"Don't guess, the two who sent us are brother and sister." Lu Yuling explained over there that she was surrounded by a circle of women in the middle.

Jiang Ning was standing on the other end, ordinary people would definitely not be able to hear the sound of talking here, but he could hear it, and he couldn't help but cover his eyes.

To tell the truth, he didn't dare to listen to it or watch it.

How filthy is the mind of the intelligent female animal in this day and age? He already has a deep understanding, and the little foxes are the best proof of this.

Sure enough, there was an exclamation over there.

"Oh, brother and sister!"

"It's okay, brother and sister!"

"It's normal, brother and sister are normal."

"Wouldn't you two be brother and sister too...... Ah no, it's a brother and sister, right? ”

A group of gossip girls were babbling over there.

"Not really." Lu Yuling is not a fool, how could she not guess the meaning of these women next to her, fortunately, she had already thought about how to answer before she came? "This is all arranged by the family, in the past few years, the family has arranged for me I don't know how many blind dates, annoyed to death, but the people who have been introduced to me either want to climb up, or lack of tendons in their brains." ”

"That's right, who is still on a blind date these days?"

"That is, not to mention the social circle, how many people do you know on the Internet?"

"And you ended up looking for such a small one? What is this? The kind that climbs up? Or is it missing a tendon? ”

"It's definitely going up, you see, how low one is, how high the other is, at least half a head behind, how can you do it if you don't climb?"

Another string of laughter.

Jiang Ning couldn't help but want to plug his ears, but he just wanted to hear what those women had to say?

This contradiction in my heart!

"He didn't count on either side, I was so annoyed that I couldn't stand it, and I thought it was boring to waste time, so I simply found one that looked quite pleasing to the eye." Lu Yuling hurriedly explained.

"It's really pleasing to the eye, and this looks like it can go to a beauty pageant."

"Have you ever thought that this is actually what you like?"

"What did Freud say? It's called the subconscious. ”

The women started laughing again, even Freud came out, isn't that the main theory of this guy?

"No, no, the main thing is that our two families are close, my grandfather's generation is comrades-in-arms, and although our fathers are not from the same army, they have a good relationship." Lu Yuling hurriedly explained, and also took the opportunity to throw out the background.

"Yo-it turned out to be a military family."

"You are a soldier, I absolutely believe in your husband's ...... To be honest, if he can also be a soldier, I will definitely worry about whether our army will be able to fight anymore. ”

"You can go to the art troupe! If you sing well, you have a good future. ”

"Okay, okay, don't ask this, what does the army care about us? Big girl! I ask you one thing, I don't know if you care? A slightly older woman, in her thirties, asked, "Do you like girls more?" ”

"What do you mean by being so tactful? Is there a problem with your orientation, is it lace edging? Is it because of this that you chose such a husband, to be honest, your husband's appearance is very good. Another young woman interjected.

The other women's eyes lit up.

"How is this possible?" Lu Yuling shrugged her shoulders.

"What about your husband? Is there a problem with his orientation, I always don't think he is a man. ”

"I feel that way, too."

"Judging by the way you both look, he doesn't seem to have touched you much."

A group of eight women were talking there.

"I don't know, this guy really doesn't look like a man sometimes, with eyes and a needle nose." Lu Yuling began to join the private goods.

There was another burst of laughter, this time louder and longer, for they had already received the answer.

At least they felt they had the answer.

Jiang Ning looked at the rushing river and the waves at the stern of the boat, and once again had the idea of jumping in.

Of course, he also had another impulse, which was to throw all these gossip girls into the river, preferably directly into the propeller.

………………

Jiang Ning is undoubtedly lonely, the boat has only been open for half an hour, and a lot of labels have been attached to his body, such as Xiaoshou, such as picking up soap, and of course, there are inevitably rabbits, which he can't recognize if he wants to or not.

The men are far away from him, after all, his wife is watching from the side! If you get too close, you'll have to explain your motives, intentions, reasons, and reasons first.

Those women don't reject Jiang Ning, but Jiang Ning is definitely how far away to hide, and the current women ......

This feeling of loneliness lasted until noon because it was time for lunch.

The restaurant is on the top platform of the boat, the ship does not have any extra space, the table is foldable, when it is opened, there is a long table, and the chair is the simplest plastic chair, after all, the selling point of this tour group is comfort and affordability, so that you can live comfortably and have a good time, as for the details, don't be too particular.

