Chapter 261: A Gentleman's Benefit
No way!
This is impossible!
This must be a dream!
Quickly pinch your thighs.
Oops!
It's a pain in the heart!
It's not a dream.
Wanli's will directly made the officials of the entire imperial city in doubt, not just the household department.
But the household officials are the most embarrassed, because many officials immediately went to the household department to ask, do you really want to count half a month? Why does it only take three days for people to come out?
When asked, the household officials just wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into.
They don't know how to explain it.
But if it is said that it is fraudulent, they themselves don't believe it, because these accounts have always been in their hands, all of them are still recorded, they have not been counted, there is no answer to copy, Guo Dan does not dare to calculate casually, and comes to fool them.
This is simply a dimensionality reduction slap in the face.
What's even worse is that this is exactly the mathematics that they are not good at, and they are all in a state of confusion, I don't know what is going on.
However, when they didn't know it, Wanli's will came down, and Guo Dan was still drawing financial statements unhurriedly.
No, it should be instructing the production of Kou Zhuan yarn.
"Madame's handwriting is really beautiful."
Guo Dan bent over and stood beside Kou Zhuansha, shook his head and praised, but his heart was no longer here, and he glanced at Kou Zhuansha's slender and graceful figure, and quietly reached into Kou Zhuansha's waist with one hand.
Kou Zhuansha hurriedly raised the pen and gently patted Guo Dan's strange hand, "Don't move." ”
"Don't move! Motionless! ”
Guo Dan steadily put his hand on Kou Liansha's waist.
Kou Liansha glanced at him helplessly, but she was not as easy as Guo Dan, she had to take it to the imperial city tomorrow and show it to the emperor, but she couldn't make a mistake, she took a breath gently, forgot about Guo Dan's harassment, calmed down, and wrote words on the graphics that had been drawn.
Although Guo Dan has muscle memory, his characters are still ordinary, far less than Kou Liansha, he is only responsible for making patterns, as well as harassing Kou Da Beauty, and his big hand slowly moves up, attacking the commanding heights.
"Yikes!"
Kou Liansha's hand suddenly shook and drew a long stroke, she couldn't help but turn her head away, looking at Guo Dan in surprise and anger.
Who knew that Guo Dan was even more intensified, picked up the pen in her hand and threw it out, domineering.
Before Kou Liansha could react, he kissed her and hugged her by the waist with both hands.
"Mmmmmm
Kou Zhuan struggled to her feet.
"Don't move, be careful of what you hear outside."
"Then you still don't let go." Kou Liansha glared at Guo Dan with a blushing face.
Guo Dan laughed and said, "I'm not afraid of hearing it outside." ”
"Be quiet." Kou Zhuansha said angrily, "You... You're shameless ...... ”
Guo Dan said: "What shameless, this is the benefit of a gentleman." ”
"Phew!"
"To be reasonable, am I not a gentleman enough in those three years? Now it's just taking some interest, which is not a gentleman's interest, and what is it? ”
That's fine.
In a daze, Guo Dan had already carried her to the lounge inside.
This guy has always been more passionate, no matter what he does, he doesn't like that kind of well-behaved, ordinary married life.
Kou Zhuan Yarn already knew about this, and their first time happened suddenly.
Afterwards.
Kou Liansha was warm in Guo Dan's arms for a while, and suddenly remembered that the financial statement was not finished yet, so she quickly sat up, only to see that the silk was scratched down her delicate and smooth skin, and in the dimness, the two points of pink made Guo Dan a burst of chicken jelly, and almost pressed her down again.
Kou Zhuan Sha didn't have time to care about much, so she quickly put on her clothes, tidied up her hair a little, and hurriedly walked out.
Guo Dan put on his coat unhurriedly and walked out.
When I came outside, I saw Kou Zhuansha standing on top of the financial statements in a daze.
He walked over and said, "What? ”
Kou Zhuisa turned her head sharply, and two angry glances shot out of her phoenix eyes.
"It's all your fault! It's all your fault! ”
As she spoke, she really couldn't help but raise her little pink fist.
