Chapter 303: Schrödinger's Treasury Uncertainty Theorem (Fourth Update!) Ask for votes! )

So Zhuang Chengyi shouted vigorously: "Raising incorruptible money is good governance!" Our household department can cooperate with the ministry in the shortest possible time to calculate how to withhold and pay the pension! ”

Then Zhao Huan, Li Gang, Li Ruobing and other bigwigs looked at Zhuang Chengyi.

The words withholding and paying don't seem to have anything to do with the word distribution?

However, Zhuang Chengyi, who is a Pixiu, didn't care about words such as distribution, but glared at Li Ruobing and the others: "What are you looking at the old man for?" Haven't you ever seen the poor clanging Hubu Shangshu? ”

The treasury is so empty that you can run mice, and you still have the face to let the treasury pay you to support you? I don't know what these four words mean by honesty and dedication, bastard!

If it weren't for the fear that the money would be taken away by the officials, the old man was going to let the internal money make up for it just now, do you know bastard!

After complaining frantically in his heart for a while, Zhuang Pixiu bowed down and said: "Qi Guan's family, if there is nothing wrong, the minister will retire first?" ”

"Ahem!"

There was really nothing to be done about Zhuang Chengyi's thickness, and Zhao Huan had to cough and said, "Zhuang Qing, slow down." I still have one more thing to discuss with Zhuang Qinghaosheng. ”

"The household department has no money!"

Zhuang Pixiu didn't think about it, and even planned to say something to Zhao Huan, but the four words "no money" blurted out.

And Zhao Huan's face turned black after hearing the four words that the household department has no money-

Why didn't I say anything, you old puppet shouted that you don't have any money? If it weren't for the fact that your treasury didn't drop the chain during the last expedition, I really wanted to chop you old horseman!

After performing the ten tortures on Zhuang Pixiu in his heart, Zhao Huan simply smiled and said, "An excellent horse farm that is bigger than the entire Bianjing, do you want it?" ”

"The melon and fruit production area that is enough for the people of the Great Song Dynasty to eat, do you want it?"

"The entire Great Song Dynasty and even the whole world is the best cotton producing area, do you want it?"

"Do you want coal?"

"Do you want iron?"

"Do you want Hetian Jade Mine?"

"Do you want a sheep fat jade mine?"

“……”

Every time he heard Zhao Huan say, Zhuang Chengyi's waist bowed slightly, and after Zhao Huan finished speaking, the corners of Zhuang Chengyi's mouth unconsciously drooled.

"Yes!"

Zhuang Chengyi drooled without hesitation: "The horse farm, the mine, and the land, these are all my Da Song's, and the laborers above are also my Da Song's, and I want all my households!" ”

"But ......"

Zhao Huan's face showed a hint of embarrassment, and said: "Although those places are good, they are all under the control of the Western Liao Yelu Dashi, what does Zhuang Qing think?" ”

"Yelu Dashi, the rebel minister!"

Zhuang Chengyi said without hesitation: "My Great Song Dynasty and the Liao State are brothers' states, and the Liao Emperor Yelu Yanxi fell into the hands of the gold thief, and he had no choice but to entrust this huge country and people to the official family, which is benevolent and righteous." And Yelu Dashi, as a general of the Liao State, did not submit to the Great Song Dynasty according to the edict of the Liao Emperor, but led his troops to the west, and rebelled! ”

With Zhuang Chengyi's generous statement every word, Li Gang and Li Ruobing and other friends were stunned.

Edict? Obviously, Yelu Yanxi is still looking at the stars and the moon over there in the Five Kingdoms City, why did he come out with an edict? Obviously, Emperor Zhao Jixiang is a fool who has to join forces with the Jin State to kill the Liao State, how much brain disease does Yelu Yanxi have to commit to entrust the people of the Liao State to the officials of the Great Song Dynasty?

To put it mildly, Yelu Yanxi doesn't necessarily know about Zhao Huan, the new Great Song official......

