At the entrance of the city museum, next to a beautiful red Ferrari, there was a cool guy wearing a windbreaker and a gentleman's hat on his head. He looked left and right, and pulled out a cigar and a silver lighter.

"When."

What's the situation, didn't ignite? This broken lighter!

The way he lit a cigarette immediately revealed his lack of experience, he was not a long-term smoker at all, and people who smoked often knew that when lighting a cigarette, he should use one hand to block the flame and the other hand to light the lighter. That's it, and I'm still stupidly smoking, I'm really speechless.

"Dang, dang." After two voices, the lighter was still not lit, and it could be seen that this guy was a little anxious. He looked left and right, but fortunately others didn't notice his embarrassment, otherwise, how would he see people.

"Dang, dang, dang, ......dang, dang" After a series of bewildered voices, he finally couldn't bear it anymore, so much so that he threw the lighter on the ground and said angrily: "Damn, a small fireboat dares to bully me and seek death!" ”

Seriously, this lighter has already made this guy scorched, that cigarette is like a devil, it just doesn't light a cigarette, he feels extremely embarrassed!

"Didi!" At this moment, a head poked out of the Ferrari sports car: "Hey, man, you've been standing next to my car for five minutes, please get out of the way, don't get in my way." I'm telling you, good dogs aren't in the way! ”

"Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry." He saluted and stepped out of the way, his expression full of apologies: "I'm sorry, I didn't know you were in the car." Oh yes, sir, do you have a fire? ”

"My mother, Lao Tzu is angry when he sees your appearance, and you still ask such a question. Isn't it true to light a cigarette? I've seen you order it a dozen times just now, rubbish! The owner of the car directly took out a few hundred-yuan bills in the car, then lit them, and said directly to the cool brother in the windbreaker: "Idiot, such a big fire should be able to light your broken cigarettes." Get out of the ......" said that, he stepped on the accelerator, spewed out an arrogant arrogance and drove away.

This guy took the burning banknotes and rushed to the back of the car in the distance, and scolded indignantly: "Grandma, it's great to be rich, who do you think you are?" Little Pony? Depend on! ”

While cursing, he hurriedly extinguished the banknote: "Huhu...... Grandma's, it's a waste, I hope this money can still be used, grandma's, a small profit, it's not bad! ”

"Inspector Zhao, are you here......" A man with a police officer in a hat walked over and talked directly to him: "Our director has been waiting for you for a long time." Oh...... Ha ha...... By the way, you were standing next to Ferrari, I thought it was yours! ”

"This ...... Ha ha...... Of course not, how could I buy such a tacky car, I came on foot, green and energy-saving, how nice. ”

"Really? Inspector Zhao really follows the current fashion concept! By the way, why didn't you drive your second-hand classic car Santana 2000? Could it be...... Is it broken again? ”

"Nonsense, that's my baby car, how could it break!"

"Oh? Then why did you have to walk through, is it afraid of affecting the city's appearance, or do you feel ashamed of yourself and don't want to drive up? ”

"Why, don't talk nonsense. My baby was painted two days ago, refurbished, how can it break. I...... I'm lending it to someone else. ”

"Oh my God, how could someone borrow your car, could it be that person has something wrong with his brain?"

"Of course not, actually...... Ha ha. I forcibly lent it to him, hoping that he would break down and pay me a new car...... Hahaha...... Clever, right?

"You...... Oops, I don't even know what adjectives to use to describe you; Belch. You are truly a man of God, and I admire you enough. It seems that when I deal with you in the future, I really have to watch out for you! ”

"Ahaha...... Don't talk about this, don't talk about this, where is your director? ”

"He's in the museum, and you'll find him when you go in. I'm going to take care of the outside here, so I won't take you in, you can find it yourself." ”

The guy walked around the museum and finally found the director in the crowd.

He ran over happily, and almost got a dog to eat during the process, but fortunately the kid reacted quickly and stood up at once.

"Aha, Lord Director, I came when I heard your application, so anxious, what's the important matter?"

"Get rid of it, please don't be so perfunctory when you use words in the future! It doesn't seem right to respond, it should be a summoning! ”

"Yes, I'm in too much of a hurry, and when I'm nervous, I'll make a mistake, don't care about this little detail."

"It's good that you're here, we have a supernatural incident here, and we need you, the big detective of the supernatural detective agency, to come out!"

"Hehe, I'll be embarrassed if you praise me like this! What the hell is going on? ”

"This ...... It's hard to say, you better follow me to take a look! ”

The two of them came to the corpse of the ancient male corpse on display, which was already full of people, and everyone looked very serious.

Inspector Zhao saw two guards lying on the ground in the crowd at a glance!

"Huh? These two people are really immortals, and they can sleep calmly among so many people, this is simply a character that I admire! He became interested, and as he stepped forward, he said, "Director, don't be angry, I can do a small thing like this myself." Don't look at these two people sleeping like this, I don't have to worry about it, I'll help you wake them up! ”

Inspector Zhao squatted down, cleared his throat and said, "Hey, I said brothers, wo woo...... The rooster announces, the lazy worm gets up and pulls! …… Ay? Still not awake? Giggle eggs ~ hens lay eggs, lazy insects eat pull! …… Still not awake? Feed! Your directors are here, and your wages have been deducted!! …… Oh, Director, why are you pulling the corners of my clothes? ”

"I say, please be respectful of the deceased!"

"Why should I respect these two people, they are both sleeping here, obviously trying to be lazy...... Wait a minute, what did you just say? What the...... Die...... Decedent. Are you saying both of them are dead? ”

"Yes!" The director nodded helplessly.

"Oh, my mother......" Inspector Zhao suddenly bounced up on the ground and jumped directly into the director's arms. The director skillfully stretched out his hands and hugged the guy.

"I said Inspector Zhao, ......"

"Uh-huh, what?"

"You seem to be a little thinner than the last time you had a dead person case in a haunted house!"

"This ...... Just after the epidemic, my financial strength has not yet come up, and it is a common thing that I can't eat enough. ”

"Come down, you, I can't stand it anymore." The director threw him to the ground at once.

"Ahem...... Inspector Zhao stood up directly, patted the dust on his body and said, "This...... How did these two people die? He was frightened, and there were tears in his eyes.

The director snickered, but did not debunk it. He replied: "One or two sentences are not clear, come, let's go to the monitoring room and have a look!" The director took Inspector Zhao to the monitoring room. The director was on the computer, found a screen and clicked a few times, and then, the automatic player came.

And in the picture, it is exactly how the male corpse happened, and then ruthlessly killed the two guards who heard the news!