Chapter 1340: Am I Stupid?
After Ouyang Xuan'er left, Zhen Cheng had a rare morning in the office. At noon, because the dog baby was engaged, Zhen Cheng drank a lot of wine with Dongfang Invincible.
Although there are not many people left in Hanmang, they are still very lively, and the arrival of Yu Youya adds to Hanmang's joyful anger. The sounds of laughter and scolding came and went, and the unhappiness caused by the matter of the dog baby was swept away in the staggering.
In order for his great-granddaughter to live a more comfortable life, Dongfang Invincible stubbornly took Pan Xingxing back to the base. Pan Xingxing did not object, because in the days of getting along with Dongfang Invincible, he did gain a lot as Zhen Cheng said.
Dog Wazi also wanted to live in the wolf base with Pan Xingxing, but because of Dongfang Xiaoyu's insistence, he had to give up. Rushing over early and coming back at night when the sun sets, this is the task that Zhen Cheng and Dongfang Invincible assigned to Gou Wazi and Dongfang Xiaoyu together.
After Zhen Cheng sent Dongfang Invincible away, in order to be quieter, he ran to Yan Da's room for temporary refuge.
The dog baby was engaged, and Yan Da took a few juniors and disciples to participate, but he just ate, and then left quickly. For many years, the brothers in Swallow Lane have lived like this, and being able to participate has already given Zhen Cheng a lot of face. For Han Mang's love ceremony, and now his engagement, including Yan Da, it is not clear what kind of organization Zhen Cheng wants to build Han Mang.
The brothers in Swallow Lane seemed to know that Zhen Cheng would definitely come to the eldest brother's room, and when Zhen Cheng walked into Yan Da's room, the sofa was crowded with people, and Yan Dazheng was standing by the bed coquettishly to enjoy the scenery.
"It's all here!" Zhen Cheng looked around, said with a smile, and saw Yan Twelve sitting alone on a single sofa, and walked over directly and sat on the armrest of the sofa.
"Director Zhen's frame is getting bigger and bigger, I came back yesterday, the sun is about to set before I came to visit Senior Brother, are you looking for death!" Yan Twelve turned his head and glanced at Zhen Cheng, smiling and mocking.
"Don't blame me this time! In order to rush back, I don't have time to buy you Harbin red sausages, so you can go to the restaurant and ask the master to make some sausages for you! Zhen Cheng drank a lot of wine, pressed his arm on Yan Twelve's shoulder, and said with a smile and a smile.
"Fuck off!" Yan Twelve turned his head and reached out to push Zhen Cheng's head away. No matter how you look at Zhen Cheng, this is a hairy young man, but such a young man from the countryside has now become the person in charge of a secret mission.
"Zhen Cheng, you will get engaged to the dog baby when you come back this time, which one is this? Do you want to tie up the old fox of Dongfang Invincible through engagement? Yan Si watched Yan Twelve and Zhen Cheng making trouble, and hurriedly interjected and asked.
"This kind of in-law is useless, you still have to rely on yourself!" Yan San's thin face was full of disdain, and he was obviously angry at Zhen Cheng's practice of marrying the dog baby.
"Third brother, don't be in a hurry to get angry first!" Zhen Cheng hurriedly sat up straight and explained seriously, "Actually, I can't help this matter, things are in a hurry, that's all!" Zhen Cheng saw that everyone was waiting for himself to explain, and told the whole thing again.
"The upper beam is not right, the lower beam is crooked!" After listening to Zhen Cheng's story, Yan Er said unceremoniously, "You have made Han Mang a miasma now, and this time you returned to Yanjing and was not criticized, but instead promoted Han Mang to the bureau level, which is really unreasonable!" ”
"This is fate!" Yan Wu said sourly.
"You're jealous!" After getting along for a long time, Yan Er and Yan Wu's personalities Zhen Cheng gradually figured it out, although these two old men have strange personalities and speak more ugly, but they are also straightforward people. Although there is still a trace of mustard for Yan Er, with the passage of time and the efforts of both parties, the relationship has now become much better. In the past, Yan Er frowned at most, but now he can open his mouth to joke, which is really progress. Zhen Cheng looked around and said with a smile.
"Jealousy? We want to pinch you to death now! Yan San stared at Zhen Cheng with wide eyes and scolded, "Tell me quickly, what method did you use to raise all the dogs and babies to the Xuan Rank!" If I'm not mistaken, the dog baby is now in the late stage of the Xuan Rank. Jiang Shiheng, Shi Aogen, and Chen Xiaohan have all reached the middle stage of the Xuan Rank. Even the cow baby who fished for three days and dried nets for two days has reached the Xuan Level, do you want to be angry with us old immortals! ”
"Stop!" Yan Twelve stood up from the sofa and shouted, "Third brother, what you said is true? "Just now after eating, Yan Twelve felt that something was wrong, but he didn't think about it. Hearing that the dog baby had surpassed him, he asked excitedly.
