Chapter 537: His Royal Highness King Wei Has Been Stabbed? How don't you know (ask for subscriptions and ask for tickets)
"Brother Chu Bi, please touch your conscience when you say this."
Li Ke was suddenly unhappy, if it weren't for the demon moth made by Brother Bi, his name Li Ke would be written upside down.
"You haven't even said anything, how do I know if I have anything to do with it?"
"Haven't you heard the rumors in the market, saying that my fourth brother took a soldering iron to treat hemorrhoids, uh-huh......"
"There are even more bizarre rumors, some have invited the Taoist priest of Zhongnan Mountain to exorcise evil spirits for that kid, and there are also those who poke their eyes with a peachwood sword, hahaha......"
Li Ke, the elder brother, did not feel ashamed of laughing at his fourth brother who was not big-hearted.
Cheng Chubi also heard it happily, and laughed crookedly.
Uncle Fu, the housekeeper, is really worthy of being an old driver, and he can make up such a fresh and refined market rumor.
"His Royal Highness King Wei has already been stabbed? How I don't know. ”
Li Ke glanced at Cheng Chubi, who had no flaws on his face, and could only give up his plan to get to the bottom of it.
Anyway, if he can steal the schadenfreude, of course Cheng Chubi will not admit that he has a relationship with half a copper plate.
He must not know about the rumors that have spread in the market of Chang'an City about His Royal Highness King Wei being stabbed in the eye.
Conscience is a thing, it depends on who you are facing, and when you are facing the kind of goods like Li Tai, the king of Wei, do you need that thing?
After a short time, he rushed to the Wei Palace, and saw the person in charge, Li Gongcheng, standing at the door and looking around.
Seeing Cheng Chubi and Li Ke coming together, he reluctantly showed a smile and saluted the two.
"The slave maid has seen His Royal Highness King Wu, and the process is too often."
After Li Ke raised his hand with a smile, he lowered his voice and inquired very gossipily.
"No need to be polite, is my fourth brother ready? I don't think it's going to be like that today. ”
Gonggong Li's face turned black in an instant, but he was facing His Royal Highness King Wu, and he could only smile reluctantly.
"Your Highness, don't worry, my Highness is doing business as usual today, and there will be no problems."
"Well, that's good." After Li Ke teased a few words, he strode towards the palace of King Wei.
Cheng Chubi also led Zhang Jin and Deng Chengxin, the two assistants, into the Wei Palace.
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"Cheng Taichang, I heard that there are rumors in Chang'an City that are not good for the reputation of His Royal Highness, I don't know if Cheng Taichang can know?"
Gonggong Li was two steps behind, walked side by side with Cheng Chubi, and said in a low voice.
"What a rumor, let's hear it." Cheng Chubi had a shocked and innocent expression.
“…… Could it be that Cheng Taichang really doesn't know? ”
Gonggong Li carefully looked at Cheng Chubi's micro-expression, but unfortunately, he was facing an actor whose micro-expression control was comparable to that of the Oscar-winning actor.
Cheng Chubi suddenly glared at him unhappily and said angrily. "Father-in-law Li, what do you mean by this, what, doubt me?"
"Otherwise, your Wei Wangfu will investigate this matter clearly first, and return me a clean slate, so that I can treat your Royal Highness innocently?"
"......" Gonggong Li saw Cheng Chubi's appearance. A stalk in my heart, you're enough of your mother!
But now, His Royal Highness has been hungry for a day, and the hemorrhoids have experienced the suffering of the last time, which has made His Highness even more restless.
If it drags on any longer, he doesn't dare to take this responsibility, so he can only quickly admit it.
Seeing that this guy confessed, Cheng Chubi snorted muffled and continued to stride forward.
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Cheng Chubi was led by Gonggong Li to the quiet room that had been converted into a ward.
Stepping into the room, he first saluted Li Tai, the king of Wei, who had a very reluctant and perfunctory smile on his face.
After saying a few kind words that were not nutritious at all and seemed very perfunctory, Cheng Chubi began to find a place to change clothes with his two assistants.
Then, a preoperative enema was given to Li Tai, a fat man, so that he could empty his intestines for surgery later.
After all, Cheng Chubi will try his best to prevent all accidents when doing anorectal surgery.
Without waiting too long, Li Tai walked out of the quiet room wearing a set of hospital uniforms that did not fit well.
As soon as he walked out of the quiet room, his eyes suddenly froze, and he saw a small carbon stove.
I even saw one of the guys in white clothes, white hats and white masks, and pestle the soldering iron he had seen into the carbon stove.
"Cheng Taichang, this, what does this mean?"
Li Tai, the king of Wei, was directly anxious, and his big hand steadily grabbed the door frame, and he was unwilling to move a step out.
Cheng Chubi took off his mask and pointed to the small charcoal stove that he specially asked Gonggong Li to send someone to get.
"This is just in case, rest assured, Your Highness, when the time comes, I will turn you over, you will definitely not know anything."
“???” Li Tai's face turned black into the background color of the pot. I don't know if Shente Niang's hemp is turned over, but that's my eyes and my back garden.
At this moment, I suddenly heard a low cry from not far away to see His Majesty.
Cheng Chubi, who was teasing Li Tai, the king of Wei, had a stiff face, turned his head, and saw that His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, dressed in epic equipment, had arrived on the battlefield.
Beside him is still Zhao Kun, the head of the henchmen and guards with a heroic face.
The moment the "Father ......" saw Li Shimin, the eyes of Li Tai, the king of Wei, turned red directly, and his cry was full of grievances.
"Qingque, what's wrong......" Hearing this affectionate call, Li Shimin showed a concerned expression and walked forward quickly.
"Father, look at the ...... over there" Li Tai looked aggrieved, raised his finger, and pointed to the charcoal stove with a soldering iron.
Li Shimin's brows furrowed in confusion and looked at Cheng Chubi. "Cheng Sanlang, what is that?"
Cheng Chubi quickly stepped forward and bowed respectfully to Li Shimin and explained.
"The little nephew has seen my uncle, and it is a soldering iron used to stop bleeding."
Li Shimin's face suddenly darkened, and the whole person couldn't be calm. "Soldering iron, stop the bleeding?"
"Exactly." Cheng Chubi's expression was so serious that he seemed to be discussing the major matters of life and death.
"After the minister decided to operate on His Royal Highness the King of Wei, he had already tested the animals repeatedly, and found that the position of the paula was not large, and the maneuverable space was small."
"Therefore, if you want to stop bleeding with sutures in time, there are certain operational difficulties."
"Therefore, I consulted this expert in proctology, Dr. Zhang, and after our repeated trials, I felt that it was best to prepare with both hands."
“???” Zhang Jin was a little confused, and he saw the dangerous eyes of his senior brother Cheng Chubi, and he understood in an instant.
Hurriedly took off his mask and strode forward to salute Li Shimin.
"See Your Majesty, the grass people's treatment of Gu Dao is indeed as Cheng Taichang said, after all, there are many blood vessels there, and if you are not careful, you may have an accident......
"Therefore, Caomin and Cheng Taichang have repeatedly discussed how to minimize the damage of surgery to His Royal Highness......
Li Ke stood aside, his expression was a little, well, weird, his eyes were swaying on these two people.
I always feel that these two guys who like to use knives to solve the pain of patients are talking serious nonsense.
But there is no evidence at all.
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