902 The night is long
"Hey, believe it or not! You're my woman anyway! Let's double practice tonight! I'll just use the old man taught by Ge Tao to push the cart, that posture is simpler! Jiang Fan smiled evilly and stretched out his hand towards Yu Jingya's fortress.
"You, if you dare to touch me, I will kill you!" Yu Jingya said viciously.
"Hehe, I'm so scared! When you become my woman, if you kill me, you will murder your husband! Jiang Fan said with a smile, his hand had already touched Yu Jingya's big fortress, it was so elastic, like pressing on an inflated balloon.
A strange feeling hit, it was a comfort that had never been before, Yu Jingya's face was flushed with shame, she gritted her teeth and said: "Take away your stinky hands, if you touch me again, I will bite my tongue and kill myself!" ”
This sentence really worked, Jiang Fan's hand was withdrawn, "Uh, you woman is really stubborn, I helped you get rid of the zombie worm, don't you want to thank me?" ”
"Hmph, I'd rather die than be insulted by you! You'd better kill me! Yu Jingya twisted her head, her eyes looked up, and tears couldn't help but flow out.
Jiang Fan couldn't see a woman shed tears the most, "Oh, okay, I'm afraid of you, I never force the woman I like, when you want to double cultivate with me that day, we will double cultivate again!" Jiang Fan shook his head and sighed.
"Do you really like me?" Yu Jingya said shyly, revealing two cute little dimples on her delicate face, which would be intoxicated by men.
Jiang Fan suddenly became energetic, stared at the dimples on Yu Jingya's face, and nodded: "Of course I really like you, I have been deeply fond of you since I first saw you!" Seeing you feels like meeting my first love! It makes my heart pound! ”
"Hmph, oily and smooth, since you like me, then help me unlock the acupoint!" Yu Jingya smiled, and that smile was like a hundred flowers blooming, full of charm.
Jiang Fan was dumbfounded, this kind of smile is so familiar, yes, only Princess Mayana has such a beautiful smile, "I unlock your acupoint, you won't retaliate against me, right?" Jiang Fan said vigilantly.
"How could it be, you helped me get rid of the zombie worms, how could I retaliate against you! I can swear to God, I will never hurt you! Yu Jingya said, revealing a pitiful look.
"Okay, I'll unlock your acupuncture!" Jiang Fan reached out and tapped Yu Jingya's chest, Yu Jingya was shocked, and found that she could move.
"You've taken off everyone's clothes, you turn around, don't peek!" Yu Jingya said shyly, she glared at Jiang Fan.
"Hey, you women, I really don't understand, I've touched it, I'm afraid to look at it!" Jiang Fan shook his head and turned around.
Just as Jiang Fan turned around, suddenly a red ribbon flew to Jiang Fan's body, instantly tying Jiang Fan up. Jiang Fan was completely defenseless, and his hands and feet were all tied firmly, and he couldn't move immediately.
"Hey, Yu Jingya, what are you doing here?" Jiang Fan turned his head to look at Yu Jingya, he didn't expect such a woman to play tricks and accidentally fall into this woman's way.
"Hmph, you pervert, you dare to insult me, I want to throw you to the cliff of the back mountain to feed the Tiankui Holy Beast" Yu Jingya gritted her teeth and said.
"Damn, you woman is so sinister, didn't you just say that you will never hurt me? How did you go back on your word! Jiang Fan shook his head and said.
"Giggles, I said I wouldn't hurt you, so I threw you to the back mountain to feed the Tiankui Holy Beast! It was the Tiankui Holy Beast that hurt you, but I didn't hurt you, how could I lose my words! Yu Jingya said with a smile.
"Damn, I've been fighting geese all my life, but I've been pecked in the eye! I didn't even see that you were more vicious than a snake! I really like you, the night is long, are you willing to stay alone with Ge Tao in the empty room for the rest of your life? You can only be happy for a lifetime if you are my woman! Jiang Fan said with a smile.
"Hmph, men are reliable, sows are all up trees! You're a bad man, flamboyant, and it's not a good thing at first glance! Yu Jingya pulled the other end of the red ribbon and was about to go out.
"Hey, Yu Jingya, I helped you get rid of the zombie worms, why don't you appreciate me at all!" Jiang Fan sat on the bed.
"Hmph, you are trying to do something wrong with me by helping me get rid of the zombie worms, so I don't appreciate you! You get me up, don't sit on my bed, or I'm welcome!" Yu Jingya frowned.
"Hehe, your bed is so fragrant, I can't get up, I'll sleep here tonight!" Jiang Fan sat on the bed with a smile.
"You scoundrel! See how I clean you up! Yu Jingya took out a tiger-shaped paper cut from her arms, recited the incantation silently, and threw it out at any time, and a colorful tiger immediately appeared on the ground and pounced towards Jiang Fan.
Jiang Fan was so frightened that he immediately jumped up, although he was tied hand and foot with ribbons, he could still jump. After Jiang Fan jumped up, he turned his body sideways in the air, and his feet pressed on the tiger's body, bang! With a bang, the tiger was kicked out.
The moment he stepped into the tiger, Jiang Fan found that it was like stepping on the air, and suddenly he remembered that this was an illusion, and Ji Protector had used illusion when he was in Baiyan Village.
"Giggles, I really can't see that you can still fight with tigers when you are tied up like this, I'm here to see how you are tigers!" Yu Jingya simply sat on the chair and looked at Jiang Fan fighting the tiger.
"Damn, I'll let you see that your man is more ferocious than a tiger!" Jiang Fan silently recited the Vajra Body Protection Mantra and looked at the tiger quietly.
With a snort, the tiger pounced on Jiang Fan again, opened its bloody mouth, and bit it fiercely. Jiang Fan didn't dodge or dodge, the tiger hit him and immediately dissipated, this was originally an illusion, as long as you don't dodge, the illusion will disappear, but despite this, Jiang Fan was also shocked into a cold sweat.
Yu Jingya was taken aback, but she didn't expect Jiang Fan to see through the illusion, "Hmph, let you taste my raccoon!" Yu Jingya took out the black cloth bag, opened the cloth bag, a black shadow flashed, and a monster the size of a mouse ran out.
"Damn, you still like to raise rats!" Jiang Fan was surprised.
On the ground was a long-haired black mouse-like man, but its tail was very special, longer than the tail of a squirrel, with more hair. Four short legs, squeaked, mouth showing sharp teeth, two dark eyes showing a fierce light.
"Hmph, this is a raccoon rat, poisonous, as long as you take a bite, you will be poisoned and faint immediately, if you don't take my antidote, you will die of poison in less than three days!" Yu Jingya sneered.
"Damn, no, you're going to murder your husband! I'm a man, you won't be so ruthless! Jiang Fan said in surprise.
"Nonsense, Meimei, give me a bite of him!" Yu Jingya said angrily.
Sou! A black shadow flashed, the speed was faster than lightning, and Jiang Fan was immediately bitten by a raccoon rat on his arm. Jiang Fan only felt a pain in his arm, and he immediately exclaimed: "Ah! He immediately fell to the ground and fainted.
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