"If you don't believe it, you can ask the senior brother and the second senior brother!" Yan San had just broken through the ground steps, and although he was categorical, he didn't dare to be 100% sure in his heart.
"I didn't pay attention just now!" Yan Erlao's face flushed, thinking that he had just eaten with his head bored, and turned his head to look at Yan Da with some embarrassment.
Yan Da still looked out the window coquettishly, even if he heard the discussion of Yan Twelve and others, he still didn't say a word.
"That's it! I've got it all! Zhen Cheng knew that this matter couldn't be hidden, Yan Da stood silently, definitely waiting for himself to confess. The old thing pretending to be X is having fun, now go and disturb it, maybe how to squeeze yourself later?
"Say it! You brute, you think about your apprentice when you have benefits, why don't you leave me some benefits! Yan Twelve was angry and wanted to go up and pinch Zhen Cheng's neck, and wanted to stomp his feet and hold his orchid finger to scold Zhen Cheng angrily like Liu Ying, but seeing that all the senior brothers were waiting to listen to Zhen Cheng's explanation, he angrily pushed Zhen Cheng to the sofa and sat down, and sat on the armrest of the sofa.
"Actually, this incident is a coincidence. To be clear, this is really not something I can control. Don't get excited, I'll explain it little by little! Zhen Cheng restrained his smile, smiled bitterly and took the lead in reassuring everyone, then coughed twice, like a storyteller, and slowly began to speak.
From how he got the black jade, to how Jiang Shiheng got the peacock elixir, and how he was clever and clever, he taught all the brothers the deadwood exercises, one after another, and then exaggerated his own wisdom and martial arts, drank two cups of tea, and went to the toilet three times, Zhen Cheng finally explained the whole thing.
Yan Twelve stopped talking, if Zhen Cheng didn't lie, it seems that Zhen Cheng can't be blamed for this matter. Others didn't dare to say it, with Zhen Cheng's character as a cook, how could he be willing to waste black jade so much? Peacock elixir is Jiang Shiheng's item, and this doesn't seem to be blamed on Zhen Cheng's head. But I don't know weishenme, Yan Twelve still feels that something is wrong. Something seems to be missing.
Yan Da's room was very quiet, Zhen Cheng blinked his eyes and peeked at Yan Da's reaction, but unfortunately, Yan Da was like a stone carving and woodcarving, his posture didn't move, he was still so coquettish and elegant, standing with infinite B.
Yan Er frowned, his walnut face was wrinkled, and he lowered his head and recalled the story Zhen Cheng had just told. Yes, Zhen Cheng just tells the story again, tells it vividly, and renders himself so great very shamelessly.
"Is that deadwood exercise the one you gave to the master last time!" Yan Da suddenly turned around, stared at Zhen Cheng, and asked in an expressionless cold voice.
"!" Zhen Cheng scolded in his heart, but he was still discovered by this old thing.
"Speak!" Seeing that Zhen Cheng pretended not to hear, Yan Da raised his voice.
"You're an old immortal, can't you make a quieter voice?" Zhen Cheng scolded angrily. Seeing that Yan Wu and Yan San were also flushed and about to go crazy, Zhen Cheng raised his hands and said, "I just have such a little secret, you have to dig it out, where is the reason!" ”
"What a fart! If you don't say it today, I'll curse, wait for the thunder to kill you! Yan Twelve thought that he had been overtaken by the dog, and angrily slapped Zhen Cheng's back and urged loudly.
"It's a little different!" Zhen Cheng really wants to protect the body of King Kong, drum up his true qi, and shock Feiyan Twelve, a brute, just beat it, why is he still pinching it like a woman?
"Be specific!" Yan Da nodded, thought for a while and said, "You modified the Deadwood Technique, right?" ”
"Sort of!" Zhen Cheng said very proudly and stinkyly, "When I first cultivated, I didn't understand the structure of the human body, so I practiced the Deadwood Technique indiscriminately. So when I was in Heilongjiang last year, didn't I lose my internal strength at a stage? Later, when I went to a high-risk prison to study medicine, Miao Siren told me that my dantian was injured, and then he used Chinese medicine to help me recuperate for several months before he healed my internal injuries. Later, I studied medical skills, understood the characteristics of the seven meridians and eight veins, and when I practiced the Deadwood Exercises, I felt that something was wrong, so I adjusted it! What Chen Xiaohan taught them this time was an improved version of the Deadwood Exercises! ”
"You're so daring!" When Zhen Cheng said that he had modified the Deadwood Exercises, the whole room was quiet. When Zhen Cheng finished speaking, Yan Er and the others looked at Zhen Cheng speechless in a daze, Yan Da looked at Zhen Cheng and said with a wry smile, "Fools have foolish blessings, probably you!" ”
"Am I stupid?" Zhen Cheng looked at everyone with a face full of grievances and asked.
"Tiger! (Northeast dialect, silly X) Yan Er and the others shouted in unison.
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