanded by His Majesty who was angry.
After fining the three people for a year and apologizing to the victims, there were no similar accidents after that.
This neighbor is the black dog who is worried about by the old Cheng family every day......
Looking at the eldest brother and second brother who were grinning with a smile, as well as a noble child, Cheng Chubi was not good. What about the rigorous family style?
What are these guys laughing at, their own family is ugly, and they are still showing off beautifully, what am I so special......
I used to think that the eldest brother and the second brother were real, but now it seems that they are simply two iron Hanhan. See, this is the end of the lack of nine-year compulsory education.
looked at the father who stood on the main seat, drank and danced, and had three more cups with a rough old man.
Cheng Chubi suddenly felt that the burden on his shoulders sank, such an unreliable father and the eldest brother and second brother who were like copying and pasting.
It seems that the burden of educating the three younger brothers to become shrewd and excellent is not to be counted on by these three.
Sanle pulp, it was very painful to drink at first, but after drinking it smoothly, I actually felt that the more I drank it, the more fragrant it became.
It seems that the wine tastes light and is not intoxicating, but in fact, after drinking a few more glasses, the long stamina is full of energy, Li Ke and Fang Jun, the two unlucky children, are examples.
Rich. The famous generals of the Tang Dynasty at the banquet drank very highly, eating and drinking while ~ passing.
They are all talking about interesting stories about killing people, and they are all about the stories of killing generals and capturing the flag.
Tearing each other down, laughing and laughing, and having extra fun, this is the comradeship of pure men and rough men.
Seeing that Cheng Chubi, the only calm person in the hall, was very embarrassed and emotional.
It is also a rare honor to be able to see another side of these famous historical figures.
Above, the bigwigs seem to dislike the sound of drinking and eating meat and chatting, which is not lively enough.
Cheng Yanjin thought so, shouted, and soon, four fully armed generals rushed in with horizontal knives, scaring Cheng Chubi into a tremble.
Then I saw that these four did not cut the big guys present to the ground, but began to stand in the hall and began to hum and jump......
Although this ancient war dance is stiff to dance, it makes people feel like a group of soldiers practicing fighting.
But every movement is full of power, between the slashes, the sound of cheering and whirring, which makes people's blood boil.
The older generation can still sit and caress and admire, and the young people are even more applauded.
This kind of war dance of a very pure man and a very straight man, Cheng Chubi is also enthusiastic and applauds loudly.
Only Qin Li, who was only eight years old, didn't seem to be interested in this thing, and he actually yawned in such a lively scene......
A blood-boiling war dance stirred up the atmosphere of the family banquet, and then, a group of young people also jumped out to cheer up the elders' sword and fist dance.
I have to say that the two sons of Li Ji's family look like his father, they are very heroic, and they dance with swords, but they are more artistic and danceable than the war dances of the four rough men of the old Cheng family.
When the two brothers finished the sword dance, there was a cheer in the hall, which made Li Ji, the father, also have a lot of face, stroking his long beard and laughing.
"Alas, these two rebels, just this ability, let you laugh......"
These words directly made several famous generals of the Tang Dynasty present unhappy. Yu Chigong poured a mouthful of three pulp and pursed his lips disapprerovingly.
"What's so beautiful about dancing swords, and it's not really a fight, Pauline, Baoqing, you two come here, show everyone what is a pure game."
Hearing this call, Cheng Chubi saw that the Heita twins, who he couldn't tell who was the eldest and who was the second, jumped up excitedly, looked at each other and smiled, and then tore them on both sides of their clothes.
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