Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Six: A Busy Day
"Master, Master, what are you thinking? Why do you keep staring at me? Makomi shook her hand mischievously in front of my eyes, and I saw that her face was like a red apple.
"Hey, I didn't look at anything, I ...... Forget it, Maermi, aren't you going to learn to sing with me? Now I'm going to teach you the basics. Come, follow me to practice hanging your throat first......"
In the morning, Zhenermi practiced in that fairyland all morning, and finished eating at noon. The archer came to me again and told me to learn archery, how the do I know this, even a bow and arrow I can't pull away.
But do you think I can't do anything about it? Hehe, I have a mouth with a three-inch tongue in it. Seriously, don't look at our practice, but this theory is a set. What is a one-way shooting arrow, a two-way shooting arrow, an armor-piercing arrow, a hundred shots and a hundred shots...... Anyway, I was stunned when I said this sharpshooter.
The afternoon slipped away just as I said he would do it. This guy went back satisfied, I wanted to take advantage of this time to go see Xiaorou. Unexpectedly, he was pulled over by that Batur again. In this guy's tent, there are all kinds of things to practice strength, what stone locks, chain locks, single stone bars, single double stone bars...... There are also some things that I haven't seen. But it really scared me to get into this guy's tent, which was full of big guys. It's not as good as Batur, but it's pretty much the same. As soon as I saw this stance, I felt a little weak and wanted to find an excuse to slip away. Unexpectedly, these people didn't let me go at all, so I had to see how strong I was.
It's simply impossible to get a little fart to lift a car. If I had the strength, would I still be caught by you like this? However, we also rely on our minds to eat, and we know how to deal with this matter. I have to tell these guys, don't you want to see my strength? Okay, I'll let you know what power is.
Among these people, I casually transferred a big, big guy. Tell him to go outside and find a bag of rice. After he got it back, I said you half and I half, let's start beating rice. Finally, in the same amount of time, see who beats the rice sticky.
This guy is also a fool and directly agreed. You don't want to think about why I would make such a request. We set the time for a stick of incense, and this guy directly picked up a big wooden hammer and started beating rice. And I just took the millet slices, pressing the rice one by one. Time passed quickly, a stick of incense for a short time. I picked up this guy's rice grains and showed them to the big guys, and then, some of your rice grains are broken, some are half-broken, and they don't reach the sticky feeling at all. Look at mine.
My rice grains have turned into a paste and feel very wet.
These guys were stunned for a moment, after all, our rules are whose rice grains are sticky. This ...... Haha, don't think you know how I'm doing.
There's no way, I'm such a man!
Suddenly, there was a sound of admiration from inside the small tent.
"Sure enough, it's innate divine power, I've obeyed you."
"At that time, I didn't believe what Batur said, how could a Han person have such great strength, it turned out that it was true. No wonder Batur thinks you are Master. ”
"Master, I'm convinced, it turns out that your strength is really boundless, boundless."
I looked at these well-limbed, simple-minded guys, smiled and said, "Don't be discouraged, one day you will be like me." Hehe, it's not early, I should go back to bed. ”
Ha ha...... Should I say these guys are stupid and cute, or am I smart and invincible? The ancients were so stupid that they were useless, such a simple trick made the five bodies you admire fall to the ground, really. If I were in the current society, I would be a fart! Unexpectedly, when I came to ancient times, my status has improved a lot.
The group laughed and sent me back to the tent, and to my surprise, Xiao Rou was nowhere to be seen, but Su Wu was waiting for me here.
"Brother Su Wu, what is waiting for me?" I don't want to see him, mainly because it's a big night, and I want to sleep. I was so tired during the day, and this group of people, like hungry wolves, pounced on me when they saw me, and didn't give me a chance to breathe at all.
"I know you're busy, so I'm waiting for you here at night. Brother Dongfang, let me tell you, I have seen Yu Chang. This guy seems to be very kind, and with my years of experience, this thing will definitely succeed. When the time comes, let's return to the words of the Great Han, that is, the hero of the whole world. ”
"Wait, what nonsense are you talking about?" I motioned for him to be quiet, and then, stopping him, "You guy is dead, where is this, do you think it's in your back garden?" ”
"No, I'm so excited." He couldn't hide his excitement and said, "Do you know how good this thing is for us. I'm just going to meet with him tonight, and I'm going to have to do it in five days. When the time comes, I'll tell you after we've discussed the specifics. ”
"Brother Su Wu......" I shook my head and said, "Do you know that there is no free lunch in this world, do you think about why people value you?" What do you have that deserves to be valued by others? ”
"Brother Dongfang, don't be jealous of my talent, I know, you think this matter is unreliable. However, my gut tells me that it can be done. "Su Wu, this guy, is now in the tip of the horns. I wanted to tell him what would happen next, but I was afraid that this matter would be damned. So, for the sake of future history, for the sake of future people, I simply cannot do this.
Brother Su Wu, I have wronged you, I am powerless!
Your fate has long been predestined by history, and I can't go along with you.
"Brother Su Wu, I'm ...... I think you really can, don't take me with you in this matter, I don't like to be promoted and get rich at all. In the future, when we return to the Han Dynasty, the emperor will definitely seal you. This thing...... If you are promoted in the future, don't forget me Dongfang Shuo. By the way, I'm going to sleep. Go back. ”
"I don't want to go back, so I'll sleep with you first."
"Get out!"
Good guy, Su Wu is in estrus tonight, what are you talking about, two big men, disgusting or not! Forget it, let's leave this idiot alone. I just don't know where Xiaorou went.
I fell asleep in a daze, and in the middle of the night, I felt something moving around me. What is it? I touched it, and then fell asleep. Well, it's still warm, just enough for me to keep warm. Why is it so soft? Is it animal fur? No, it's ...... Forget it, I'm really tired today, I can't straighten my eyes, whatever, it's just sleeping.