"I'm rubbing, you two are playing really?" Qin Xianglin looked at the two of them in disbelief.

However, the two glanced at Qin Xianglin, their faces were firm, not like they were joking.

"Yo, yes, since that's the case, then draw your sword, rival in love!" Qin Xianglin also said viciously to the two of them.

After speaking, Qin Xianglin sat on Qingpeng, holding the horns of the green cow with both hands, and muttered in his heart: "If this is the case, Zhu Bajie can be ignored, and there is absolutely no threat." ”

It's this Tang Sanzang, this deputy monk Nirvana, who gives people a feeling of being high and having no desires, and has its own passivity: I want to capture and indulge.

However, this is not afraid, after all, Qin is familiar with the Douyin flirting girl routine, and he feels that he is not right to lose to him.

Today, we are only rivals in love, not master and apprentice. Tang Sanzang looked at Qin Xianglin and Zhu Bajie, and said very viciously.

Zhu Bajie's face sank, looked at the two of them, and said very firmly: "Okay, this is all what you said, let's say it in advance, this time we still rely on our own abilities, and when the time comes, don't use the identity of the master or senior brother to press me." ”

"Hehe..."

Qin Xianglin and Tang Sanzang glanced at each other, looked at Zhu Bajie with disdain and smiled.

Coincidentally, neither of them took Zhu Bajie seriously.

"Okay, Wukong, how do we cross this river now?" Tang Sanzang asked, looking ahead.

Qin Xianglin sat on the green bank and said with a smile: "That's not easy, look at me." ”

"Hey!"

"Is there a boat? ?..."

Forehead...

This guy, Tang Sanzang and a few people are also drunk, can you not shout like this every time you meet the river, okay?

However, after Qin Xianglin finished shouting, the boat didn't come, but Qin Xianglin got excited by himself.

I saw Qin Xianglin holding the horn of the green cow with one hand and singing: "There is a long dropper car in front of my brother's door... , a pair of dada dripping cars in front of my sister..."

Bah... Recently, some have drifted.

Tang Sanzang and the others also looked at Qin Xianglin very indifferently, after all, this guy is versatile, they know it.

The green ox spirit that was ridden by Qin Xianglin was drunk, you can sing and sing, what are you holding my horns to shake?

"Wukong, look, there's a ship coming ahead. Tang Sanzang pointed ahead and said happily.

Qin Xianglin looked up and saw that a good woman had indeed come rowing a boat.

"Elders, what are you going to do here?" the woman's eyes glowed a little as she looked at Tang Sanzang and the others, and asked.

As she spoke, the woman's eyes were still flirting wildly on several people, this guy, the Sha monk who saw it was a little blushing.

"Amitabha, Lao Qu is a monk from the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Soil, going to the West Heaven to learn scriptures, I don't know if this female benefactor, can you let us master and apprentice everyone, take a trip to your ship?" Tang Sanzang looked at the woman and said very calmly.

"Hehe, yes, elders, come up quickly. The woman looked at a few people and smiled happily, Na Ni seems to be the kind of person standing on the street, big brother is here to play.

Nima, this guy made Qin Xianglin not calm down.

On the boat, Qin Xianglin was admiring the scenery everywhere, and he was full of emotion in his heart, and finally he didn't have to be too cowardly.

"Hey, master, come and taste it, this river is quite sweet. ”

Zhu Bajie took a sip of the water of the Zimu River and tried it, and gave Tang Sanzang some too.

And Qin Xianglin on the side only cared about admiring the picturesque scenery, and didn't notice it.

After Zhu Bajie gave Tang Sanzang a drink of river water, he walked to the back and helped the woman row...

The two of them rowed a boat, and they were having a good time...

After admiring it, Qin Xianglin sighed with emotion: "Looking at this picturesque scenery, I wanted to chant poetry in the world, but I have no culture, so I can only... it... It's so big... It's really big..."

"It's so big..."

Qin Xianglin, who was speaking, looked at Zhu Bajie's stomach and said with a surprised expression.

At the same time as Qin Xianglin finished speaking, Tang Sanzang's stomach had already risen.

This guy, Qin Xianglin also came back to his senses, yes, there is nothing wrong with this Zimu River, this river water is six, and this river water is full-time infertility.

Thinking about it, Qin Xianglin directly took out the jade net bottle and filled it with a lot.

After all, this is a good thing, and when I have the opportunity to return to the earth in the future, I hope to sell this, and it will be worth more than 100 million.

"Wukong, you actually deceived as a teacher, you still said that there are no monsters, look, you look at the master's belly, what's going on?" Tang Sanzang looked at Qin Xianglin very depressed and complained.

"Senior brother, please save me, the old pig's belly is about to explode, it's already big, but it's even more terrifying now. Zhu Bajie was also a little depressed.

"Master, don't panic, this is not a monster, this is that you are pregnant, you can rest assured, even if you don't have organs, it's fine. ”

"Qin will have a caesarean section a little, and when we go ashore, I will take out this child for you. Qin Xianglin looked at the two of them and comforted.

Nima?

Tang Sanzang and Zhu Bajie were a little confused, what the hell, how could this big man get pregnant in a good manner?

"Haha, elders, I forgot to remind you just now, this river is called Zimu River, as long as you drink the water of this river, whether male or female, you will get pregnant. The woman laughed and explained.

At this time, Tang Sanzang and Zhu Bajie also looked at Qin Xianglin unkindly, which made Qin Xianglin depressed for a while, and said in his heart: "You two watch me do wool like this, do you blame me?"

"Wukong, you're naughty again, why don't you remind you to be a teacher, aren't you afraid of fair competition but a teacher?" Tang Sanzang looked at Qin Xianglin and said with a lot of resentment.

Zhu Bajie also looked at Qin Xianglin very depressed and muttered: "Hmph, I think it must be, Brother Monkey must be afraid that we can't compete with us, and then deliberately didn't tell us." ”

Your uncle's...

Qin Xianglin was also drunk, "I'm going to say that I really forgot, do you two believe it?"

Besides, Qin Xianglin didn't expect that Zhu Bajie and the others would drink this river water, judging from Qin Xianglin's later generations, even if this river water is clear, but it can't be drunk directly, how many bacteria do you have to have...

"I really don't blame me, besides, just the two of you are competitors, and I don't see it. Looking at the resentful eyes of the two, Qin Xianglin opened his mouth to explain.

"Huh!"

Tang Sanzang and Zhu Bajie directly gave Qin Xianglin a roll of his eyes.

These two people dared to vouch for the child in their wombs, Qin Xianglin's work was definitely deliberate.

I rub...

Looking at the two of them, Qin Xianglin was also very depressed, I really didn't mean it, why don't you believe it?

"Say, Wukong, what are you going to do as a teacher?" Tang Sanzang asked a little depressed.

"That's right, senior brother, even if you win this time, it will be a victory, and neither I nor the master will obey you. Zhu Bajie was also a little contemptuous.

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