"Am I saying the wrong thing?" Seeing Zhen Cheng bowing his head and not speaking with a gloomy expression, Sun Jingyi blushed embarrassedly and said, "If you don't want Xinxin to know that you're back, I won't send text messages!" ”

"You're right! It's complicated, you can borrow my phone and use it! Zhen Cheng saw that Tang Wenheng's family was also looking at him, raised his head and said to Sun Jingyi with a wry smile, "I just came back from the mountains today, I lost my phone, and my life was almost gone!" ”

"Here you go!" Sun Jingyi handed the phone to Zhen Cheng, a little embarrassed.

"Uncle, auntie, I'm going to make a call!" Zhen Cheng took the phone, stood up and walked towards the balcony of the Tang family.

"Go ahead, whatever!" Tang Wenheng said.

"Nonsense! Zhen Cheng disappeared for a reason, you can't stop for a while! When Zhen Cheng arrived on the balcony, Tang Zhicheng scolded viciously.

"I'm not wrong!" Sun Jingyi refused to admit defeat and said, "You don't know, Wu Xin is as thin as a monkey now, I feel distressed when I look at it!" You men don't have a good thing! ”

"Ahem!" Tang Wenheng coughed dryly, his throat was a little uncomfortable, and his face was a little red.

"What are you coughing about! What Jingyi said is right! You are happy with red flags fluttering outside, where do you care about the life or death of your own women! Fang Yannan said.

"Look at you, it's not big or small, why are you still involved in me!" Tang Wenheng looked at his wife angrily and complained.

"Stop arguing, all of you! Jingyi, you accompany your parents to eat, choose haode, expensive to eat! Tang Zhicheng knew that Zhen Cheng would not talk about some things in front of his parents, so he took the opportunity to find an excuse to let his parents leave. I haven't seen each other for nearly half a year, and there are so many things to solve. In addition, the woman is gone, it must be Zhen Cheng who asked Xiong Ge to get the woman away.

"What about you?" Sun Jingyi said unhappily, "You can hold the phone for me, don't look at my text messages, do you hear?" ”

"Zhen Cheng and I are waiting to find Xiong Ge! Zhen Cheng said that the woman was taken by Xiong Ge and handed over to Wu Xin's father, I have to go and have a look, right? Tang Zhicheng glared at Sun Jingyi and said domineeringly, "I'll hold the phone for you, and the text message will definitely be read!" ”

"Ahh Sun Jingyi screamed in a little panic, "Don't look at it!" ”

"Jingyi, Zhicheng can show him if he wants to see it, you don't have any secrets, what are you afraid of!" Fang Yannan said with a smile, "You won't suffer a loss, next time Auntie will help you ask for Zhicheng's mobile phone to show you!" ”

"Alright then!" Sun Jingyi reluctantly followed Tang Wenheng and Fang Yannan to the outside of the house.

Watching Sun Jingyi and her parents leave, Tang Zhicheng felt unprecedentedly pure. took out his mobile phone and dialed Xiong Ge's number. Seeing Zhen Cheng making phone calls one by one, Tang Zhicheng also had to say that Zhen Cheng was a big turnip.

"Damn, the phone doesn't work? What are you doing! Tang Zhicheng scolded depressedly, and sat on the sofa boredly waiting for Zhen Cheng to finish chatting on the phone to deal with things.

"Puffy!" Like thunder, "Damn, what are you doing, take a shower?" Tang Zhicheng opened the door and saw Xiong Ge rushing in with sweat, and he didn't take off his shoes, he rushed to the sofa and picked up a large glass of cold water and drank it.

"Slow down, be careful of choking!" Tang Zhicheng can be sure that Zhen Cheng's statement just now that handing over that woman to Wu Tiejun was fake, otherwise Xiong Ge would not be like this.

"Ahem-" Xiong Ge coughed twice cooperatively, and then slumped on the sofa.

"What's wrong with you?" Tang Zhicheng found that Xiong Ge's clothes had a mushy smell, as if something had been burned, sat opposite Xiong Ge, and asked with concern.

"I narrowly escaped death again!" Xiong Ge glanced at Tang Zhicheng and smiled bitterly, "Come twice a day, I almost said goodbye to this shijie twice!" ”

"You're in danger?" Before Tang Zhicheng could speak, Zhen Cheng pushed open the balcony door and walked out.

"Zhen Cheng, my day is your uncle! You almost killed Lao Tzu again! Xiong Ge heard Zhen Cheng's voice and scolded loudly with a red face.

"Calm down, what the hell is going on?" Zhen Cheng stepped forward quickly, gently tapped on Xiong Ge's several acupoints, and then sat next to Tang Zhicheng and looked at Xiong Ge's expression and complexion solemnly.

"I sent the woman to your house as you said, there was a car accident halfway, I went to the toilet with the master because of urgency, and I escaped! Almost, I'll never see you two brutes again! Xiong Ge wailed loudly in horror, "You kid don't go, pretend to be a good person here, and I almost died, you broom star!" ”

"Get out of the way! If I had been a broom star, I would have killed you a long time ago! Junko Yamamoto, how are the Japanese girls? Zhen Cheng scolded and said coldly, "Don't tell me, that woman is still alive!" ”

"I'm alive, the car has been knocked out, and that woman has already turned into black ashes! Turn on the TV, now the news is definitely there! Xiong Ge commanded Tang Zhicheng.

