Chapter 32: Throwing a Papa? Profitable!

"There is still a daughter in the old man's family, who is twenty-eight years old, although Pu Liu's capital, she can be regarded as virtuous and virtuous, I don't know if I can always accompany the king's side......"

Zhao Huan looked at Master Lin with a confused expression.

You have finished sending your son, and you are going to send your daughter too?

No, you are an old man who is called a gentry at best, and a rich man at worst, where did you come from so many dramas?

"It's a matter of fact, I don't really care if I say it."

In front of the public, it is not easy for Zhao Huan to respond directly, let alone refuse directly.

responded directly, didn't he become the Emperor Renzong who was scolded by She Taijun as the god of sorrow in "Yang Bajie You Chun"?

But if you refuse directly, won't this hurt the hearts of the people? So many people around are watching.

But it is certain that it has nothing to do with Pu Liu's posture, because Zhao Huan has never been greedy for flowers and lustful.

"The affairs in the palace are customized, and with the Empress Dowager Longyou and the Empress Dowager in charge, it is inconvenient for me to interfere."

casually threw the pot on the bodies of Empress Dowager Meng and Empress Zhu, and Zhao Huan's mood suddenly relaxed a little: "However, Master Lin and the people of Taiyuan have a fist, and I also see it in my eyes and remember it in my heart."

Of course, just saying it in my heart is all false, I don't do that, I give you something practical. ”

After finishing speaking, Zhao Huan stood up again and said in a loud voice: "Anyone who donates money and food, no matter how much, will be returned to the people twice, and those who serve in the army to help the war will be rewarded with ten times, and all military merits and pensions will be implemented according to the standards in the army."

In addition, whether it is a person who donates money and food, or a soldier who helps the war, he will be exempted from five years of conscription, and he will be given a plaque from the glorious family. ”

Master Lin suddenly felt a little regretful.

It is a good thing to double the return of the donated money and food, and it is a good thing that you can have the "glorious family" plaque written by the official family in person, but my heart is a little empty, and I always feel a fly in the ointment.

Seeing that Master Lin still wanted to say something more, Zhang Xiaochun hurriedly interjected: "Minister, please ask the officials to inspect Taiyuan, so that the people of Taiyuan can see the face of the sky!" ”

Don't talk about it anymore, your daughter's force value is so high that she can beat her six brothers into dogs, and she can be affectionately called "Rouge Tiger" by her six brothers, so that she hasn't married yet, and the old man has heard her six brothers say it several times in the past few days!

……

There is no fruit throwing.

The cold spring has not passed, and there is no fresh fruit in the entire Taiyuan City, except for some dried fruit preserves that have been stored for a long time, so Zhao Huan traveled around the city, and there was not a single fruit in the car.

I received a lot of gadgets like handkerchiefs.

But Zhao Huan, who returned to the Taiyuan Mansion, didn't feel very happy, and even ordered Wuxin to pull these things to be sealed-

Who would have thought that these little ladies of the Song Dynasty would be so bold as to dare to throw handkerchiefs and other things on the car they were in under the sun?

Forget about throwing a handkerchief, whose fierce mother-in-law threw her belly pocket too?

There are more than one or two!

How will it be recorded in the history books?

"In the first year of Jingkang, the emperor personally conquered and won a great victory. Patrolling Taiyuan, women throw handkerchiefs and belly pockets, and the car is more than ......"

Glancing at Wang Yu and Zhang Xiaochun, who wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, Zhao Huan's face sank, and said, "What, it's funny?" ”

"Inferior faux pas!"

Wang Yu and Zhang Xiaochun bowed down together to plead guilty, but the appearance of shrugging their shoulders was clearly holding back a smile-

It's really funny that the official family is confused by the red belly!

Zhao Huan was also laughed at angrily.

At the beginning, the painting style in the whole Taiyuan city was still very normal, after the reward for the people of Taiyuan was announced, the whole Taiyuan city was cheering, no matter how you look at it, it is a good scene of the monarch and the people enjoying together.

However, as Zhao Huan began to patrol the city, the whole style of painting suddenly changed-

Before the great revival of the Ming Dynasty, the women of the Central Plains Hall could not only go out to play in the middle of the day, but also express their love for the teenagers they liked.

"Pan Yue has a wonderful appearance and a good look. When he was young, he popped up Luoyang Road, and the woman met him, and he couldn't help but haunt him. Zuo Taichong was absolutely ugly, and he also laughed at Yue Youao. So the group of concubines spat together and returned. ”

Liu Xiao annotated and quoted "Yulin": "Anren is beautiful, every line, the old woman throws the car full of fruits." ”

Translated, the spiritual young man Pan An is handsome, and when he goes out, not only a large number of little fans come to hold his hand, but also an old woman throws fruit into his car, and often when he goes out, he can bring a cart of fruit home that does not cost money.

Zuo Taichong is ugly, not only does he not have a fan sister when he goes out, but he also has no fruit, and some of them are just spitting and saliva, so he is very unhappy every time he goes home.

This fully illustrates the yearning for beautiful things hidden in human genes: handsome guys, from ancient times to the present, there will be a large number of big girls and little daughters-in-law who fall for it, and no one will pour it for you can only mean that you are not handsome enough.

Zhao Huan felt that he might as well be ugly, at least he wouldn't be thrown handkerchiefs and other things on the street by these little fans of the Great Song Dynasty, and there would be no such thing as being confused by his belly pocket today.

"Let's say, after Yan Zonghan's army has retreated, Jingguan estimates that it will be built in two or three days, what are the plans for the next step?"

Zhao Huan saw that Wang Yu and Zhang Xiaochun couldn't bear to laugh and endure hardship, so they could only start to change the topic.

