Chapter 1: I, Flip the Table

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"The courtier Yu Shi Sun Mo worshipped: Now that the Jin people are exterminating the Liao and dividing their troops south, it is really difficult to resist it. Now that the Jin soldiers are less than 100 miles away from the city, the minister thinks that at this time, he should take peace as the top. ”

On the golden weaving dragon chair, Zhao Huan's eyes were confused, and he seemed to be looking at Sun Mo and the ministers who nodded in agreement, but in fact, he was looking at the gloomy sky outside the Zichen Palace.

Since he crossed over, Zhao Huan has been thinking about a question: What kind of grudge do you have with God?

In his previous life, he let himself cross into the unlucky egg of Emperor Chongzhen, and finally turned the waves against the wind for a lifetime, but after hanging up, he actually crossed over again, and let himself cross into the unlucky guy of Zhao Huan?

Zhao Huan, male, born on May 23, 1100, 26 years old, occupation: the last emperor of the Northern Song Dynasty, and the second treasure of the three auspicious treasures of the Zhao family, year name: Jingkang, reign time: 2 years, death time: June 29, 1156, temple name: Qinzong, nickname: Gongwen Shunde Renxiao Emperor.

Chin, Jing also. The inner and outer sections are called Qin, and they are not enough to be called Qin.

Who's honored? For whom? And why is it so insufficient?

Thinking of this, Zhao Traverser Huan, who was sitting on the dragon chair, couldn't help but sigh secretly again-is it a tribute to give it to the country? Expanding (looting) gold and silver in Bianjing City can be regarded as internal and external savings?

What made Zhao Huan even more unhappy was that today happened to be the fourth day of the first month of the first year of Jingkang, and Wanyan Zongwang had already killed him with 70,000 horses and thick smoke, and he was about to go to Bianjing City!

When he first crossed over, Zhao Huan was not nervous at all.

Although he was just a street writer who was transferred from a programming ape in his previous life, he had been an arbitrary emperor for decades in his previous life, even if he knew that the Dajin Kingdom at this time was a real Jurchen who was not satisfied with ten thousand and was invincible, Zhao Huan still did not panic.

is different from the poor Da Ming who only has bones left, at this time, the Great Song Dynasty wants money and money, and he wants people, and if he really does it with the surname, he may not know who will suffer!

However, as Mr. Xunfei said, the ideal is very plump, and the reality is very skinny.

The reality of the awkward person slapped Zhao Huan directly in the face-

On the first day of the crossing, the fools in the court took the lanterns sent into the palace by the people and said that they were dedicated to them to celebrate the Yuan Festival, and the good intentions of the people could not be disappointed, and there were still many opportunities to turn the tables, so Zhao Huan chose to laugh.

The next day after the crossing, that is, on the third day of the first month of the first year of Jingkang, in the spirit of the Pingtou brother who looked down on life and death and did not accept it, Zhao Huan planned to take the forbidden army to ambush the surname.

But as the emperor's great treasure, Zhao Jixiang directly took the only 20 million money in the treasury and ran away with his henchmen Cai Jing, Gao Yu and others, and even the 200,000 forbidden troops in Bianjing City were all brought to Bozhou to burn incense......

At the same time, Zhao Si, the king of Yue, jumped out to oppose his personal conscription, and 56 officials, large and small, such as the Ministry of Industry and the Ministry of Officials, even fled with their seals......

On the third day after the crossing, he was repeatedly slapped in the face, and Jin Bing had crossed the river, and Zhao Huan, who finally got serious, decided to hold a meeting to unify his opinions.

However, because of the holiday, the officials of all sizes in the court chose to go home on vacation, and no one went to the court at all......

Yes, you read that right, there were as many as 124 legal holidays in the Great Song Dynasty, which was 7 more than the later Celestial Empire -

Even if the Jin soldiers have crossed the Yellow River, and they are about to go to Bianjing City, the officials and men of the Great Song Dynasty still should have a holiday, and they should go to the Qinglou, and they have not missed a day of vacation.

Zhao Huan, who had a group of pig teammates, could only give up the plan to just face it, and then on the fourth day after the crossing, let the Privy Council arrange for people to burn the pontoon bridge, and at the same time set up an ambush near the left of the Yellow River, and when the Jin soldiers crossed the river, they would attack halfway -

The number of horses brought by Wanyan Zongwang is as high as 70,000, in addition to the 50,000 signing army, there are 7,000 of the remaining two foreign armies, and there are no big boats in the hands of the Jin soldiers, and if they want to cross the river by small boats, it will take several days at the earliest.

In history, Wanyan Zongwang led his troops to cross the river, that is, the small boats used, each small boat could only hold a few people, and it took five days for the cavalry to complete the river crossing, and after crossing the river, because of the chaos, even the most basic military formation could not be maintained.

