Chapter 160: It's She, It's She, It's She
Early the next morning.
"Husband, this flying fish suit and embroidered spring knife are very precious, if you don't encounter some special circumstances, it's better not to wear them."
Kou Liansha stood in front of Guo Dan, carefully helping Guo Dan tidy up, looking at him wearing the exquisite, beautiful, and expensive flying fish suit, but there was a trace of worry in his eyes.
"Now it's a special case!"
"Now?"
"Hmm."
Guo Dan nodded, and said: "Your Majesty has recalled the guards, and there is no one to protect me for the time being, Your Majesty said that if you wear a flying fish suit, few people dare to touch me, then you have to wear it, if it is broken, go to Your Majesty and ask for another one, your life is important." ”
Want another piece? What do you think this is?
Kou Liansha couldn't cry or laugh, but her life was indeed more important, so she didn't say anything, and gently swept her shoulder, "Okay! ”
Guo Dan turned sideways very skillfully, showed the flying fish pattern on his shoulder, and said, "How?" ”
Kou Zhuan nodded slightly: "It fits perfectly." ”
Guo Dan's face froze, thinking to himself, when did they start calculating me.
At this time, Xi'er suddenly ran into the house quickly, panting slightly: "Uncle, uncle, there are two Jinyi guards outside who claim to be Beizhen Fusi looking for you." ”
It's a damn Jinyiwei again, oh no, I'm also a Jinyiwei now, I can't scold myself for damning, but there's no need to be afraid. Guo Dan puffed out his chest and said: "Xi'er, don't be afraid, my uncle now has a flying fish suit to protect himself, and mortals can't get close, so you immediately go and gather all the family members to gather in the front yard with hoes." ”
"Oh."
Xi'er nodded as if she was facing a great enemy, her little face was flushed, and she was cute.
"Wait." Kou Liansha pursed her lower lip and said, "In broad daylight, they don't dare to mess around." ”
Guo Dan said: "Yesterday's incident didn't happen in the night, no matter what, we have to call a few knife blockers, otherwise, why do we have so many family members." ”
He's not kidding.
Eating a trench grows wise, remembering to eat or not remembering, that's a fool's doing.
After waiting for a while, he came out of the courtyard, only to see a man and a woman standing, a white-collared blue robe, and a white-collared black robe, the man was that Chen Xusheng, and the woman was Yang Feixu, the only female brocade guard in Daming.
"It's her, it's her, it's her."
Guo Dan pointed to the female brocade guard, and couldn't help but shout: "She woke up yesterday... No, what did she do when she hurt me? ”
Moving his eyes to the side again, he saw three or five families standing five steps away from them, holding hoes and trembling.
"Wow! Shaking more than me! What do I want them to do? ”
Guo Dan looked at the trembling legs of those families, and felt a little dazzled, and suddenly felt weak, and there was no sense of security in his own home. He didn't hate Yang Feixu, they were just ordered to do things, he wanted to hate and hate the group of people above, I was just afraid, whoever called him a rich man, rich people were afraid of death, I wanted to call Kou Zhuan Sha to go home, but I think that I am a man, in front of my own woman, but I can't be cowardly.
"Flying Fish Suit?"
Hearing a shout, I saw that Chen Xusheng pointed at Guo Dan, dumbfounded.
Yaoooo This flying fish suit is really extraordinary, such a long distance, it has caused such a big response. Guo Dan couldn't help but straighten his waist, protect in front of Kou Zhuansha, and strode over.
Yang Feixu glanced at it, and then looked at the embroidered spring knife on Guo Dan's waist, and his brows couldn't help frowning.
"Where did you steal this flying fish suit?"
When Guo Dan walked in front of him, Chen Xusheng reacted, and suddenly asked in surprise.
is worthy of Jinyiwei, it is so natural to falsely accuse people, and it doesn't seem to be pretending at all. Guo Dan frowned and said: "What stolen, will you chat, you go and steal a piece that fits so well and show me, I bought it." ”
"Bought?"
Chen Xusheng's eyes widened: "Where can you buy it, I'll buy it too... Ahem, cough, nonsense, who dares to sell this flying fish suit? ”
"What a lie to you, I bought it from Your Majesty."
"Husband."
Behind him, Kou Liansha hurriedly whispered.
Chen Xusheng noticed Kou Zhuansha at this time, and turned his head to look, Guo Dan hurriedly protected Kou Zhuansha, "Look at your sister." ”
"She's my sister?" Chen Xusheng was surprised.
