"Lord Wang, who made you so embarrassed, didn't the Lan guards follow? How did you get this pathetic look? ”

Yue Xiaoxiao turned around in astonishment, looking at the mustard father-in-law who was shushing Xiao Thirteen, in his eyes, the sense of existence was no better than a gust of wind.

"This king is fine, you go and prepare hot water, or someone will catch a cold." Little Thirteen said solemnly.

"Someone..."

At this time, Gonggong Mustard noticed that Yue Xiaoxiao, who was dressed in red, with his hair scattered and dripping all over his body, was startled, and shouted out the dialogue of Fang Cai Yue Xiaoxiao with a pale face.

"Ahh

The old eunuch lifted the lantern, shone it on Yue Xiaoxiao's face, and asked in a trembling voice: "I don't know, has the prince seen the red-clothed female ghost with a hideous face and a tongue falling to the ground in front of him?" ”

"Nope."

Little Thirteen held back a smile with a desire to survive.

"That's bad, the Sprinkle family has yin and yang eyes, and they can actually see the female water ghost who came back with the prince, her lips are as red as if she has sucked blood." Father-in-law said in a panic.

Hearing this, Yue Xiaoxiao pursed her lips, and the bright red rouge had already been kissed by someone beyond recognition, and it was confused on her lips like blood.

"The hair is like a hairweed, messed up."

The woman scratched her hair as if nothing had happened, and when she was carried away, her hair was messed up.

"Fortunately, you can't see it, Lord Wang, this female ghost looks extremely ugly, and she does evil deeds, if you really see it, maybe it will frighten you." Father-in-law Mustard asked in a panic: "What should I do, Lord Wang, why don't you stay at the guest house today, lest this female ghost haunt you." ”

"Whatever?" She asked rhetorically.

Father Mustard was stunned, he resisted the urge to scream, but his legs were shaking.

"What should I do, Lord Wang, the Sprinkle family seems to have heard the female ghost speak, and she can still speak."

"Poofha..." Xiao Thirteen held his stomach and laughed so much that tears were about to come out.

Yue Xiaoxiao, whose eyes were red, raised her sleeves and wiped the lipstick on her lips unwillingly.

"Dead man's head, you're still laughing, explain quickly."

Gonggong Mustard looked at Xiao Thirteen with a panicked expression, and said with care: "Lord Wang, you shouldn't have been cast by this female ghost to make you laugh so much." ”

Xiao Thirteen shook his head, looked at the angry little appearance of a certain woman, and instantly closed his mouth.

"It's too much, Father-in-law, how can you evaluate a woman like this, she is so good-looking..."Xiao Thirteen followed the light of the lantern and looked at Yue Xiaoxiao's 'ghost drawing'-like face, and suddenly couldn't boast anymore.

"What does it look like?" Yue Xiaoxiao asked.

"Look... Sky... Immortal. ”

Little Thirteen choked with a weak heart.

"Hmph, I knew that I would have gone back to the inn, there was hot water, clothes, and palace maids waiting, and I would follow you back, but I had to stay in the courtyard to blow the cold wind, Ah Snee-"

Before she could finish speaking, she let out a resounding sneeze and let out an earth-shattering cow bark.

The mustard father-in-law who was sprayed on the face didn't dare to make a sound, and stood still, he felt that he was infected with 'demonic energy' at that moment just now.

"Are you alright?" The little prince asked with a worried face.

Hearing this, Gonggong Mustard looked at him with a moving face, and said with a 'death as home': "Don't worry, for the sake of the prince, the Sprinkle family can hold on." ”

"Why are you still here?"

The Lan guard, who had just come in, looked puzzled as two wet people stood in the courtyard blowing the cold wind, and the mustard man stood in place with a lantern.

"Guard Lan, can you also see this female ghost in red?"

"Uh... How can there be a woman..."The Lan guard turned his head and looked, this look is indeed quite similar, "This is a person, it is a female ghost that the prince just brought back from the blind date banquet arranged by the Queen Mother, no, the person brought back, she is a person." ”

As if he was afraid that he would be mistaken, the Lan guard repeated it many times.

