Chapter 293: The Flower Protector King
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I looked at this message in a little surprise, and did not reply to the message, but made a direct phone call. Su Dongpo answered the phone, and I asked in surprise: "Are you coming to Shanghai?" ”
Su Dongpo's hearty laughter came from the other end of the phone: "What's wrong?" No, I can't. ”
I rolled my eyes and said, "I just can't figure out what you're doing in Shanghai." ”
"Alright, don't talk nonsense. I'm at Hongqiao Airport, and the poor don't even have the money to take a taxi, so come over quickly.
I grinned, didn't comfort him, and continued to taunt him: "Yes, I already knew that you were not a soldier. It's okay to come back, and you won't be allowed to spend all your time drinking here? I'll arrange it for you, find you two or three chicks, take a bath and soak in the hot springs. ”
Su Dongpo laughed and said, "Make it cleaner, if you dare to get me an aunt in the dormitory, be careful that I cut you to death." ”
I was stunned and said to Su Dongpo: "Aunt Su Guan died in November last year. ”
Su Dongpo's pupils shrank, and he asked me in shock: "The one downstairs in our bedroom back then?" ”
I nodded and said, "Yes! Guoqing told me that he was in Shanghai at the time and heard the news by chance. ”
Su Dongpo's expression was a little helpless, and he couldn't see what he meant. Back then, we used to make jokes about that aunt, but only a few years have passed, and people are no more. Thinking about it, I can't help but sigh that time flies quite quickly. But we two bastards aren't going to be sad, she's dead and we don't care. So, I immediately called Wu Xinyu, who was drinking tea with my girlfriend in a club. Ask her to prepare two clean chicks for me at night, the kind that will come to work.
Wu Xinyu has a lot of resources on hand, and there are about hundreds of various girls and young models. Wu Xinyu heard that I was looking for a big girl and a young model, and immediately said, "Boss, look at how I am, why don't I serve you tonight?" A change of taste for you? You can rest assured, although we have experienced less kung fu in bed, we dare to innovate, our bodies are soft, and we can put any position. ”
I said silently: "If you are not afraid that the other party is a big fat man like a panda, and directly press you on the bed, you can come over." ”
Wu Xinyu rolled her eyes excitedly and said, "I said it wasn't you, I'll find you what you want." ”
I turned my head to look at Su Dongpo, and said with a lewd smile: "Mature, with a queen's style, I like to be passive." ”
Me: "......"
I threw the phone to him and said, "Say it yourself." ”
Su Dongpo hugged the phone and said, "Hey, sister! I'm Xiao Su. - That Hao Ren is my brother. - Ah, you let me say, how embarrassed am I. - I like to be young and a little mature, preferably a queen, and even better if it's cold. In addition, I like to be passive, you find someone with good waist kung fu. - How much do I weigh? - Sister, don't worry, don't listen to that guy's nonsense, I have a very normal figure, a strong body, and a strong force, I will definitely be able to serve my sister's sister. Now suddenly free and easy, don't you want the wind to be the wind and the rain?
In the evening, we had a drink together and talked about how to hunt for beauty for a night. In the end, I came to a conclusion that women who can play with money can't do it. If you want to play the harem, the highest level is to find the kind of woman who can play without spending money. For example, a young woman from a good family, a single mother. This is Su Dongpo's favorite, in Su Dongpo's words, this kind of woman is mature. The age is too young, the chest is with a lettuce, and it feels awkward to the touch. I don't dare to agree with his statement, because there are also a lot of little Loli with a childlike face and big breasts.
When I said this, Su Dongpo's eyes lit up, and he immediately said, "Let's go, come with me to the high school campus to have a look." ”
"Uncle Cao, do you really want to go?" I looked at him in shock and asked.
This guy smiled and said: "You're right, or my taste is too low, soaked mm, not soaked in school is a little too unpursued." ”
I was very helpless, but this goods from this day on. Every day, I walked back and forth to several high schools in Shanghai. In the end, he came to the conclusion that there were two kinds of girls in the special secondary school. One is the kind that has a very poor family background but looks very ugly. The second type is those with superior family background and average appearance. The schools that are a little less so-do are very average. In another school, Su Dongpo almost didn't use the campus as a massage parlor when he entered. There are all kinds of short skirts, black stockings, and high heels. He even saw two little lovers who were secretly doing that behind the school building. As for what technical secondary school, Su Dongpo went in to take a look, either it was a non-mainstream with hair that was weirder than that of Squidward, or it was a special soil fat round. Occasionally, there are a few watery spirits, but that's limited to the eyes, and the face is full of pockmarks. Su Dongpo couldn't look down on the kind of heavy makeup, and Su Dongpo couldn't help but wonder. Isn't there any big-breasted mm in high school these years?
I'm also a soldier king, is he so depressed after returning to the city? In some, people like themselves are all crazy and cool cocks, fighting senior government officials and fighting village officials and big brothers in the underworld. Whether it's a genius Lori, or a daughter of a huge rich, even if it's the child of a high-ranking official, it's all secretly in love with you. But in the face of reality, Su Dongpo can only rely on me to play a few tender models who can be for money.
Su Dongpo played in Shanghai for a week, during which his unit contacted him several times, but he was determined not to go, and those people couldn't do anything about him. Just a week later, Su Dongpo was preparing to go to Hong Kong to ask Zhang Xiaojun to take him to Dongguan to play the dragon and phoenix, or to play a few real stars in Hong Kong. It was at this time that news suddenly came from the Northeast that Su Ye, the king of the Northeast, was imprisoned, and his black property was exposed.
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