Chapter One Hundred and Four: Dismounting
This guy is also very bold, and suddenly picked up the human head in the box and carefully identified it. "Hmm...... This guy has his eyes closed, why is this skin so loose? Wait......" He looked and looked, and finally the look on his face turned to excitement, and then let out that duck-like laugh: "Quack, quack, quack...... It's really unexpected, it's really you, it's really you. You bastard, you betrayed me, killed my beloved son, stole my treasure, and made it easy for me to find. How about it, why aren't you arrogant now, are you running out of strength? ......He put the head of the man directly into the box of the head and said, "You immediately make this guy's head into a wine glass, and I will use this guy's head to drink." ”
When I heard this, I unconsciously shrunk my neck. Is this guy human? It's not easy. Look at the bloody human head he was carrying just now, as if he was holding a basket of vegetables. Moreover, this guy also leaned in to take a closer look. If I saw such a head, let alone approached, even if I saw my appetite and began to protest.
What struck me even more was what he had just said. If I heard me correctly, did this man say to drink with this head? This...... But just thinking about it makes me want to throw up. This is a human head, and it is full of brains, how can you drink?
Sure enough, no matter how the Huns changed, they couldn't change their own nature. Sure enough, these people are all beasts, and they are all barbarian people with uncivilized civilization!
"Okay, as long as it is the person who killed the Zhang Xin Nala clan, no matter who it is, it is a friend of our Huns!" This guy hasn't been happy just now, and when he speaks, it's like a dusk drum and morning bell, which makes people feel their ears flutter when they hear it.
"Come on, hurry up and prepare the food and drinks. Today, we are indeed an important guest in the camp. I'm going to feast on you! Wow quack quack ......"
The spittoon guy said and slapped me directly on the shoulder, I suddenly felt that I had dropped a few points, and my shoulder blades seemed to be broken. Otherwise, we're not done with this matter.
But...... After all, they just said they were going to invite me to dinner, so how could I be embarrassed. Forget it, I'll let you go this time.
"Little brother, I look very good when you wear our Hun clothes. Quack...... I like you. ”
Little your grandmother's legs, what kind of eyes do you have, how can you see that I am small? How am I small? Hmph, it's strange to tell you that some parts of me don't scare you to death.
Small...... Hmph, your whole family is small!
"Thank you, Lord Spittoon, for the compliment, I'm honored." I said.
This guy was stunned, looked at me inexplicably and said, "I didn't hear what you said clearly just now, you say it again!" ”
"Ah...... This one...... Hehe, I'm talking about thank you for your compliment. "How did you think in your heart and say it as soon as you say it? If this guy is unwilling, and when he gets angry, will I be like the old woman, and the head will be made into a wine glass?
"What's the matter, how do I feel like you're talking about a spittoon?" The guy scratched his head suspiciously and said, "Maybe I didn't wake up." You know, if someone called me a spittoon, I'd kill this guy. By the way, do you like the head wine glass, if you like, I'll give you one? ”
"Thank you for your phlegm...... For adults alone, I'm ...... I can't afford that...... "It's okay now, I feel stunned, the head on my neck isn't my own." This Hun is so terrible that talking to them is like having a sword hanging over your head at any time.
"Alright, Father, look at how scared you are. People are from the Han Dynasty, how can they like our head wine glasses? I'm afraid I'll vomit when I see it, how can I drink! "Princess Zhen'er Mi came forward to help me out at this time, and I quickly glanced at her.
"Let's stand outside and talk about how hot it is, let's go inside the tent."
Seriously, I've never seen a tent this big, and it's much more luxurious than the tent of an old woman of the Wild Bird Clan. If you look at the area of space, there are two basketball courts as big as that, and I guess it's okay to play football in it. Look around the tent, it's covered in skins. In addition to these, there are wolf heads, tiger heads, deer heads, bear heads, well, there are even human heads? It's really unbearable to know, and I'm shocked when I see it. It's too strong to sleep in it this night, don't you feel horrible?
It's really a spittoon room, everything looks so murderous. Seriously, I was stunned, and if I were put to sleep in it, I would have been able to go straight away. Grandma's, isn't this guy a pervert, how can he collect so many animal heads.
Well...... It was when I was stunned that this spittoon master changed into a mighty tiger head cape coat. He threw his coat back and sat excitedly on the throne of the wolf king's skin on the top.
It's really majestic, it's really domineering and invincible.
It seems that the momentum of this leader is really not learned by ordinary people. Even if I wore this guy's clothes, I wouldn't be able to become a spittoon!
Princess Makomi and several important leaders under the spittoon sat on a row of tables on the left. The three of us were arranged at a row of tables on the right. At this time, the terrifying spittoon lord began to speak directly: "Sit down three, which of you is an envoy sent by the Han Dynasty to envoy the Xiongnu?" ”
I looked left and right, Su Wu seemed to be asleep, and Xiao Rou looked at me directly with an expressionless face. Forget it, I can't point to these two people, it's really Adou who can't be helped.
"In Xia Dongfang Shuo, it was an envoy sent by the Son of Heaven of the Han Dynasty to envoy the Xiongnu. These two people are my entourage, he is the Zhonglang general Su Wu, he ...... Well, his name is Wei Zifu, and he is my personal bodyguard! ”
When Su Wu heard this, his slightly closed eyes opened directly and glared at me fiercely. The two hands showed their middle fingers, of course, this is very secret, and others can't see it.
When Xiao Rou heard this, her expressionless face twitched slightly, then stared at me and smiled. I didn't see her smiling face, but the slashing action under the smiling face.
Hehe, I don't care if you despise me now, or if you want to kill me. I'll be a little more powerful and let me be our leader. Hey, this feels like one word - cool!
"Dongfang Shuo, well, a good name, I didn't expect that you people in the Han Dynasty still have capable people who can kill that woman. Originally, I thought that the Han Dynasty was a group of rice buckets with no skills. ”
Yo, what's the matter, as soon as you come to your territory, do you want to give me a dismount first?
When his generals heard these words, they laughed directly. This sarcastic laughter seems to say: Look, this is the Han Dynasty, the people of the Han Dynasty are all rice buckets and waste!