Chapter Ninety-Nine: Su Wu reveals his identity
Let's be honest, I actually heard it clearly the first time. I don't mean anything else, I just want to hear it again. After all, since I was a child, it was rare for me to be praised by others, and it was the first time that I was praised by a girl who looked so beautiful. It should be regarded as satisfying my vanity, and it should be regarded as satisfying my manly heart. Anyway, no matter what, it should be the first thing I encountered in this grassland that was worth hapting.
I was very happy, so I accidentally looked at Xiaorou. Xiao Rou was secretly looking at me. But, I don't know why, as soon as I saw me looking at her, she just turned her head away and pretended to be disdainful.
It's really Xiaorou, what have you become so hypocritical? Obviously, I just think I'm amazing in this dress, why do you pretend to be so cold.
Xiaorou, Xiaorou, do you know that for you not to say what Hun clothes you are wearing, even if you ask me to perform a striptease for you, I am also willing.
"Oh, that's good." Su Wu also spoke at this time, but this smell, how could it seem to be Dong Chou?
"Brother Dongfang...... No, it's Brother Dongfang, you're just a clothes rack, what you wear and what you think. Is it time to give me back my clothes? ”
"Here you go, look at your stinginess, a coat is still tangled in asking, it's really picking the door and getting home!" I put my clothes in this guy's hand and said.
However, when I heard Su Wu praise me for wearing this dress, I felt a lot more comfortable. Look at it, we are not heartthrobs, women say it, men still say it. Hehe, I'm really suitable for living in ancient times, I'm really a costume beauty.
"Alright, your clothes are also on, now let's get down to business. You say that you are the envoys of the Han Dynasty, what proof do you have? It's impossible for you to say that with red mouths and white teeth, I will believe you. ”
Also, what they say is quite right. In ancient times, this was what was going to be, isn't there a saying called "private clerical official seal"? That's where it comes in.
Otherwise, after anyone puts on clothes, they can become officials, and then this society will not be chaotic.
In one point, I think it is not only that she does not believe that the three of us are the envoys of the Han Dynasty, but even if the emperor sees the three of us, he cannot say that Su Wu and I are the envoys sent to the Xiongnu at that time. Look at the three of us now, all of them are grizzled, good fellows, no better than beggars who ask for food. If the three of us are the envoys of the Han Dynasty, then the people of the beggar gang are the imperial court!
At this time, it was inconvenient for me to come out, because I didn't have the certificate that Emperor Wu gave me at all. Besides, the clothes on my body are all from other people, where can I hide the certificate given to me by the emperor.
"Hahaha, it's not a secret, I'm a member of the Han Dynasty, and I'm Su Wu, the general of the Zhonglang. A few days ago, I returned home on my orders to the Son of Heaven. I just encountered some trivial things on the way and was delayed. Ah, we met the people of the Wild Bird Clan. They robbed us of our wagons, our food, our clothes, and everything. By the way, I'll tell you more. If you ask us how we are like this, I can tell you unmistakably that we escaped. Last night, the three of us fled all the way here after killing the female leader of the Wild Bird Clan......"
Su Wu, this guy, no wonder he can achieve the position of Zhonglang General, this eloquence is really not comparable to ordinary people, a Pinocchio alive. You look at the way he talks, and he talks endlessly, as if he did what happened last night.
I want to spit on your face and slam my size 42 shoes on your size 40 face.
How can you lie and not blush at all? I wondered. If I could be half as cheeky as you, I would have succeeded a long time ago, so why bother to be a useless little history teacher by now.
Are you doing those things? Tell me which of those things did you?
Grandma's, when people are desperate, you are sleeping on the stake.
"Oh? Are you telling the truth? Are you saying that the three of you were able to kill the Zhang Xinnara clan of the Wild Bird Clan? "Look, people don't believe it.
Su Wu, look at your big belly, do you have the ability?
However, the girl looked incredulous when she heard this, and she looked at the three of us and said, "I am glad if what you say is true." We have been looking for these people in this steppe for a long time. However, these people are very cunning, like rabbits in winter, and they have no place to live, so we have to make a lot of effort, and we have not found any trace of them. Since you said that you killed the Zhang Xinnara clan, then tell me, where are the people of the Wild Bird Clan? ”
Su Wu, this kid, pointed to the direction we escaped and said, "It should be there, I can't be mistaken." ”
(Note: In order to let readers better read this book and facilitate the storyline, I took it upon myself to directly reflect the dialogue of the Xiongnu people in Chinese.) Of course, this is to make it easier for you to bring you a reading experience. )
"Helian iron kettle."
"Yes, Princess."
"You will soon be in the tent, explain the situation to your father, and ask him to move three thousand troops. I want you to take these 3,000 iron horsemen to Nahula and find the people of the Bird-Man Clan. ”
"Yes, Princess. The subordinates will do it. ”
What the? Princess...... O princess. Did you hear that? I didn't expect this to be the princess of the Huns. I wondered, how could this Hun man with five big and three thick looks give birth to such a daughter with fine skin and tender flesh? How can you give birth to this daughter with the face of an angel and the body of a devil? It seems that the evolutionary history of this human race is really incredible.
But at the same time, it could be that I made a fuss. In fact, if you think about it, you can understand that people are single among the Huns. The meaning of this Shan Yu is equivalent to the emperor of our Han Dynasty. What do our emperors have, three palaces and six courts, seventy-two concubines or something. People alone don't marry hundreds of 80 wives. This one wife is not beautiful, and the two wives are not beautiful, it does not mean that more than 100 wives are not beautiful. In case, there is a beautiful one in it, and the person who was born can be imagined.
"I'll leave this matter at that, you haven't been able to come up with anything to prove your identity." The princess looked at Su Wu. Only then did Su Wu remember that Emperor Wu's edict was still in his arms. If you don't submit it at this time, your identity can't be determined, and you will risk killing your head.
"Of course, of course my dear princess." It's really shameless, what have become your dear? It's brazen! Su Wu said, and directly gave Emperor Wu's edict to the princess in his arms.
The princess looked at the content on it, looked at Su Wu, and said, "It seems that you are real." It's good, it's good. By the way, your name is Su Wu, isn't it? ”
"Yes, my name is Su Wu." Su Wu said.
"Okay, there's nothing left for you, give you this." As she spoke, the girl directly returned the edict to Su Wu. Su Wu looked a little disappointed, he thought that the princess was going to ask him something.
This matter, it depends on the face. You look like a fat ball, how can you win a woman's heart? Hey, my poor Su Wu, you just accept your fate!