"Hey, you kid is cheap and good. Why don't I have this kind of trouble? Hey, teach me how to get into this kind of trouble, I'm not afraid of trouble! ”

"Oh, brother, what should I do if you say that. How should I teach you such a thing? Well...... I can only tell you that your congenital conditions are insufficient. Anyway, when a person is handsome to my level, then trouble will naturally come to the door! This...... Hey, you should get the idea! ”

"Oh...... If you say that, I have nothing more to say. ”

I laughed twice, and directly opened the red silk silk silk given to me by Princess Pingyang, with five big characters written on it: - Wait for you to come back!

"Hmph, that's boring."

I deliberately threw it in a place where Su Wu could reach out and pick it up, this was my scheming.

"Brother Dongfang, can I see what is written on it?" Su Wu picked it up directly, looked at me and asked.

Oh, this kid is really a gentleman, he has been on his body for three days, and he hasn't looked at it, no wonder he can make a name for himself in history. Just for this character, he should leave a name in history for thousands of years!

"Of course you can, you and I are brothers, why can't you look at this little thing, you can appreciate it slowly." As I spoke, I excitedly opened Xiaorou's white silk silk, and there were also five big words written on it: - Never come back!

"Hmph, it's really me talking!" I put it in my arms directly, for fear that Su Wu would see the content above!

"Brother Dongfang, show me that one too, I'm more curious."

"Forget it, boring woman, boring letters. Aren't you holding Princess Pingyang? This one and that one have a similar meaning. ”

"Didn't you say we're brothers?"

"Yes, it's true that it's a brother, but this privacy still needs to be there."

"This ......"

"What is this, there are things that can't be shown to others!" I said with a weak heart.

It was at this moment that suddenly the carriage jolted violently a few times, and then, suddenly, it did not go. Su Wu and I were wondering what was going on, and the horseman who was driving the car said directly: "It's broken, it's broken, we've met the bandits who robbed the road!" ”

"What? No...... "That's my voice."

"Ah...... It's broken, I'll just say I'll carry it......" This is Su Wu's voice.

"You two, don't talk about it, let's come out quickly, we are already surrounded by these bandits."

The two of us looked at each other and said, "What should I do?" Why don't you go out and see what's going on? ”

"Why don't you go, neither of us can run away from this matter."

"Okay, let's go out together!"

There's no way around it, if we hide inside, we'll both die. I took the lead in opening the curtain and getting out of the carriage, and at this time, Su Wu also followed. As soon as I looked around the carriage, I could only curse silently in my heart: grass and mud horses!

No wonder there were so many bandits in ancient times, it turned out that there was no monitoring that was good, even if it killed someone, there was no need to be in charge, where to find this good thing?

I only saw the guy at the head, who was five big and three thick, with a big head on his shoulders, and looked at his face full of horizontal meat, I knew that this matter was not simple, and whether he could survive to the Huns was a problem.

"Listen, both of you, hand over all the valuable things on your body, and if you don't want to die, listen to grandpa. Otherwise...... Hum! "The bandit leader touched the big knife in his hand and looked at us fiercely.

The groom was so frightened that he ran away, and we couldn't find anyone. I looked back at Su Wu, and this thing was actually asleep. Obviously, at this time, I'm a person who understands, it seems that this guy can't be counted on, what a bastard, you give me this at a critical time, what a big bastard!

I knew that it was not good to say anything at this time, so I could only smile and say: "This strong man, look at you, and your brothers, they are all able-bodied people, why should they be bandits?" Let's talk about it, let's talk about it......"

"Fuck your grandma, what are you talking about, you fucking nonsense, I'm going to kill you!"

"Wait, let's wait, I have one more thing to say. Do you really think that you are taller than me and can beat me, this strong man? "I touched the electric baton in my clothes, and that's my promise. Anyway, why didn't they see it when they changed my clothes? Hehe, you idiot bandit, if you really provoke Uncle Ben, let you have a taste of future technology!

"Yo he, you kid seems to be really impatient, Lao Tzu will send you to the west sky!" As he spoke, the bandit boss cut it down with a knife. As soon as I saw it, it was time to make a move.

He took out the electric rod in his arms and clicked the button directly, but the familiar sound of electric shock did not appear. Seeing that the bandits' arrival was about to fall on my head, I felt someone pull me from behind, and I dodged the knife. I was scared into a cold sweat, this is not a joke, if a knife is slashed on me, not to mention, it will be a death!

I looked at the person behind me, and it turned out to be Su Wu: "Are you okay?" "I thought I was dead, but it looks like I'm alive this time." My heart was pounding, and for the first time I felt so close to death.

"Grandma, see if you survive!" The bandit leader didn't give me a respite at all, and slashed it down with a knife. This time, I couldn't dodge it. Behind him was Su Wu, in front of him was a big sword, and death came again. I instinctively raised the electric baton in my hand, and the knife slashed at the electric baton at once!

I thought I was going to die this time, but what I didn't expect was that the unlucky bandit had a few convulsions and then died. When I looked, the electric baton had been cut off, and the wiring inside was just exposed.

It seems that he has been the first unjust ghost under this short stick.

When the people under this bandit saw that the boss was dead like this, they didn't know what was going on, and they thought I was a martial arts master, and they immediately ran away!

These unconscionable guys, when they see their boss dead, don't come to see what's going on. In this way, Su Wu and I inexplicably picked up a life.

Oops, bad thing, the groom is gone, and the two of us can no longer hide in the carriage. Finally, after our discussion, the two of us sat in the carriage and the other drove the carriage. Wait until you get to the town in front of you, pay for a groom or something. If you really can't do it, just use your identity to find a groom in the government.

In this way, Su Wu and I walked on the road for a few days, and basically nothing happened. When we arrived in the town, we really found a groom, this guy was very tall, and when I heard that he was going to the border, he was reluctant at first. However, I couldn't stand the money given by the two of us, so I reluctantly agreed.