Chapter 18 Cheng Laosan's madness can lower the IQ of others? (Ask for recommendation, ask for collection)
As soon as the family members of the Cheng Mansion were accustomed to waiting for the scene of father's kindness and filial piety to come to an end, they hurriedly walked into the front hall and cleaned up the mess in the hall, but fortunately, as long as the boiled fish had raw materials, it didn't take too long, so Chef Mei made a large pot of boiled fish again and presented it into the hall.
Drinking fine wine, eating spicy and fragrant boiled fish fillets, the two culprits on the side gave Cheng a flattering smile to bite the golden wine and vegetables, and slapped the sycophants, which finally made the old father turn his anger into joy, and the family returned to the usual peace and tranquility.
Even if there is no Erjingtiao and no Chaotian pepper, but after Cheng Chubi, an unborn culinary genius, the boiled fish cooked with the spices of this era can still stir the taste buds of human beings and feel the spicy and fragrant deliciousness.
A whole pot of boiled fish, which was swept away by the sea of nonsense, Cheng Yanjin poured the last sip of wine and spit out his tongue several times.
"The old man's tongue is so numb, eating this thing is numb and spicy, and he is sweating all over, refreshing."
"By the way, Dad, my mother should be back in a few days, right?" Cheng Laoliu asked with a blink. "The child is a little bit homesick."
Cheng Yanjin put down the wine cup, took a towel to wipe the wine stains on the corner of his mouth and beard, and looked at Cheng Chubi with some emotion mixed with joy.
"Well, your mother went back to Qinghe Province, and it has been almost three months, alas...... Fortunately, your mother was not there for the third child to be in a coma for a few days, otherwise your mother's quick temper really doesn't know what she would be anxious about. ”
"Mother's ......" Cheng Chubi smashed his mouth, his expression was very complicated, his parents died early in his previous life, and he was brought up by his grandfather, and before graduation, his grandfather also died of illness, and there was no direct relative in the world.
Since the fight crossed over to the Tang Dynasty, there is not only a famous father, but also two more brothers and a younger brother, well, there is also a quick-tempered mother who has not yet returned.
There are so many relatives who are related to each other all of a sudden, which really makes Cheng Chubi a little uncomfortable, but fortunately, time should be able to ......
"I said, fourth, why do you have such an ugly expression?" Cheng Chubi saw that the chopsticks in Cheng Laosi's hands beside him fell to the ground, his face was pale, and he looked like a master of the six gods, he couldn't help but be a little confused, what's wrong with this kid, is it because he has eaten too many peppercorns and eaten bad stomach?
"Dad, my mother is coming back in a few days?" Cheng Laosi asked again uncertainly, and when he saw his father nodding affirmatively, Cheng Laosi's whole person collapsed to the ground as if his bones had been sucked away.
"It's over, I haven't written a word of the homework assigned by my mother......"
"What to do? What about you......" Cheng Chumo poked Cheng Chuliang beside him with his finger with a desperate face, Cheng Chuliang smiled coldly, with a desperate expression.
Cheng Chubi saw the old father Cheng Biting Jin sitting on the couch, but he looked excited, picked up his chopsticks and pointed at the son.
"Are you comfortable, before the old man asked you sons to remember your mother's explanation, complete your schoolwork well, one or two is not to pat your chest with the old man to make a guarantee, and when your mother comes back, I think you brothers will honestly go to kneel in the ancestral hall to endorse it......"
"Daddy, don't ...... Child, child is just busy practicing bow horses, and then he forgets. "All the sons of the vote screamed again and again, as if compared with the loving care of the old father's fists and feet, the mother's cultural, ideological and moral education is even more terrifying.
"Except for the third child, you brothers, don't hurry up and make up for your homework, otherwise when your mother returns home, you will think that the old man will say a good word for you." Cheng bit the golden chopsticks and swept it away viciously.
The brothers rushed out of the hall in a row, leaving the father and son Cheng Chubi and Cheng Yanjin, who had not yet come to their senses.
Cheng Yanjin then pulled Cheng Chubi to sit beside him with a pleasant face.
"Third child, you were seriously ill before, but the old man has always hidden it from your mother, of course, the old man will tell your mother, saying that you have had some minor illnesses these days, and your physical health is not good, so that it is difficult to complete your schoolwork......"
"In addition, don't mention the matter of drinking and dying of drunkenness in front of your mother, otherwise the old man will also suffer...... Ahem, otherwise your two brothers will not be able to eat and walk around. ”
Seeing the Datang bully with an embarrassed expression, Cheng Chubi felt both warm and a little funny, unexpectedly, the famous Datang Xungui bully was actually a heartfelt husband in front of his own lady.
"Don't worry, Dad, the child is not so stupid, and he will definitely not talk nonsense."
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In the following days, it was a difficult time to wait anxiously, and Li Shimin was very intimate to let Fang Xuanling stay at home to rest, just so that he could guard his wife and children in the house.
Up and down the Fang family, although everyone worked hard to maintain an optimistic attitude, from Fang Xuanling to Fang Jun, everyone was uneasy in their hearts.
Only Fang Zheng, a little kid, still has no heart and lungs, and he should eat and play every day, but his performance like this made Fang Xuanling and Lu feel a little more at ease.
And the wife and children of Fang Xuanling, the famous minister of the Tang Dynasty, were bitten by a mad dog, and Fang Daxiang Ye was in a hurry to go to the doctor, so he actually invited the third child of the Cheng family, who was obviously sick in the brain, to come forward for treatment.
According to the gossip from an unstable channel, in the mansion of Fang Xiang, Sun Simiao and Yuan Tiangang, two famous Chinese medicine saints, are also there.
But it seems that they had some disputes, and in the end, Fang Daxiangye was like being poisoned, and did not let these two treat his wife and children, but let Cheng Chubi treat them.
At this moment, the gossip circle in the entire Chang'an City suddenly boiled again, and everyone speculated curiously, could the madness of the third son of the Cheng family lower the IQ of others?
Although the gossip was enthusiastic, it did not prevent the officers in Chang'an City from taking action one after another and began to check all the canines in the city to prevent another tragedy such as mad dogs hurting people.
As for Cheng Chubi, after giving Fang Fu a shot, he continued his research and development of rabies virus vaccine.
Before noon, Fang Jun came to visit, with a panicked look, and Cheng Chubi couldn't help but tremble a little, could it be that there was something wrong with the attenuated vaccine he prepared?
"Brother Chubi, something happened, someone is sick." Fang Jun shouted before he could get close. This sentence made the fourth, fifth, and sixth children of the Cheng family, who were originally staying in the room honestly copying the homework "Thousand Character Text" assigned by his mother Cui, all come out.
Fortunately, Fang Jun didn't sell it, and told Cheng Chubi that today was the third day, and Cheng Chubi was going to give Lu Shi and Fang Zheng a second treatment, and not long after he left Fangfu, he heard a passing neighbor say that someone had committed rabies.
Upon inquiry, I learned that the sick person was one of the injured people who was unwilling to come to the house for treatment that day.
Cheng Chubi finally breathed a sigh of relief and scared Lao Tzu. Fortunately, it was not the attenuated vaccine prepared by myself that went wrong.