Volume 1 Crossing the Tang Dynasty Chapter 7 Eating
At breakfast, Lu Xiaoxian and Zhang Meng came to the house of the immoral ghost.
The wooden house where the ghost lived was very spacious, except for a simple bed and wooden table, all around it were covered with wooden shelves, and the wooden shelves were stacked with books.
Lu Xiaoxian has always had a good impression of people who like to read, and he thinks that people who like to read must be rational and cultivated. But what the ghost did completely subverted his cognition.
Sometimes, Lu Xiaoxian even felt that the intrigues and tricks of the immoral ghosts might have been learned from these books.
The wooden table was in the middle of the room, and at this moment, the Lack of Virtue Ghost and the Shaking Wind were sitting side by side in the direction facing the door, and Bai Gongzi was also squatting on the chair on the side decently.
"Sit down!" The Lack of Virtue Ghost pushed the two plates filled with food in front of Lu Xiaoxian and Zhang Meng, and said lightly: "Hurry up, eat quickly!" I still have to work after eating! ”
Glancing at the food on the plate, Lu Xiaoxian almost dropped his jaw in shock: it was actually pretending to be.
His eyes widened, and he double-checked again.
That's right, it's, and it's fresh-looking. Yellow, soft, and several neatly lying on the plate.
Is it tolerable or unbearable!
The damn immoral ghost actually let them eat shit, and 10,000 words of grass and mud floated through Lu Xiaoxian's heart.
The immoral ghost ignored Lu Xiaoxian's murderous gaze and picked up the chopsticks elegantly.
Only then did Lu Xiaoxian realize that there was exactly the same on the plates in front of the immoral ghosts, shaking the wind and Bai Gongzi.
I don't believe that Lu Xiaoxian will eat if he kills him, the ghost who lacks virtue will eat!
He must be playing some tricks, Lu Xiaoxian secretly warned himself: Don't panic, be calm, and respond to all changes with no change.
The immoral ghost picked up a handful of from the plate, put it in his mouth and chewed it without hesitation. He looked like he was enjoying himself, as if he wasn't eating, but something delicious.
Shaking the wind like a smile, his eyes swept over the faces of Lu Xiaoxian and Zhang Meng, and he also used chopsticks to pick up the and put it into his mouth.
Bai Gongzi didn't know how to use chopsticks, but it couldn't be difficult, it lowered its head and stretched out its long tongue, rolled a piece of into its mouth, and ate it with relish.
Lu Xiaoxian's stomach began to turn upside down, he gritted his teeth, and stood still without moving.
Zhang Meng's situation was not much better, covering his mouth and retching.
"It tastes good!" The immoral ghost glanced at Bai Gongzi.
Bai Gongzi nodded, his pointed mouth kept moving.
The immoral ghost said to Lu Xiaoxian and Zhang Meng while eating: "To be a slave you have to work, people are iron and steel, and only when you are full can you have strength, don't you two want to be lazy?" Hurry up and eat! ”
When he spoke, the mouth of the immoral ghost was yellow, and from time to time there were splashes of stars.
Seeing this scene, the pressure on Lu Xiaoxian's stomach rose sharply, and the sour gastric juice was squeezed down his throat to his mouth, he couldn't hold back anymore, and rushed out of the house with his mouth covered.
Zhang Meng had endured a lot of hardship, but when he saw Lu Xiaoxian's appearance, he ran out as if he was infected.
When the two of them arrived outside the house, they began to vomit with a "wow", until the sky was so dark that they even vomited bile.
Finally, Lu Xiaoxian stopped vomiting, gasping for breath, and his head went blank.
It's disgusting, it's disgusting.
How could a ghost lacking virtue be so perverted and actually eat shit.
"If others can eat it, why can't you two eat it? Are you more valuable than others? ”
I don't know when, the ghost of lack of virtue appeared behind them, and his sharp words pierced the bottom of his heart.
Lu Xiaoxian turned around abruptly and glared at the immoral ghost: "You...... You ......"
The immoral ghost raised his eyebrows slightly, and looked at Lu Xiaoxian with a smile.
Eating is disgusting, but the lack of virtue is not wrong, why can't others eat it?
The immoral ghost's playful expression greatly stimulated Lu Xiaoxian, and his strong self-esteem made Lu Xiaoxian unable to bear this kind of provocation. He blurted out: "What's the big deal, we can eat it if you can!" ”
As soon as the words came out, Lu Xiaoxian regretted it.