A three-day black line appeared on Guo Dan's forehead, "Just like you, you are embarrassed." ”
Chen Xusheng can be regarded as coming to his senses, and hummed: "What's so great, in my eyes, no woman can compare to my third sister, my third sister is the most beautiful in Jinyiwei." ”
As soon as the words fell, I saw the handle of the knife in Yang Feixu's hand out of his body, and immediately heard a muffled sound from Chen Xusheng's mouth.
This muffled sound, Guo Dan is so familiar.
Seeing Chen Xusheng covering his chest again, holding his breath, he said, "You guys talk first, I... I'll sit down for a while. Then he stepped aside and sat down on the railing of the corridor.
Talk about your sister, this way of chatting, who can stand it! Guo Dan subconsciously took a step back, and found that the step was too big, so he retreated behind Kou Zhuansha, and hurriedly took a small step forward, at least to ensure that it was level, and hurriedly took off the embroidered spring knife from his waist, "Tell you, I also have the embroidered spring knife." ”
Yang Feixu saw that the embroidered spring knife was in the hand of Guo Dan, who couldn't even hold the knife steadily, and a touch of anger flashed in his eyes.
"I'm afraid!" Guo Dan saw that Yang Feixu was silent, and tried to say a word, but seeing that he was still silent, he acquiesced to her, and said, "Hey." What are you doing in my house? ”
When Yang Feixu heard this, his expression was slightly embarrassed, he glanced at Guo Dan coldly, and said extremely unwillingly: "I was ordered to come to protect you." ”
"I accompany. Ahem, ahem! ”
Chen Xusheng hasn't slowed down yet, "Who let the boss assign you to our flag team." ”
"Protect me?"
Guo Dan exclaimed, thinking, it won't be fake again. But after thinking about it, this is what he asked Wanli in person, there should be no fake, and then again, he has no way to fake it.
It's just that he never thought that he would send a woman to protect him, which made him very angry, "The above actually sent you a woman to protect me, you honestly, have you already found out my bottom clearly, it really makes sense, can you give some privacy." ”
"Huh?"
Kou Zhuansha looked at Guo Dan in surprise.
"Uh... Madame, don't get me wrong, I mean, generally speaking, men protect women, how can women be allowed to protect men, slaves too... Ahem, men also have to save face. ”
"You can be content, my third sister is the fastest swordsman in Jinyiwei." Chen Xusheng said indignantly.
Guo Dan snorted: "I'm still the fastest gun in the tooth industry... The slow gunner is a long-lasting, stable output player. ”
Kou Zhuansha wondered, "Husband, what are you talking about?" ”
"No... It's nothing. Guo smiled awkwardly.
Chen Xusheng snorted: "Slow gunner, I can see this." ”
"It's good to see it." Guo Dan nodded seriously.
Yang Feixu said suddenly: "If you don't want me to protect you, you can tell the above." ”
"Yes, I have to change... Changed... Well.... ”
Halfway through the words, Guo Dan suddenly thought, this woman's figure, no, her skills are really good, especially the thumb, tsk, how can such a delicate thumb have a mechanical elasticity? Tsk, if you want to take it off, it will be broken. He rolled his eyes and said, "This is not something I can change if I say it, I just don't understand why I sent you to protect me, what else is the first fast knife hand, really fake, if you can win against my few unsuccessful family members, I will believe you." ”
He gestured to the hoe-wielding ladies.
"Ahh
"Ahh
"Ahh Yes! Yes! ”
I saw the three or five family members groan in pain, and then fainted to the ground.
Not so exaggerated!
Guo Dan looked at the family members lying on the ground with a long mouth, "You... You guys.... ”
I was so angry that I couldn't say it all.
Yang Feixu sneered: "Sure enough, it's not a success." ”
"That's you!"
Guo Dan suddenly pointed at Yang Feixu and said, "I didn't expect that you still have internal strength and can beat people in the air." ”
Yang Feixu was stunned for a moment, and then said, "You misunderstood ......." ”
"There is no misunderstanding, this is what I saw with my own eyes, can there be any fake, I want you to protect me, no one else can." Guo Dan waved his hand.
Yang Feixu frowned, glanced at the family lying on the ground again, and couldn't help but flash a trace of hatred.
Kou Zhuansha was a little worried: "Husband, ......" ”
"Don't be afraid."