"Oops! Oops! It hurts! You're not being coquettish! Guo Dan covered his chest with both hands and leaned sideways.
"Look, look for yourself, this... How to explain this to Your Majesty. ”
Kou Liansha pointed to the financial statements, her eyes slightly ruddy.
Guo glanced at it, only to see that Fang Cai's stroke was directly drawn into the figure, and suddenly his eyes rolled and he sighed: "I won't tell you, this is actually my intention." ”
Kou Zhuisa looked at him blankly.
Guo Dan said with a guilty face: "I didn't mean to hide it from you, I'm just afraid that you will worry." ”
Kou Zhuisa hurriedly asked, "What's going on?" ”
Guo sighed: "Actually, the whole thing is similar to what you teased me at the beginning, and I ignored the backward bookkeeping method of the household department, so His Majesty asked me when I could finish the calculation, and I said that three days is enough."
However, I later knew that it would take at least half a month for the household department to complete this account, and if we not only calculated it quickly, but also made it so exquisitely, the officials of the household department would not all have to hang themselves, which is a human life, so we deliberately harassed you, and even did not hesitate to sell your body, but the intensity of the harassment still seems to be not enough...... Oops! ”
Guo Dan suddenly held his right foot and jumped straight on one foot, "Madam, what I said is true." ”
Kou Liansha just glared at him fiercely.
Believe you, a ghost.
Her attitude towards her work is meticulous, and she is so crazy that she is unique in her life, and she has been very remorseful, saying: "No, this has to be repainted." ”
"Redraw?"
Guo took a breath of cold air, and said in a panic: "Madam, don't be impulsive, impulsiveness is the devil, this scribbling doesn't matter at all." ”
Kou Zhuansha said resolutely: "It must be repainted." ”
Guo Dan bit his lip and looked at Kou Zhuan Sha pitifully.
But it didn't work.
If Song Qi knew that Guo Dan was still doing these famous things here, it is estimated that he would really hang himself.
.....
There are several kinds of court meetings, one is the Great Dynasty, that is, the civil and military affairs of the Manchu Dynasty, all the relatives of the emperor and the country have to participate, the last time is the Great Dynasty, and the Wu Dynasty is the participation of important ministers and some officials, mainly to discuss government affairs.
And it is held in the Imperial Palace.
Today is the noon day.
When Guo Dan entered the hall with two dark circles under his eyes, the ministers looked at him in surprise.
The man really showed up.
After the ceremony, Wanli asked: "Guo Dan, didn't you say that it would take five days to complete, why did it be completed in three days?" ”
Guo Dan said: "Back to Your Majesty, the grass people don't know why, as long as they think that this is to share their worries for Your Majesty, they are like divine help, forget to sleep and eat, devote themselves to it, inadvertently, it will be completed in three days." ”
Wanli looked haggard when he looked haggard, and couldn't help but believe it, and his heart was moved, this is the courtier in my mind, he can exhaust himself to death without collecting money, and he can't help but say: "It's really hard for you." ”
didn't know that this was all due to the obscenity of Kou Zhuansha, and the couple worked all night to produce a new financial statement.
"Your Majesty is very kind to the grass people, and it is really difficult to report a financial statement."
"You're ......."
Wanli pointed at Guo Dan, he didn't know how to say it, he could only use the green leaves to set off, so he looked at the ministers on both sides with disgusted eyes, you are not ashamed, and said: "Quickly put the financial statements you made on the list, as for the calculated accounts, just show them to the head of the household book first." ”
"Yes!"
Immediately, several eunuchs came, one of whom handed over the accounts to Song Qi, and two of whom hung the financial statements on the screen above the steps.
Song Qi took the account and looked at it, and quickly opened it to look at it, he still didn't believe that Guo Dan could finish it in three days.
But as soon as he saw the result, he was immediately stupid.
Fang Fengshi on the side asked, "How is it?" ”
Song Qi was slightly stunned, but he ignored him, and asked Guo Dan regardless of etiquette: "Guo Dan, you... How do you do that? ”
As soon as these words came out, the ministers were shocked.