If you play a half-crossing attack when the cavalry crosses and the infantry does not gather, even if you can't completely kill Yan Zongwang, at least you can make the surname Wan's muscles and bones move.

But as Mr. Shenfei said, you never know how many pig teammates you have—

The sand sculpture of Liang Fangping, who was sent by the Privy Council, did burn the bridge, but the goods ran away after the bridge was burned! Run!

Wanyan Zongwang even ridiculed because of this: The Southern Dynasty can be said to be unmanned, if there are one or two thousand people in the Ning River, how can my generation cross it?

The best opportunity to turn the tables was wasted in vain, laying a solid foundation for the only shameful event to be staged next year, Jingkang's shame in the past:

Because Bianjing City was not broken by the Jin soldiers at all, but sent the monarchs and ministers to give it to them together, so that more than 14,000 people, including Huizong, Qinzong, the royal family, the royal family, nobles, close ministers, and various craftsmen, were taken captive to the Jin State.

Because Zhao Song wanted to make up the military expenses for the Jin soldiers, and the money in the treasury was taken away by Zhao Ji and squandered, so in addition to looting in Bianjing City when the peace was negotiated, the poor and crazy Great Song Dynasty court also packed the emperor, the princess, and the noblewoman to the Jin people to pay off the debt.

The specific price is that the emperor and the princess each pay a price of 1,000 ingots of gold, a Zongji of 500 ingots of gold, a clan concubine of 200 ingots of gold, a clan woman of 500 ingots of silver, a clan woman of 200 ingots of silver, and a noble daughter of 100 ingots of silver.

And then I really let the big court get it together!

"A body returns to the desert, several generations of Jing soldiers; If you talk about fame, it is almost the same as Wei Huo. ”

Abandoning a group of women, using the dignity and life of women in exchange for peace under the crotch of Jin Bing, the men of the whole country rely on women's skirts to bless them, which really responds to Mrs. Hua Rui's words: "140,000 people are disarmed, and none of them are men!" ”

At this time, in Bianjing City, the officials and lords are still singing, dancing, and occasionally having a small barbecue, even the common people are what they should do, and the business of the Qinglou Chu Pavilion is still hot.

These people didn't know that after the shame of Jingkang, Wan Yan Gou, who ran away overnight, made Hangzhou Bianzhou, and the ancestral tomb of the Zhao and Song royal families outside Bianjing City was dug up by Jin Bing, and the corpse was thrown to the ground by Jin Bing.

In order to keep the throne, Wan Yangou simply slaughtered Yue Fei again, and asked Qin Hui, who had been kneeling for hundreds of years before he had any hope of standing up, to run to negotiate peace with Jin Bing's father.

Therefore, the Han had the Yellow Turban Disaster, the Jin Dynasty had the Eight Kings Rebellion, the Tang Dynasty had the Anshi Rebellion, and the Ming Dynasty had the Jiashen National Disaster, but the Great Song Dynasty had a Jingkang shame!

What a mother!

"Please think twice."

The tone was abrupt and sonorous, but in fact, it was the voice that hinted at his hurried surrender, and finally woke up Zhao Huan, who was out of his mind.

Think twice how to surrender? Or think twice about how to kneel to be more comfortable? Or consider whether it is cheaper or more expensive for an emperor to pay a thousand ingots of gold?

I thought that the officials of the Great Song Dynasty would be stronger than those spicy chickens in the late Ming Dynasty, but now it seems that they are basically as black as crows in the world.

"What does Li Shaozai think?"

Zhao Huan did not answer Sun Mo directly, but set his eyes on the handsome and bold Li Bangyan, who had a beautiful demeanor, and there was no joy or anger on his face, and there was no fluctuation in his voice.

However, it was this attitude of not seeing joy and anger and not seeing ups and downs, but it made Li Bangyan feel a little uneasy in his heart-

During his reign, he made no achievements, only good at sycophancy, flattery, and Li Bangyan, who was called the prodigal prime minister, was able to rank as the young minister (right minister), relying on the ability to observe words and colors!

But now there is nothing to see on the official's face, and there is no change in his tone, but what should he say? What color to look at?

After thinking about it for a long time, and thinking about the previous attitude of the official family, Li Bangyan bowed down and said: "Back to the official's house, the Jin soldiers will destroy the power of Liao and divide the troops to the south, and it will be difficult to do it.

Therefore, the minister thought that although Sun Yushi's words were inappropriate, however, for the Song Dynasty and the people of the world, the minister thought that it would be better to negotiate peace for the time being, and then give him more coins, and then make a plan in the future. ”

The corners of Zhao Huan's mouth twitched unconsciously.