The meal is packed in a stainless steel dinner plate, two meat and three vegetables, red and green, it looks good, the rice is upside down, a small bowl, the portion is not very much, and finally there is a bowl of egg drop soup.

"Why don't you eat it?" Lu Yuling asked beside her, this woman is definitely very similar to playing the role of a soldier, because she eats quickly, faster than most men.

Jiang Ning didn't answer, but sniffed all the dishes, and then picked up the bowl of egg drop soup and drank it.

"What? Dissatisfied? "The tour guide came over.

"I don't care too much about what I eat, there are only two requirements, one is fresh, the other is hygiene, this meatball is not to say, the fat used in it is so-so, but the lean meat is really not fresh, the chicken wings are frozen, it can't be said to be a disadvantage, but the oil used...... Oh, there is a pesticide smell in the cauliflower, which is a little too much, the meat slices are also not fresh, spinach is the only one that can be seen, but it is also passable, the oil used is still that kind, I really dare not eat, the same is the same with the white water, the problem is also in the oil, but the white itself is not fresh, thrown in the kitchen for at least three days, the only commendable thing is this water, it is actually mountain spring water, and it has been filtered through a layer, and then the eggs and shallots are also good. "Jiang Ning is not a glutton, but don't forget, the rabbit's sense of taste is hundreds of times more sensitive than that of humans, and the rabbit's sense of smell is also good, and with these two points, he is definitely comparable to the top food critics.

The people next to him were all stunned, and the tour guide was also stunned.

No one thinks that Jiang Ning is pretending to be forced, because his current appearance of the rabbit master doesn't have that taste no matter how he pretends to be.

After a while, the guide finally came to his senses.

He ran down and went to find the cook.

Although the tour group and the boat family are one, the interests are basically the same, but in the matter of eating, the tour group will never dare to be sloppy, in case something happens, it is their reputation that is bad.

After a while, the tour guide came with an apology from the chef and the owner.

You can taste the mountain spring water, you can taste the gutter oil, you can know that the water has been left for three days, and in the face of such a person, the shipowner and the chef can't do it if they want to admit it.

"I know, it's not easy to make money now, in fact, my requirements are not high, I don't need any meat and three vegetables or anything, you buy some fresh pork, fresh vegetables, and make a plate of fried meat, it is enough for me, I didn't expect food on the ship." Jiang Ning didn't care about himself, he wasn't here to travel in the first place.

"That's okay, I know, I'll let him change the oil immediately after he gets to the front, and the pork will be bought now, since you like local eggs, then I'll buy more." The owner of the ship said in a loud voice, glaring at the cook as he spoke. Anyway, the posture he showed was that everything was the chef's fault, and this guy was too greedy.

The chef lowered his head, this guy looked very similar to Zhu Shilu, he was also fat and fat, and he looked to be in his forties, wearing a greasy apron.

The ship's owner and cook were sent away.

The table of food was naturally poured into the swill bucket, and when Jiang Ning said this, who still has the appetite to eat this thing, as for those who eat fast, such as Lu Yuling, they are all dumbfounded, and they can't vomit when they want to.

"Yo-you're so good, you must have a hand at cooking." A group of women gathered around, they were originally interested in Jiang Ning, but they couldn't find a topic, but now there is a topic.

"No, no, I won't do it, I'll eat it." Jiang Ning waved his hand again and again.

"If you know how to eat, then we'll follow you." Another woman suggested.

This boat is not directly to the destination, but there are several stops along the road, all of which are some ancient towns, this tour group itself has a honeymoon nature, tourism is not the goal, the real purpose is to eat and drink, enjoy the cultural customs.

Originally, everyone must follow the tour guide, and the old horse knows the way!

Now, because of this meal, everyone has a little doubt about the tour guide, and always feels that the tour guide has colluded with the people below to entertain them with the cheapest things, but the price is the most expensive, and they are all more willing to believe Jiang Ning.

"I've never been here, but it's okay, just ask my wife to make a few phone calls, there must be people she knows who live here." Jiang Ning began to shake the pot.

Of course this is not true, where does Lu Yuling need to make a call? According to her words, there is no place by this river that she has not visited, and she doesn't know how many times she has traveled to those ancient towns?

"Yes, soldiers? There are comrades-in-arms in the south and the north, and this connection is ...... There's no comparison! A woman yelled.

Others seconded it.