"So that's the case, the next thing, the Sprinkle family knows, and the Sprinkle family will send this woman to the 'Quiet Nunnery' according to the usual practice." Father Mustard asked respectfully bending down.

Xiao Thirteen just wanted to explain, but Yue Xiaoxiao asked puzzledly, "Su Jing'an?" What is that place? ”

"These things, the Sprinkle family will naturally explain to you, please wait here for a while, the Sprinkle family must first order someone to prepare hot water, bathe and change clothes for the prince." Mustard's tone was cold.

Even, some people look down on her.

"Little Thirteen, you live here, you should know what kind of place Su Jing'an is, right? Why did this eunuch say that he wanted to send Xiaoxiao there? ”

Facing Yue Xiaoxiao, who was full of suspicion, Xiao Thirteen scratched his head in distress.

"He..."

Looking at the little prince's panicked appearance, Father Mustard's heart was very uncomfortable.

Tonight is a blind date banquet invited by the Queen Mother, presumably, this ugly girl is the person who the Queen Mother's 'kindness' stuffed in.

What qualifications does such a person have to question the prince of his family.

"Are you rebelling? is just a palace maid, and she dares to ask the prince questions. ”

"Gong maid?" Yue Xiaoxiao raised her brows dissatisfied.

Mustard Gonghu stared at her suspiciously, and reacted so much, could it be that she was the daughter of the palace minister.

"Even if you are not a palace maid, a person like you, you have seen a lot of people in the middle of the year, thinking of coming to the Thirteen Palaces to climb the dragon and attach the phoenix? Miscalculated, my prince doesn't like women, over the years, how many corrupt and vain girls like you, who have no self-knowledge, have been thrown out of the door, just with your appearance, you can look blind. ”

Well, this remark angered two people at the same time.

Xiao Thirteen calmed his eyes and shouted coldly: "Mustard Gonggong." ”

"Yes, lord." Father-in-law nodded happily, thinking that the prince must be praising himself.

How do you know, the next sentence of the little prince will completely knock the mustard prince to hell.

"This is the concubine 'personally chosen' by this king, does this king look like a blind man?"

He silently turned around and passed by the mustard father, who was messy in the cold wind.

The young man looked at the woman, and his voice coaxed gently:

"Xiaoxiao, don't listen to his nonsense, this king doesn't like women, but this king likes you."

"Hmph, I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen."

The annoyed Yue Xiaoxiao covered her ears and walked forward.

"Choose yourself..."

Father-in-law Mustard looked at Xiao Thirteen who was surrounding Yue Xiaoxiao in disbelief, and his jaw was about to fall to the ground in shock.

"Guard Lan, isn't this true, the little prince's taste is so heavy?"

"Father-in-law, as the so-called 'turnip greens have their own love', you can look at it a little, this Qu girl, after all, was chosen by the prince of our family himself, not by others."

Guard Lan looked at the pair of little enemies comfortably and smiled with satisfaction.

"Oh no, didn't the Sprinkle family offend the princess just now?"

"It should be." Guard Lan nodded affirmatively.

The more he thought about it, the worse he became, and rushed towards their backs.

"No, the Sprinkle family has to make up for it."

"Will work.. Make amends? ”

Guard Lan looked at the hurried Mustard Father-in-law in confusion.

I hope he doesn't overdo it.

*

There is a hot spring pool in the Thirteen Princes' Mansion, where the smoke is filled, the spring water is clear, and the bamboo leaves are fluttering, which is a very fascinating place.

Seeing the little prince enter the pool in wide clothes, a peeking woman took a deep breath, took off her clothes, revealed her pink and white belly pocket, and walked in with a sultry posture.

"Lord Wang... Slave family..."

Hearing this, the two figures in the hot spring pool turned around at the same time, and the visitors looked at a man and a woman in the pool in amazement, who were being separated by a huge stone, and looked at them in shock.

"How could you... Lord, didn't Father-in-law Mustard say, don't you like women? ”

Xiao Thirteen looked at the woman in front of him with fear in his eyes, and shouted: "Father-in-law, how do you do things, how can you let a woman enter the king's bath?" ”

Hearing this, Yue Xiaoxiao, who was in the same pool, was stunned, she looked at the big stone in surprise, and asked suspiciously: "Little Thirteen, don't tell me, you are also there..."