The emperors of Da Meng are very strange, some like to lead soldiers to smash the field, some like to fight crickets, some like to cultivate immortals, and some like to take drugs to play with women, and even like to be carpenters.

The officials of the Ming Dynasty are also very fucked, some shouting that the water is too cold, some of them have become the leading party, and there are even friends of the Qing Dynasty who are more loyal than death.

But no fucking thing dared to persuade the emperor to surrender in the court, no matter what.

But these cowards dare to make a big comeback, but when the court servants and prime ministers openly persuade the emperor to surrender, cut the land, and pay compensation?

Are these goods born with a calcium deficiency? Or is it soaked in the brain?

"Yi'er and so on, I should surrender as soon as possible, and give this thousands of miles of rivers and mountains to the hand, so that I can still lose the position of the faint marquis, if I fight to the death, I am afraid that under the connection of the war and disaster, the people will inevitably be displaced, and the lives will inevitably suffer, but right?"

The tone was full of mockery, but there was no joy or anger on Zhao Huan's face.

Standing up from the dragon chair and pacing forward two steps, and then glanced at the ministers in the hall, the corners of Zhao Huan's mouth provoked an imperceptible sneer.

"The words of Sun Yushi and Li Xiang are really like Hong Zhong Da Lu, deafening! If I don't surrender, I'm afraid that I will be ashamed of Dajin, Jurchen, and even my ancestors, and heaven and earth! I should have deposed myself immediately! ”

"The official family is angry, and the ministers are waiting for ten thousand deaths."

No matter how stupid a person is, he can hear that something is wrong with Zhao Huan's words.

For Li Bangyan and Sun Mo and others who are determined to follow the Daojun Emperor Zhao Ji's main peace faction, Zhao Huan's words are tantamount to a thunderbolt from the sky, but for Li Gang and other main battle factions, Zhao Huan's words are tantamount to the sound of heaven-

Although I don't know if Zhao Huan's change this time is a temporary cramp or really cured of hypochondriasis, it is better to be able to get hard than to lie on his stomach all the time.

Overjoyed, Li Gang was thinking of going out to impeach Sun and Li, but an attendant hurriedly walked to Zhao Huan's side from the side of the hall, and bowed in a low voice: "Official, the emperor's car has arrived in Bozhou, and the queen's car is also ready." ”

As soon as the words of the chamberlain fell, the faces of the ministers in the palace changed and changed.

The faces of Li Bangyan, Sun Mo and the others all flashed with joy, but the faces of Li Gang and the other main battle factions became like ashes.

The Great Song Dynasty is no different from the previous dynasties, they all pay attention to ruling the world with filial piety, and the Emperor Zhao Ji has now run to Bozhou, what can you Zhao Huan do?

However, Zhao Huan is no longer Zhao Huan.

The original Zhao Huan was the soft egg who could cry when he ascended the throne, and was fortunate enough to squeeze into the second place of the auspicious Three Treasures with his cowardice and incompetence.

But the current Zhao Huan is a Chongzhen Emperor who has traveled through the seven years of the Apocalypse as a street writer, and he has been squandering for a lifetime after turning the tables against the wind, and he has been killing and killing for decades!

Glancing at the ministers in the palace, Zhao Huan directly ordered: "Tell the queen and let her go back to the palace honestly, the city is there, I am there." The city is broken, and I accompany her on the road. If she insists on leaving, Hugh blames me for not being emotional. As for the Emperor,"

A trace of hideousness flashed on Zhao Huan's face, and he sneered: "Abandon the ancestral foundation and ignore the ancestors, put the people in the country and the people, and take Gao Yu and Cai Jing to roll up the only 20 million money left in the treasury and run away at the time of the national disaster, he is also worthy of the surname Zhao?" ”

He...... Also with ...... Last name: Zhao ......

Zhao Huan's voice was loud, but Li Gang was shocked, and even when he came out of the class, he said: "The official family is cautious!" After all, the emperor is the biological father of the official family, and the official family uses this to interrogate each other, and it will be passed out in the future, and the official family ......"

Li Bangyan also bowed down and said: "The emperor's biography is in the official family, but the official family uses this to interrogate each other, is it the way of the son of man?" ”

A trace of annoyance suddenly flashed in Zhao Huan's heart.

Jincheng is less than a hundred miles away from the city, and the auspicious three treasures of the Zhao family are ready to escape early, and the main battle faction and the main peace faction are still arguing over such a big thing?

It's no wonder that a good Song was stunned by these sand sculptures, and finally played it into a big gift!

"A country's Zaifu can say about cutting land and asking for surrender in the court, and the ministry is even more famous for hearing the thief and hanging the seal, this is the way of being a courtier?"