Guo Dan turned his head and said in a low voice: "I won't change my mind." ”
Kou Liansha's face flushed, and she couldn't help but glare at him.
Guo Dan thought to himself, this woman is good, the most important thing is that she is a woman, at least I still have a slow gun to suppress the call, if I change to a man, there will be no soap in these years. The first one said, "Let's go." ”
"Where to go?"
Chen Xusheng asked.
"Go to work."
Guo Dan said: "On my first day in office today, I must know where the office is." ”
"It's shameless to take office." Chen Xusheng glanced at Guo Dan with disdain.
Guo Dan didn't care at all, and whispered to Kou Zhuansha: "Go and get a card ..... for your husband first." ”
"Get a card?"
"Uh... It's just to report for duty, so that they don't have to put on small shoes for me in the future. ”
Kou Zhuansha also felt that it should be so, nodded and said, "You can go with confidence, I will watch the tooth shop." ”
Although the guards were transferred, the forbidden army was still there, and Guo Dan was not very worried, and strode towards the door.
Yang Feixu gritted his teeth, and his eyes flashed behind him with anger.
"Who is it?"
As soon as he got out of the gate, he heard a neighing sound, which frightened Guo Dan, and when he looked up, he saw a black horse tied to the left side of the door.
"This horse is for you from above."
Chen Xusheng stepped forward, his tone full of jealousy.
The emperor gave him a flying fish suit and an embroidered spring knife, and Dong Ping had to get a horse to match him.
"Give... For me? ”
Guo Dan hurriedly took out a silk handkerchief and wiped his sweat.
Chen Xusheng glanced at Guo Dan and said, "You won't even know how to ride a horse." ”
Guo said lightly: "Isn't it very strange? ”
Chen Xusheng said: "I haven't seen a Jinyi guard who can't ride a horse. ”
"Could it be that the Jinyi guards are all cavalry, so there are no infantry?"
"Infantry can also ride horses. You really don't know how to ride a horse? ”
"Hmm." Guo Dan nodded.
Chen Xusheng pointed at Guo Dan and said sarcastically: "You can't even ride a horse, come to my brocade guard to do something." ”
Guo Dan was angry, pointed at Chen Xusheng and scolded: "TMD, I don't want to join your Jinyiwei, it was you who forced me to join." ”
Chen Xusheng blinked, his thoughts a little messy.
"It makes no sense." Guo Dan snorted, and looked at his dress today, flying fish suit, embroidered spring knife, if this is on a horse, then it is okay, this way handsome, it is definitely a green hat along the street, I can't help but feel a little itchy, so I asked: "Is it difficult to ride a horse?" ”
Chen Xusheng said: "What's so difficult about riding a horse, not to mention me, when my third sister was six years old, she was thrown on a horse by her father and was able to ride and run." ”
This is child abuse, right? Guo Dan looked at Yang Feixu again and said, "Really? ”
Yang Feixu looked ahead, and said expressionlessly: "It's not throwing." ”
Is it true? Then I don't have a reason why I might not even be as good as a six-year-old girl! Guo Dan hesitated and said, "Then I'll give it a try." ”
He cautiously came to the black horse, patted it gently, and saw that the horse only shook its head slightly, as if it was coquettish, and thought, yes, this horse should have been domesticated, well, this forced brother to pretend.
He was suddenly full of confidence, completely forgot about drunk driving, stepped on the stirrup, got on the horse's back, and clamped his legs in a decent manner, "Driving... Drive.... ”
After driving for a long time, I was still spinning in place.
"What's the situation? Why don't you go! It's not refueling... No, didn't you eat grass? ”
Guo Dan wondered.
Yang Feixu closed his eyes slightly. Chen Xusheng covered his forehead, with an expression that was worse than death.
Chen Chen said cautiously: "Uncle, do you see if this rope is not loosened." ”
Guo Dan looked back, nodded and said, "I think it should be." Do you think that I will now loosen the reins with both hands, step on the stirrups, get off the horse, go to the side of the post, and loosen the rope ......? ”
"Uncle, the rope has been loosened."
Before the words fell, the horse suddenly turned around and galloped out, almost not jolting Guo Dan down, only to see Guo Dan subconsciously lying on the horse's back, holding the horse's neck with both hands.
It turned out that Guo Dan was tired, and it was also tired, which can be said to have been accumulating strength for a long time.
"You're a liar."
Guo Dan's terrifying screams were heard in the distance.