"Xiaoxiao?" Someone was so frightened that he squatted down, covered his sturdy body with the smoky water, and asked nervously, "You... How did you end up here? ”

"Lord Wang, the Sprinkle family is here."

Father Mustard carried a lantern and rushed in in a hurry.

Suddenly eight eyes were shocked, and the line of sight suddenly formed a circle.

The scene became more and more embarrassing.

He looked at this familiar woman in surprise, looked at the smooth shoulders, and asked angrily: "Lu Jin, you are dressed like this, what do you want to do here?" ”

"Of course, I came to serve the thirteenth prince, Father-in-law, you lied, and you said that the prince is not close to women, he has mixed baths with other women, which can be regarded as not being close to women?"

With that, Lu Jin hurriedly took a few steps forward.

"Eh... Don't come here, I'm afraid that I can't help but beat you to death before I faint first. Little Thirteen's tone was like facing a cockroach.

"Lord Wang, how can she do it, but the slave can't..."Lu Jin said coquettishly.

"Presumptuous!" Gonggong Mustard calmed his eyes and said coldly: "She is the princess's concubine, what is your identity, stay in your quiet nunnery obediently, otherwise, the Sprinkle family will ask the prince and drive you out of the mansion immediately." ”

Hearing this, Lu Jin, who was deeply aggrieved, gritted his teeth, stretched out his slender wrist, picked up the Daogu clothes on the ground, and turned around and went out.

"Lord, princess, Fang Cai didn't handle it well, and it disturbed the two, you don't have to care, please continue..."

With a look of 'deep merit and fame', he smiled backlight.

“……”

At that moment, Yue Xiaoxiao felt that her brain was scalded by hot water, hot and painful.

"Little Thirteen, is this your idea?"

The woman looked suspiciously at the other side of the big rock, where Little Thirteen was diving half of his head into the water, snoring and spitting bubbles in the warm water.

"Porphyry... Purr, Purr..."

"What are you talking about? To be clear, Xiaoxiao can't hear clearly-"

The woman slowly walked into the round and large boulder, reached out and patted it mischievously.

"This king is saying..."The man leaned his back against the cold stone, and said thoughtfully: "How can this king do such a thing of taking advantage of people's danger." ”

"That's right, you don't even dare to touch me, and you don't think you're so bold." She smirked.

The man's eyes sank, and suddenly he had some desire to win.

"If so, this is what this king has arranged, what are you going to do?"

"Huh?" The woman didn't quite understand what he meant.

"I just said loudly that I want the people in the cave room tonight, but you." Xiao Thirteen raised his eyebrows lightly and smiled slantedly.

Yue Xiaoxiao, who was seven up and eight down, poked two fingers nervously.

"That's just talking, this girl knows your situation, how can she have sex with you! Besides, this girl came with a mission. ”

"Task? Didn't you come back for the sake of this king? ”

The boy was shocked and annoyed.

"You can say yes, you can say no." She said without hesitation.

"Let's be clear, what are you coming to Minghua for?"

Yue Xiaoxiao turned around and pressed her white bare back against the cold big stone.

"It was the royal brother who sent the palace to make peace, but he was afraid that the traitor Yu Dang would take the opportunity to make trouble and sabotage the establishment of diplomatic relations between the two countries, so for the safety of the palace, he let the palace come over in advance."

"So, Her Royal Highness, the eldest princess of Minghua Kingdom, why did she go to the noble girl's painting boat today and disrupt the king's concubine selection banquet." He asked reluctantly.

"Well..."Yue Xiaoxiao scratched her forehead, and said with an embarrassed face: "Today, the palace thought that if you come to the main city anyway, you have to have fun, and it just so happened that I saw the eunuchs of the palace arranging a painting boat by the river, and on a whim, I added my name to the account book and followed the nobles on the boat." ”

"In other words, you have no intention of being the princess of this king at all!"

The boy slapped the water vigorously, splashing and overflowing with his irritation.