Glancing at the ministers in the palace, Zhao Huan pointed at Sun Mo and Li Bangyan and said, "Where is the Imperial City Division?" Put Sun Mo and Li Bangyan into the prison, and wait for the autumn to be beheaded! Li Gang was appointed as the young ruler and presided over the war in the capital. ”

Seeing that it was going to be cold, Li Bangyan finally couldn't help it, and even shouted loudly: "Official, my Great Song Dynasty has never sinnered people because of his words, and Emperor Shenzong is even more in the world with scholars, and the official family killed the scholars because of their words at this time, but I don't know what face the official family has to go to see the emperor, and what face will they have to see my ancestors and ancestors of the Great Song Dynasty a hundred years later?" ”

Zhao Huan's expression suddenly became subtle-

Sure enough, the real root cause of the Jingkang change and even the Yashan disaster is not the so-called redundant officials, redundant government and redundant army, those are just fig leafs used to block the ass.

The real root is on Zhao Da's improper position, on Zhao Eraxe's light and candle shadow, on Zhao Song's bloodless cowardly emperors, and on these scholars who dare to shout "This is not Confucian treatment" and are spoiled!

Even if Yan Zongwang brought a truly invincible Jurchen cavalry, what could he do? Even if Guo Yaoshi, who was familiar with the reality of the Great Song Dynasty, surrendered to the Jin State, what could he do if he became a leading party?

Could it be that the Jurchen cavalry could be more powerful than the Xiongnu? Could it be that Pharmacist Guo can lead the way better than Wang Jingwei?

!

To borrow Li Yunlong's words, what the hell is the elite? Lao Tzu is the elite!

In the early days of the founding of the Han Dynasty, the emperor of the Han Dynasty endured again and again in the face of the Xiongnu, but he did not lose his blood! The emperor of the Han family proved with facts how terrible it is for the four generations of emperors to be the main battle faction, and even used the lament of the Huns to die in Qilian Mountain, laying the backbone of China for thousands of years!

After the fifth day, the more I thought about it, the more unhappy I became, I had always been used to it, and I was completely disappointed in the Great Song Dynasty, Zhao Huan finally chose to flip the table-

Slowly grinding his teeth with these people in the court, the final result is nothing more than a walk to the Five Kingdoms City, like now, he directly lifted the table, as long as he can suppress these cowards in the court, Da Song can have a chance to turn the tables!

Because most of the Jin army led by Wanyan Zongwang was cavalry, coupled with the frog jumping tactics, it did not carry much supplies.

And the tall and sturdy Bianjing City is an almost insoluble existence for the Wanyan Zongwang Division, which is mostly cavalry, and there is also a kind of division and Taoism Division, and the armies of the Qinwang from all walks of life have also begun to converge on Bianjing.

Even without relying on the Seed Master Dao and the Qinwang army from all walks of life, just the forbidden army guarding Bianjing, plus those people in the Bianjing City Righteous Society, were enough for Zhao Huan to defend the city, and even find an opportunity to finish Yan Zongwang's shuttle-

There are many bow clubs in Bianjing City that can legally own bows and arrows, armies that can legally own ordinary armor and even foot armor, boxing clubs that practice boxing all year round, and horse clubs that send talents to the cavalry of the Great Song Dynasty all year round, all of these people are strong!

But the premise of all this is based on the fact that Zhao Huan can suppress those cowards in the court, especially Zhao Kai, the king of Yun who worships the Taifu and the envoy of the Ningjiang army, is a goal that Zhao Huan attaches the most importance to.

The nature of the Imperial City Division in Zhao Kai's hands is basically the same as that of the Ming Dynasty's Jinyi Guard, and it has become an extremely important force at this time, and it can even change the dynasty, which is why Zhao Huan wants to use the Imperial City Division instead of the palace front division.

The purpose is to suppress Zhao Kai.

If Zhao Kai can't have one heart with him, then there is basically no need to think about the rest of the matter, and it is estimated that he will probably not be the emperor the next day, and he may not even see the sun tomorrow.

The courtiers who are interested in Zhao Ji will definitely support Zhao Ji's restoration again, and after the peace faction has the upper hand, it will definitely be a meeting peace, and these fools will definitely loot money among the people in order to make up enough gold and silver demanded by the gold soldiers, as well as the women in Bianjing City.

Once that situation is reached, the gentry and ordinary people in Bianjing City, including those who have formed a righteous society, will there still be people who want to be in the Great Song Dynasty?

Think about it and know it's impossible!

In particular, once these people leave morality, the entire Bianjing City may fall into a situation of external and internal troubles, and then the Northern Song Dynasty will perish, and the southern Zhao Wanyan Jiumei will build a self-destruction of the Great Wall until Yashan......

So there is only one chance to turn the tables against the wind, and there is no chance to even figure it slowly, and there is no second way except to flip the table!

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