However, just when Li Gang, Li Ruobing and other bigwigs were shocked by Zhuang Pixiu's shamelessness, Zhuang Pixiu calmly added four words.

"This is one of them!"

"Second, from the Han Dynasty to the Tang Dynasty, the Western Regions have been the land of the Celestial Dynasty in the Central Plains since ancient times, and the poet Li Qinglian was born in broken leaves. Now that the official family is the son of heaven of the Han family in the Central Plains, shouldn't he take back his homeland? Do you want Li Qinglian to change from a poet immortal of the Han family to a poet immortal of the barbarians? ”

"The third ......"

Talking about it all over the place, it really made Zhuang Pixiu quote the scriptures and pull out countless legitimate and absolutely irresistible reasons.

Then Zhuang Pixiu made an impassioned final closing statement.

"If the official family is willing to expropriate and restore the homeland, the household department can give ten ...... No, the household department can come up with the military expenses needed for a year by 300,000 troops! Even if Weichen went to steal and rob, he would never dare to delay the official family to recover my Han family's homeland! ”

"But I didn't want to hit Jerod Dashi."

Zhao Huan suddenly had the idea of teasing Zhuang Pixiu, so he said with a smile: "Yelu Dashi, my brother is also the king." Now that Brother Wang is heading west, even if I don't give him some help, I shouldn't pull him back behind, right? ”

Zhuang Chengyi glanced at Zhao Huan suspiciously, and seeing that the look on Zhao Huan's face did not seem to be fake, Zhuang Chengyi suddenly became a little anxious.

"Qi Guan's family, the minister really doesn't know where to get what Brother Wang said? The official family is the son of heaven of the Han family, and Yelu Dashi is a former rebel general of the Liao State, how did he become the royal brother of the official family? ”

After snorting coldly, Zhuang Chengyi bowed to Zhao Huan and said: "Minister, risk death to play: the official family does not levy Yelu Dashi, one is ashamed of Yelu Yanxi, the ancestor of the Liao State, the second is ashamed of the sons of heaven of the Han family in all dynasties, and the third is ashamed of the soldiers of the Han family in the Western Regions, how will they face the people of the world in the future?" ”

"Stop!"

Seeing that Zhuang Pixiu was getting more and more outrageous, seeing that he would become a sinner for the ages if he didn't conquer the Western Regions, and even kneel in front of the Martyrs' Shrine more than Bank of China and Xu Baixiang and others, Zhao Huan had no choice but to interrupt Zhuang Chengyi's words first.

Zhao Huan was also very aggrieved in his heart-

When he sent someone to Xiliao before, this old man didn't jump out to do something! Now, as soon as he heard that there were good things in Xiliao, this old man made a mistake and began to shout that he wanted to kill Yelu Dashi.

Bah!

What a shame!

After scolding secretly in his heart, Zhao Huan rubbed his forehead and said: "Although there are many good things in the place where the Yelu Stone is located, but beyond the place where the Yelu Stone is located to the west, it is the place where the gems are poisoned. ”

"The reason why I didn't plan to immediately conquer Yelu Dashi but sent an envoy to Xiliao was to think of using the hand of Yelu Dashi to advance westward."

Tricked!

After Zhuang Chengyi listened to Zhao Huan's plan, he knew that he was being molested by the official family again.

Then Zhuang Chengyi unceremoniously began to point at Sang and scold Huai there.

"Now the treasury is empty, and the officials are easy to lose...... There are already rumors among the people that those who are healthy are also those who are clean in the treasury. ”

"The only way to do this is to hope for the envoy who sent to the Jerod Stone."

Then Zhao Huan was gloomy, watching Zhuang Pixiu make a lot of nonsense there-

The treasury of the Great Song Dynasty is a Schrödinger's treasury, and whether there is money in the treasury or not depends entirely on what you want to do?

His mother!

……

The envoy to Xiliao was Sun Yu, a small waiter of the Ministry of Rites, whose only advantage was that he was bold and knew how to change. The deputy envoy is a wolf eunuch who does not take his own life seriously and never takes other people's lives seriously.

Gogg.

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