Chapter Seventy-Eight: The Emperor Announces My Ascendancy
"Oh, I said I don't have to bother like this, okay? Are you the leader of the Restoration Society? You know it, it's fine. Besides, I just betrayed you, and I didn't betray my beloved Xiaorou, doesn't that mean losing love. What do you say, father-in-law! ”
This thing must not be written, writing it down is evidence, if the emperor sees this thing, my head will definitely not be saved!
"Well, you're right, it's quite in line with your tone. Well, I think it's necessary for me to tell you what the rules of our Fuchu Society are. Our slogan is freedom, ease, fraternity, democracy. Our central idea is that we never force anyone to join our Restoration Society. When I said this, I obviously saw the old eunuch viciously slap the dagger in his hand, looked at me with malicious eyes, and repeatedly muttered: "Remember, we never force anyone, anyone......"
I'll go, you're not forced, it's like holding a knife to my neck and saying - write quickly!
I looked at the brush and said righteously: "In order to show my determination to join the club and show my infatuation with Xiaorou, I ...... I've decided. I don't want this brush, I decided to write blood on the silk silk to join the club! How's that, that's sincere, isn't it? ”
When the old eunuch heard what I said, he said excitedly: "Okay, you little monkey cub, I really didn't see the wrong person, you are really a kind of man, what a brave man!" ”
I squatted down and dipped it directly in the blood that had just flowed on the ground, and it was better than wasting it before it dried. Anyway, it's my own blood, how can I not want it?
The old eunuch was stunned when he saw this: "You kid, this ...... That's what the fuck you call determination! ”
"Ah, what's the matter, there's blood on the ground anyway, it's mine, why can't I use it, I have to use a new one. Are you stupid! ”
"Little Monkey Cub ......"
After she finished writing, Xiao Rou looked at it and said, "Press the handprint." ”
"No, I've written a blood book, can't I skip this link?"
"What do you think?"
"Forget it, I'll listen to you!" I looked at what I had written, and then, pressed my handprint. Thinking of Yang Bailao, I began to sing: "The north wind blows, the snowflakes are fluttering...... "Hey, this blood book will be my deed of sale in the future." Seemingly...... Even the opportunity to go to the emperor in the future is gone. This is the evidence, this is my handle, when the time comes, I don't know what my future path will be......
The old eunuch took my blood book, looked at it, and said, "Very good, from now on, you will be a member of our Fuchu Society, and I will definitely not embarrass you in the future." ”
"Ah...... This father-in-law, I want to ask, does a newcomer like me need an old man to take it? ”
"Little monkey cub, what do you mean?"
"Ah, that's the case, father-in-law, can you call Xiaorou to be my master, so that I can better complete the task you assigned."
"Gurgle, do you think I don't know your mind? Little monkey cub, are you going for Master? I think you're looking for a lover. ”
"Father-in-law, you don't seem to know what the love between men and women is, right?"
"You ......"
"Don't be angry, since I'm your subordinate, don't blow your beard and stare at me. Oh yes, I'm sorry I forgot you didn't have a beard! ”
"You ......"
"Oh, my stinky mouth, it's not good to say anything, I'm really embarrassed to talk about your shortcomings."
"Little Monkey Cub ......"
"But father-in-law, it seems that your strengths are lost when you attack......
"Xiaorou, open your mouth!"
When I returned to Changle Palace, my left and right faces were already deformed. That's it...... It's about the same as a pig's head. Anyway, it's already numb, so I don't feel pain.
It was a night that really hit me. It turns out that Xiao Rou and the old eunuch have this kind of relationship, it turns out that these two people are going to kill Emperor Wu, it turns out that ...... Xiao Rouxin really has me in it. It's strange, why did I join the so-called Fuchu Society for some reason? Why did I get on the old eunuch's thief ship in a daze? Oops, it's hard now, I have evidence in his hands. Doesn't that mean ...... Did the representative say that I would be at the mercy of this old eunuch in the future?
No, absolutely not! I can't be a dog with his nose led, if that's the case, my life will be over. Well, if you think about it, you must steal this blood book, definitely!
I was thinking about it, lying directly on the bed, about to sleep, at this time, a voice that was neither male nor female sounded outside the Changle Palace: "Dongfang Gongzi, Dongfang Gongzi, are you sleeping?" Are you bedtime? ”
"Who, why are you looking for me when you don't sleep so late?" I came directly to the door, opened the door, and saw a little eunuch: "This little father-in-law, I don't know what you are looking for me?" ”
"Dongfang Gongzi, the emperor said that Dongfang Shuo went to the early dynasty with the ministers today. Dongfang Gongzi, did you hear clearly? ”
"No, wait a minute, are you mispronounced. Going to court? "It's strange, I'm not a civil official of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, nor am I a military general in your court, why do you want me to go to court?
Could it be ...... Could it be ...... This emperor has opened his mind and wants to seal me as a big official to sit down. Hey, if only that were a good thing. But how is this possible? I've just arrived in this world, and I haven't achieved anything yet. Just because I became the emperor's sister, can I become an official directly? Isn't this nepotism too obvious, can you really do whatever you want as an emperor?
Yes, just be able to do whatever you want!
Woohaha, I can't think of it, I can't think of it, I Yin Menglong also have a day when I will be powerful!
Thinking about it, I feel like my thoughts can't keep up with my eyelids. No, I'm going to sleep, I really can't see this good thing in my dreams......
"Dongfang Gongzi, Dongfang Gongzi, hurry up, it's time for the last dynasty." There was a sharp knock on the door, shattering my dreams. I reluctantly got up, opened the door, and saw that it was still the little eunuch, followed by three eunuchs and four palace maids. These people were carrying wooden square plates with clothes and stuff in them.
"Is there a mistake, big brother, I just fell asleep, you just told me to get up, how can I see the emperor like this?"
"Dongfang Gongzi, of course you can't go to the court to see the emperor like this. Don't worry, we've got you covered. The little eunuch said this, and waved his hand directly. Before I could understand what was going on, the group of mermaids rushed in and pressed me to my seat.
Some put my hair away, some put my hat on me, and some dressed me...... All that's left is to get me up, then turn around, and tie my belt or something...... It was about ten minutes anyway, and I changed into clean clothes. This...... Is this the clothes that the Shang Dynasty specially wore?
It's really exquisite, it seems that this matter of seeing the emperor is still a troublesome matter.