After glancing at Wang Yu, Zhang Xiaochun bowed and said: "Qi Guan family, the minister thinks that although the Jin soldiers have retreated, Wanyan Zonghan will definitely not be reconciled, let alone stop there, maybe when he will make a comeback."

Therefore, not only Taiyuan, but also Zhending, Hejian and other places, because they are all facing the key points of the Jin soldiers, they should strengthen their defenses, and at the same time, they should also be prepared for the people to have no harvest after the war. ”

Zhao Huan nodded, looking at Zhang Xiaochun's gaze a little weird-

What are you laughing at when you say you're fine? If you didn't laugh just now, just with your few words, I plan to let you enter the court, and even let you become a young master, and from now on to Dazai training?

Zhang Xiaochun was a little hairy by Zhao Huan, and couldn't help but bow down and say, "Official? ”

"The people's harvest will not be affected, Aiqing can rest assured."

Although Zhang Xiaochun's business ability is much stronger than that of Li Gang and others, although this person has the talent of Zaifu, who made him laugh?

Zhao Huan was so magnanimous that he didn't even pursue Zhang Xiaochun's guilt in slandering himself just now, but continued to study Wanyan Zonghan.

"I should worry that the people have no harvest because of his surname, not me."

Seeing that Zhang Xiaochun and Wang Yu both looked confused, Zhao Huan smiled again and said, "Kou can go, I can also go!"

He dared to bring troops after his surname, why didn't I dare to bring troops? When the time comes, the army will go straight to Xijin Mansion, and the war will start in the Jin Kingdom, so what do the people of my Great Song Dynasty have to worry about? ”

Wang Yu was stimulated by Zhao Huan's words, and even bowed down and said: "Minister, please take the lead for the official family!" ”

"Think twice!"

Zhang Xiaochun bowed down and said: "Xijin Mansion is Nanjing of the Jin Kingdom, and going west to Datong is the Xijing of the Jin Kingdom, and after crossing the Luan River, it is the Zhongjing of the Jin Kingdom, and the Linhuang Mansion further north is its Shangjing.

However, my Great Song Dynasty lacks horses, and even more lacks cavalry that can fight with the Jin soldiers. Even if you can feed the enemy, how can you ensure the supply of arrows and palm mines? ”

"Hejian Mansion is the land of my Great Song Dynasty."

Zhao Huan smiled very happily: "Those with the surname can go south along the Yellow River, and I can naturally go north along the Yellow River, this is one of them."

Second, the Jin soldiers are good at field warfare but are not accustomed to water warfare, so I can take a place to build a city by the sea not far from Xijin Mansion and take the sea route to replenish supplies. ”

"But what about the ship?"

Zhang Xiaochun asked rhetorically: "The emperor forbids the sea, and once burned the big ships of Mulan Boat and maritime merchants, and the small boats are not enough to transport grain, grass and materials. Temporary shipbuilding will take a few months or even a year at the earliest, and Jin Bing may not wait for the official to build the ship, okay? ”

Zhao Huan's face sank at a speed visible to the naked eye.

It's not because Zhang Xiaochun embarrassed himself with a series of rhetorical questions, but because Zhao! Lucky! Soar!

This cargo made a trip to the south at the end of the seventh year of Xuanhe, and when he came back, he smashed the Kangji and Tongji, which had reached the farthest Mulan Pi country (that is, the Murabit Kingdom in West Africa) through the sea chart, as well as the Mulan boat that was larger than the Kangji and Tongji, and the Wanliu boat, which could only go along the coast, and smashed all of them that did not fall, and prepared to be burned as splitting wood!

In addition, this sand sculpture not only smashed the ship and burned the ship, but also dismissed all the shipbuilders by the way, and also made a big ban on the sea!

The key is, you are the official family of the Great Song Dynasty, and you are not the holy ancestor of the people's slaves, your Great Song Dynasty is a small court system, not the slave owner system of the people's slaves, and the high-ranking children you raise under your hands are not as good as Yao Qisheng who was raised by other people's slaves, why do you learn the forbidden sea from others?

What to eat is not enough, what to do is not good, Zhao Jixiang, who is the first in the infighting, is not successful in playing the forbidden sea, so that after Yan Gou Nandu established a small court, he was poor and became a dead dog, and Qin Hui opened the sea and was counted as an official and the people competing for profit.

It can be said unceremoniously that none of the losers in Tianzi can be defeated by him Zhao Jixiang!

And the reason why Zhao Jixiang's sand sculpture came up with this series of saucy operations is because when this sand sculpture was on his southern tour, he heard that someone scolded him for his Dogecoin basket and ran away without fighting, so this goods felt that the maritime merchants were not controlled, so it was better to simply ban it and save trouble.

Just like Fang La's rebellion, Zhao Jixiang's sand sculpture carried out a massacre in the south of the Yangtze River, thinking that if he killed all the people, naturally there would be no rebellion......

What a perfect one-size-fits-all! What a fresh and refined divine logic!

Zhao Huan felt that this sand sculpture was not like the official family of the Great Song Dynasty, but like the twelve emperors who had ceded land and paid compensation from generation to generation in Jiannu, and it was more like an old witch who would rather be with friends than with domestic slaves!

"In addition, the minister has a saying, I don't know if I should say it or not?"

Just when Zhao Huan was thinking about how to toss Zhao Jixiang in his heart, Zhang Xiaochun bowed down and said: "The trouble of the golden soldiers lies in the ...... of the siblings."

PS: I want to take Liu Shaochong's new book "How Handsome Am I" to sacrifice to the sky, and Jesus can't protect him, I said!