Chapter 1045: Digging a Pit
As soon as Yazhi came back, he clapped his palms and shouted, "Everyone come out, I found a chance to enter the palace, who wants to enter the palace with me." ”
As soon as these words came out, the meditator immediately jumped up and rushed into the courtyard, waving his hands and shouting, "I'll go, I'll go, I'll go!" ”
The people in the courtyard directly surrounded Yazhi, gossiping about the situation, and the sparkling eyes told Yazhi that they wanted to go too.
"Senior sister, do you really have a chance to enter the palace? Is the palace big? What's in there, people haven't broken in a few times, I'm really curious. ”
A sweet-looking girl asked loudly, her eyes full of I want to enter the palace.
"Senior sister, you still have the ability, you actually thought of a way, we thought of many ways to succeed."
"That's it, senior sister is too powerful."
Yazhi enjoyed everyone's compliments, and by the way, she also pinched the face of her sister and sister, touched it twice, and the little *** took advantage of it, silently and full of a sense of achievement.
If Li Dongyang saw this scene, he would definitely stare at the innocent eyes and scold Yazhi for being a liar!
Cheat! What else do you say to serve her, it's obviously lace, why wait!
After Li Dongyang left the palace, he followed the butterfly guide all the way to the south of the city, and easily found this big courtyard, which the butterfly lead got from Feng Erniang.
After Li Dongyang's improvement, there is no need to do so much about taking *** medicine, as long as you put a little medicine on the other party, the butterfly can smell and find it.
Put away the butterfly lead, Li Dongyang walked on the stone road with crutches and three shakes, his ears were high, listening to the movement inside, and his divine sense was quietly put in.
This is unbelievable, the women of the first courtyard are full of flowers, why is this Xingyuemen all female disciples, but to be honest, Yazhi's appearance is really not brilliant in it.
But Yazhi's popularity is really good, and the left *** hugs *** and the right *** hugs and chats so unhappily.
Li Dongyang who watched this time was envious, this woman didn't know how to do it, she was more manly than a man.
In the courtyard, Yazhi took out three places, let everyone compete for talents, those who have the ability to enter the palace, and those who do not have the ability to wait outside the palace to respond, as long as they do this vote, the benefits are greatly reduced.
"There are big benefits, and good things will be prickly, and if you don't do it, you will lose your head." Li Dongyang walked slowly, shook his head and sighed, it is not false to die by man.
Knowing the foothold and understanding the other party's goal, Li Dongyang left slowly, he was going to prepare a big pit and pit all those guys with ghosts into it, leaving no one behind.
On the pit people, Li Dongyang asked himself that he was the second in the world, and the first one had not yet been born.
No, the first one may have been born, but Li Dongyang hasn't found out yet.
In the palace, Fengyang and the little witch sat in the courtyard drinking tea, next to them were three children playing, and Yuan'er came to the palace maid with a cup of tea and invited the palace maid to drink tea.
The little palace maid was very moved, she didn't dare to drink the tea sent by the little prince, but the little prince kept letting her drink it, and she didn't dare to refuse, so the little palace maid drank the tea, and then the little palace maid vomited.
The tea is very fragrant, but there is an extra taste of material in the tea, and I don't know where the little prince got it, it is actually a shell, this, this thing, anyone who sees it will vomit.
Yuan'er covered her little nose and ran away with a smile, and while running, she disliked that the little palace maid was too dirty, and she actually vomited in front of everyone!
Fengyang was speechless, and ordered the little palace maid to go down to rest, give her a day to rest, and it was best not to touch the food sent by Yuan'er in the future, and the little palace maid wept and thanked her for retreating.
The little witch is catching the chicken feather bullet and chasing Yuan'er, this little bastard is so lawless, this is the palace, where did he get the shit shell Lang?
"Stinky boy, you stand with me." The little witch yelled.
"Don't stop."
Yuan'er replied with a milky voice, not only did not stop, but also ran towards the Rende Palace, which was where grandma worked, as long as she escaped there, it would be safe.
"Who does Yuan'er's character look like?" Feng Yang asked helplessly.
The nurse shook her head, not daring to say that Yuan'er was like a little witch, she was afraid that she would be rectified by the little witch when she turned around.
Dudu and Ruo'er Jiao laughed and chased after them, they were going to the play, and the two little guys were chatting while running.
"Brother, you are too powerful, how do you know that can be raised after a long time?" Ruo'er asked with admiration.
"Of course, you don't look at who your brother is." Dudu is quite proud, and his chin is raised high.
The palace maid and eunuch who were waiting next to him fell to the ground, and the feeling was given by the eldest prince?
God, who can tell them when the eldest prince raised a shell, really curious.
"Brother, do you dare to give the green-headed fly to your father?"
Ruo'er asked again, her big black grape-like eyes shining, and it seemed that as long as she nodded, those eyes could burst out with a divine light of admiration.
Sure enough, Dudu couldn't stand that kind of look, and pretended to nod calmly: "Of course, it's a little meaning." ”
The little hand patted his chest, full of confidence, looked left and right, pointed to the palace maid and eunuch and said: "If any of you dare to tell the truth, this prince will punish you to wash the toilet and wash it for a lifetime." ”
What a scary punishment!
The palace maids and eunuchs knelt on the ground, and they didn't dare to say anything, they were born as princes, and they died as princes' ghosts, and they categorically did not dare to betray the prince, and the betrayers would not end well.
This statement made Dudu very satisfied, took Ruo'er's little hand, and said as he walked: "I just need to move my mouth, and Yuan'er can do it." ”
Ruo'er showed a little look of admiration, and praised his brother for being so good, his brother is the most powerful, and there is nothing difficult for his brother in the world.
Ruo'er's little *** mouth is not an ordinary person who can praise people, the two big eyes smiled like a crescent moon, and the praise was happy and smiling.
Feng Yang followed from a distance, covered his head and looked at the nurse, and asked, "Who are these two like?" ”
The nurse is even more afraid to speak, can you say that these two are quite like the queen's mother?
Of course, I can't say this, the queen mother is the main mother of a country, when has she ever been so naughty, at least the queen mother has not let King Yun eat green-headed flies, at most let King Yun pull for a day and a half.
In the Hall of Rende, Meng Kexin was discussing national affairs with the minister, and there was a cry for help from Yuan'er outside the hall.
"Grandma, grandma, save Yuan'er, Yuan'er's fart is about to bloom."
The little long sound dragged on, ouch, the hearts of the people who listened to it were full of joy, and Meng Kexin couldn't stand the milk sound.
As soon as I heard that the fart *** stock was about to bloom, hurry up and let Gonggong Fu catch up, don't be a little witch and beat people again.
"Father-in-law Fu hasn't arrived at the door yet, Yuan'er shot in like a bullet, and walked through the flow of people with his little short legs to the dragon case, and he didn't jump a few times as high as the dragon case.
This action amused the hundred officials, and the little guy looked left and right, climbed up the steps, and complained while climbing, which meant that the little witch had beaten him again.
It's only been a long time since I came back to the palace, and the farts have bloomed several times, and they can attract butterflies.