Wang Xijue couldn't help asking: "Song Shangshu, didn't you say that the household department has not yet calculated the result?" How do you know he's right? ”
Song Qi explained: "Although our household department has not calculated the results, if there are no special circumstances, the income and expenditure of the capital every month are about the same, and the results he calculated are within the normal range." ”
When the ministers heard this, they all looked at Guo Dan in surprise.
When it takes half a month for the household department to complete, you can complete it in three days, and it also includes the production of financial statements, not to mention the dark circles, even if you are blind, the household officials will not be able to do it.
Guo smiled lightly and said nothing.
Shen Shixing frowned and said, "What are you laughing at, but say it quickly, how did you do it." ”
Guo Dan said: "The main reason is because... Because.... ”
Wanli waited impatiently and said, "Don't be afraid, you can just say anything." ”
"Yes."
Guo Dan bowed his hand and said: "The main reason is because of money, the grass man is a businessman, and this is the trick to go back and forth." ”
"It can't be."
Song Qi shook his head and said, "I have also inquired about the scale of your account office, but it must not be completed within three days. ”
Guo Dan said: "Back to the adult's words, the grass people refer to the money, refers to the investment, not to invite several times the number of people to calculate, since the grass people are in charge of the tooth shop, the remuneration of our dental account room, at least three times more than other dental shops, if you count the bonus, it can reach ten times that of the household officials, this is only one of them, and there is research and development investment, that is, to specialize in the study of better statistical methods, we can calculate in three days, because we have already developed a new set of accounting methods. ”
"I see."
Song Qi suddenly realized, and at the same time fell into deep thought.
Wang Xijue said: "Since you have such a delicate bookkeeping method, why don't you take it out and present it to the court as soon as possible." ”
"Huh?"
Guo Dan looked at Wang Xijue in surprise and said, "My lord, this... This is a research and development that the grass people spent a lot of money on, and it is the housekeeping skill of our dental shop, and it will not be passed on. ”
He is really unwilling to take it out and share it with the imperial court, because it is meaningless, and the imperial court does not like to study these, on the contrary, if the imperial court is willing to spend a lot of money to develop these, and to cultivate talents in this area, then Guo Dan is willing to give, after all, the imperial court is still financially strong, if the imperial court is willing to spend money, it is not comparable to individuals, when the imperial court develops it, it can give back to businessmen, which is mutually beneficial.
Wang Xijue didn't expect Guo Dan to refuse so directly, and he couldn't help but feel a little unhappy.
The court asked you to ask for it, it was to look up to you, and you dared to refuse, which is really unreasonable.
Wanli said suddenly: "This small tooth shop can create such an amazing bookkeeping method, but the huge household department has no achievements in this, why is this?" ”
Song Qi bowed and said: "Back to Your Majesty, this is because I have always paid little attention to arithmetic, and there is no arithmetic in the imperial examination, in addition, as Guo Dan said, the remuneration of their account office is ten times that of our household department." ”
He was just thinking about it.
Wanli nodded slightly, and then asked, "Then do you have to add arithmetic to the imperial examination?" ”
The ministers were shocked, this imperial examination is the top priority of the country, you said it so lightly, the faint monarch is nothing more than that!
Immediately, a scholar stood up and said, "Your Majesty, this must not be done. This way of governing the country still needs Confucian classics, arithmetic is just a sideshow, for businessmen, very important, but for the imperial court, its use is not much, if in the imperial examination to add arithmetic a subject, it will make people lose talent. ”
"The Qing family is reasonable, since it is a side-by-side way, and it is not of much use to the court, then it is not possible to force Guo Dan to hand over this accounting method, so as not to make people laugh and lose the face of the court." Wanli understated.
The ministers were stunned.
The corners of Guo Dan's mouth twitched a few times, and he said in his heart, on the routine, Lao Tzu will obey you Wanli.
Wang Xijue could only retreat depressedly.
Wanli smiled at Guo lightly again: "Guo Dan, quickly analyze this financial statement with me." ”