Tang Zhicheng turned on the TV as he said, looked through two channels, and saw the news of the car accident that Xiong Ge said. Looking back, the situation was similar to what Xiong Ge said.

"It's a good thing, it saves you trouble! I'm really sorry to have caused you such a big trouble this time! Zhen Cheng looked at Tang Zhicheng's serious face, "I know what happened, I really didn't expect that so many things have happened in the past few months!" ”

"We're all ready to break up with you, but it's good you're back!" Xiong Ge didn't feel anything when he was tapped a few times by Zhen Cheng, but just a few minutes later, his original fear and irritability were replaced by a cool and comfortable feeling, and the sweat on his forehead disappeared a lot. He was puzzled and asked, "Are you also a point just now?" ”

"Sort of, it can also be said to be acupuncture! It's easy to be scared like that, "Get out!" Where am I ****! Xiong Ge blushed and quibbled.

"Xiong Ge, look at your pants!" Tang Zhicheng wanted to laugh, but the bruises on his face were so uncomfortable that his voice was a little out of tune.

"What's wrong with my pants?" Xiong Ge had a loud voice, but when he looked down, his face suddenly flushed. The location of the little brother, a large, round one, I don't know if it was saliva or Xiong Ge's bodily fluids, left a map with obvious traces.

"Can't get stuck? How do you *** go to the toilet? I think you're in a hurry to jerk off! Luckily, it saved your life! Did you have a car accident, and the little brother didn't lift it! Zhen Cheng looked at Xiong Ge proudly and asked confidently.

"Ah, how do you know? Will it affect sexual performance? Say it! "They are all brothers, and if they are exposed, they will be exposed, and it is a big deal to be ridiculed. But if the little brother is frightened and has impotence and premature ejaculation, it will affect the happiness of a lifetime. Xiong Ge's face was full of horror and asked loudly.

"The elephant of impotence!" Zhen Cheng looked at Xiong Ge with a serious face, "Can you still lift it if you try?" ”

"Ah, don't scare me, I'm only 22!" Xiong Ge had a crying tone in his voice, Tang Zhicheng was also stunned, and quietly tried his own, fortunately, he can stand up!

Xiong Ge didn't care if he was ashamed or not, he opened the zipper, took off his underwear and began to shiyan in front of Zhen Cheng. But it's okay not to shiyan, the more shiyan, the more sweat keeps flowing. The little brother lowered his head, like a defeated Japanese man on the issue.

Zhen Cheng looked at Xiong Ge's complexion carefully, and when he saw Xiong Ge's sweat soaking his chest, a trace of flushing on his face. quickly got up, quickly clicked a few times on Xiong Ge's lower abdomen, and then clapped his hands and said with a smile: "Try again!" ”

"Don't try, I'm done! I'm not a man anymore! Xiong Ge wailed weakly, and when he heard Zhen Cheng's command, his body naturally stood up. Damn, why is it okay again! Xiong Ge shouted with joy, "You brute, did you do it!" ”

"Get out! Damn, if it weren't for Lao Tzu's understanding of medical skills, once it dragged on today, you wouldn't want to be a woman again for the rest of your life! Just let yourself shiyan is the sweat that makes you frightened, and the yang energy is blocked because of the fright, so it just runs up and down! I just grabbed the moment I got through so you could be the same as before. But don't remember that you can't touch a woman for a month, otherwise you'll be impotent, don't blame your buddy for not reminding you! It's not okay to jerk off, but spring dreams can! Zhen Cheng restrained his smile and advised, "Now go take a hot shower and change into a set of dry clothes!" ”

"Damn, I'd rather be rectified, my brother believes in you!" Xiong Ge saw that Zhen Cheng didn't seem to be joking, and he was embarrassed by his suspicions just now, but Daoqian's words couldn't be spoken. After saying a word, he hurriedly rushed to the bathroom of Tang Zhicheng's house.

Tang Zhicheng looked at Zhen Cheng blankly, his eyes full of envy and admiration of the little star.

"You look at me and look at Mao, you are also sick!"

Zhen Cheng was very embarrassed when he saw Tang Zhicheng looking at him blankly. In case Tang Zhicheng likes himself, won't it be troublesome? You know, I like women!

"What's wrong with me?" Tang Zhi, like Lin Mengwei, likes to blush when he is nervous.

"You have the sign of Progeria!" Zhen Cheng looked at Tang Zhicheng's complexion carefully, and said seriously, "How many times a week now?" ”

"Is it the number of stools, or the number of pees?" Tang Zhicheng asked nervously and seriously.

"Mentally retarded! I mean the number of times you*! Zhen Cheng was almost stunned by Tang Zhicheng, and scolded angrily.

Tang Zhicheng lowered his head, his face was as red as a radish, and he slowly raised his left hand and stretched out three fingers.

"Three times a week? It's impossible, I think you've already lost your kidneys, how can it be three times? No way! Zhen Cheng is very confident in his medical skills, because Miao Siren makes himself shiyan every time, and once the time limit is over, he will be tortured. Tang Zhicheng's problem is obviously caused by overindulgence, how can it be normal three times a week.

"Not three times a week. It's five days a week, three times a day! Tang Zhicheng withdrew his hand and said softly with a very ugly face.

"Holy!" Zhen Cheng was speechless and couldn't speak. Damn, this kid also has the potential to support the third and fourth.

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