The cunning color in the eyes of the immoral ghost flashed, and he stretched out his thumb to Lu Xiaoxian: "Not bad!" It's kind of backbone! I'm waiting for you! ”
With that, the immoral ghost turned around and entered the house.
It is said that impulsiveness is the devil, and Lu Xiaoxian can't wait to give himself a slap. Why is his mouth so cheap, and he has fallen for the trick of a ghost who lacks virtue.
But if you say it, it is like the water that has been spilled, and it can no longer be taken back.
Zhang Meng looked at Lu Xiaoxian pitifully: "What should we do?" ”
Lu Xiaoxian stubbornly said: "It's not a big deal, let's go in first!" ”
That being said, when they think of really eating, their faces are like bitter melons. They move forward like snails, wishing that the distance would never end.
Eventually, the two of them moved into the cabin and to the table where the was placed.
Looking at the two plates of on the table, Lu Xiaoxian's stomach began to surge again, and he couldn't help but shiver, and his hairs were about to stand up.
The ghost of lack of virtue smiled and looked at Lu Xiaoxian and Zhang Meng, and did not speak.
At this moment, Lu Xiaoxian would rather be disgusted to death than be looked down upon by the immoral ghost. He lowered his mind, picked up his chopsticks and picked up a handful of tragically. When it was handed to his mouth, Lu Xiaoxian's hand trembled, and he couldn't send half a point forward.
"Zhang Meng, otherwise, you should come first!" At the critical moment, Lu Xiaoxian pushed Zhang Meng to the front.
The smile on the face of the lack of virtue was even stronger, like mockery and pity.
Zhang Meng glanced at Lu Xiaoxian, and in desperation, he had to pick up a handful of, close his eyes and put it in his mouth.
After a little chewing, Zhang Meng opened his eyes and said as if he had discovered a new continent: "Xiaoxian, it doesn't seem to be so unpalatable!" ”
Lu Xiaoxian's eyes widened, how can this guy eat with the lack of morality, is the really so delicious?
The immoral ghost didn't intend to let Lu Xiaoxian go, stared at him and said, "It's your turn!" ”
Lu Xiaoxian's teeth itched, but there was nothing he could do. Endure the nausea and comfort yourself: It's okay, anyway, the ghost who lacks virtue eats first, and there is nothing to be ashamed of eating by yourself, it's a big deal!
Taking a deep breath, Lu Xiaoxian resolutely put the chopsticks into his mouth. It was hard to bite into, soft, sour, and had a good taste, and it was not as unpalatable as expected.
"Hahahaha!" The immoral ghost suddenly slapped the table and laughed.
He smoked and smoked, the kind that didn't hold back his laughter, and laughed more than his skin.
Lu Xiaoxian glared at him angrily: "What's so funny!" ”
Finally stopped laughing, and the ghost who lacked virtue said seriously: "This is my own delicacy, grinding cassava and yam into powder, and then boiling it together with wild chrysanthemum, bezoar, skullcap, and red vine." How's that, it tastes good, right? ”
What the?
Not?
Lu Xiaoxian seemed to have been slapped hard, and his mood was 10,000 times more sad and angry than when he was forced to eat just now. I am also a modern person from later generations, and I was actually turned around by this old guy like a monkey.
He stared at the immoral ghost viciously, eager to trample on this hateful face, and greeted the eighteenth generation of the ancestors of the immoral ghost in his heart.
The immoral ghost said unhurriedly: "Using it to make breakfast can not only satisfy hunger, but also prevent miasma in the mountains. ”
No wonder the Lack of Virtue Ghost, Shaking Wind and Bai Gongzi are not afraid of the miasma in the mountains, it turns out that the mystery is here. Now that the words are clear, of course Lu Xiaoxian will not refuse, unless he doesn't plan to live.
Even if so, does it have to be like?
Lu Xiaoxian was depressed, specially, can you be more upright, more sincere, and less routine.
The ghost of lack of virtue looked deep: "What the eyes see is sometimes not necessarily true!" In this world, you will think what you are afraid of, and you will listen to what you believe. What is really frightening is not the outside world, but the heart. ”
Shaking the wind reminded Lu Xiaoxian on the side: "What are you doing in a daze? Don't you want to thank Senior Brother for his teachings? ”
Lu Xiaoxian gritted his teeth secretly: Thank you, thank you uncle, thank you for your whole family, thank you for the eighteenth generation of your ancestors!
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