Rewind the clock to half an hour ago.

When I got to the living room, I saw Joan of Arc and Han Yulong wiping their swords with cooking oil at our house.

The six looked at each other, and Joan of Arc and Han Yulong both showed embarrassed smiles!

"Didn't I say that this is cooking oil, not engine oil!"

"Oops! That engine oil smells so strong that you can't hold the weapon after maintenance, let alone fight! ”

"Indeed, the smell of that oil is so bad, I can't stand this oil, this oil will have a faint fragrance after wiping it!"

My heart hurts, it is my adoptive father from the countryside brought me cooking oil, is the family's own beans squeezed out, coupled with my family's exclusive secret recipe, the taste is almost the oil sold on the market dozens of streets, plus my father took a bus hundreds of kilometers to bring it to me, I usually cook too much to put it......

Ever since Joan of Arc started cooking at home, she has found the oil to be a good fit for her weapons.

After seeing it once, I recommended a kind of engine oil that is suitable for iron items, so I went to the auto parts store to buy a barrel, and the result was ......

I forcibly suppressed the desire to complain in my heart and said: "This matter is stopped, only this once, not an example!"

Hearing my words, Han Yulong shouted excitedly: "Okay, enough brother!"

Joan of Arc playfully stuck out her tongue at me and didn't speak.

"Joan of Arc, don't wipe your flying kite flag here! That flag is so heavy, this building can't afford it! ”

"No, it won't! The flying kite flag will not weigh at all in my hands! ”

"Ugh! Is it? ”

"Hmmm! Yes. ”

"By the way, I almost forgot about business! Joan of Arc, come and help me find my trench coat, I have been looking in my house for a long time and can't find it, can you help me see if it has fallen into your house? ”

"Oh!"

Because Xie Yuhan has been selling some things that can't see the sun on the Internet, their rooms are tightly guarded except for sunbathing every Wednesday and Sunday, and they can't see a little sunlight at other times!

And Joan of Arc and I entered the door and slammed it lightly!

After making sure the curtains were still the same, I turned around and grabbed Joan of Arc's shoulder.

"Joan of Arc, listen to me now!"

When Joan of Arc heard this, her face instantly turned red to the root of her ears!

Seeing her like this, I also blushed, and then quickly let go of the hands that were on her shoulders.

After a short period of embarrassment, I scratched my hair and continued: "Xie Yuhan may be in trouble!"

Hearing this, Joan of Arc immediately refreshed!

"What's wrong?"

So, I told me about that text message and my speculation!

"This really doesn't look like what Sister Yuhan said!"

"So be it! I'll plan later, I'll go to the rooftop to meet her to test her authenticity, and you and Brother Han will follow behind. ”

"We set a code, when I asked her to come and hug me, I was ready to fight, and when I shouted "Xie Yuhan" in a particularly loud voice, "Xie Yuhan!" I love you", you just rush over and kill her! ”

"Good!"

"She may already be watching around, and you will talk to Brother Han about this after I go out!"

"Hmm!"

After saying that, I took out the jar containing the exorcism powder from under Xie Yuhan's bed again!

At this point, the jar was full again!

I took off my coat and wrapped some powder and went back to my room, and then I was covered in the powder all over my clothes!

I went up to the rooftop when everything was ready!

……

On the rooftop.

Joan of Arc's flying kite flag slashed at Xie Yuhan with golden light!

Almost at the same time, a big man with a big sword jumped up from the edge of the rooftop, and slashed at Xie Yuhan!

Xie Yuhan did a full set of acts, and as soon as she raised her whip, she fought with Joan of Arc and Han Yulong!

"What are you two doing? I'm Xie Yuhan? ”

This fake Xie Yuhan is still acting.

Joan of Arc Banner Sweep!

"Sister Yuhan can't call me Miss Joan of Arc!"

Han Yulong's big sword slashes diagonally!

"That girl wouldn't say such a sensual thing!"

"Xie Yuhan? How could that lazy, venomous, willful, wanton, impolite, unreasonable, and only known about beating and killing stinky girl lower her arrogant face and say these words that make people vomit blood and numb their skin! ”

"I said you won't catch hostages, don't talk about Joan of Arc, even if you just grab a beautiful girl and send me a photo, I'll run over and be fooled!"

"Even if you're unlucky enough to catch a pretty girl, maybe I'll be merciful and go upstairs to save a cat or a dog!"

"What a pity! You've just fallen in love with that crazy wild girl! I really don't know if I should say that you have low vision, or if I should say that you are stupid! ”

That Xie Yuhan couldn't help but widen his eyes when he heard my words, and his movements slowed down!

I saw that it worked, so I continued!

"If you want to say Xie Yuhan......"

"Enough!"

Xie Yuhan's voice sounded in my ears, and I didn't dare to move as if I was being targeted by a cobra!

A figure stepped out of the shadows of the rooftop!

I looked through the moonlight, and I saw a woman with a black face, walking towards me step by step!

She had her back to the moonlight, so I couldn't see her expression clearly, but I could see her glowing red eyes!

"Who are you?"

The man raised his head and gritted his teeth and said, "Me? I'm the lazy, venomous, willful, wanton, careless, impolite, unreasonable, and only known about beating and killing, why can't I recognize it? ”

I looked at it and screamed as if I had seen a ghost!

"Ah~!"

"Shut up!"

My voice stopped abruptly, and I just felt like something was in my throat and I couldn't make a sound at all!

On the other side, Joan of Arc and Han Yulong's movements also stopped, and neither of them knew what was going on, so they began to stare wide-eyed!

And the person who pretended to be Xie Yuhan naturally stopped, she directly threw Xie Yuhan's whip to Xie Yuhan, and then she put the human skin on her face. The mask was torn off, revealing a baby face that was somewhat similar to Xie Yuhan, but looked much smaller!

"What's going on?"

"Nothing! I just want you to see what the hell is really a big pie face! ”

After saying that, Xie Yuhan raised his whip and killed me viciously!

"Mommy!"

I screamed and ran down the stairs on the rooftop!

I believe that even if Mr. Liu Xiang is at his peak, he may not be able to compare with me!