Liu Xikui played the matchmaker in "The Legend of the West Chamber" in "Guangde Building", with heavy makeup on her head. Although he couldn't see his true face, Liu Xikui's demeanor and movements made Zhang Hanqing conclude that this was a beauty with good cultivation, because her appearance was also excellent.

If a beautiful woman has a tutor, she is a show girl; If there is intelligence, it is a talented woman; If there is a tutor and a smart one, he can go out of the hall and make everyone beautiful; If you can go down to the kitchen, it is called Xiuwai Huizhong. Liu Xikui is as gentle and lovely as the girl next door, beautiful and dignified.

A woman has a good face and is called a good grade; The figure is also good, called the best; The figure is good, too, and it is called a gem. Liu Xikui's facial features are extremely beautiful, and if he wants to sing and play, he will never lose his natural figure, and he can have such an achievement in the opera industry, and his natural posture is first-class, which is a masterpiece. Looking back and smiling, the six palaces have no color. There is a unique feminine beauty between gestures, and Yang Guifei is reborn, but that's it, right?

didn't listen to the warbler's words three or two times, and there was a beautiful love first. Most of the audience in the audience are fans of Liu, and Liu Xikui's performance can't help but resonate. So the audience cheered in unison: "Xikui! Hi Kui! Hi Kui! Hi Kui! The lively scene is no less than Andy Lau's concert in its heyday, and even surpasses it.

Zhang Hanqing fell in love with her at that time, no wonder "Aesthetics" said: "Beautiful things always make people love", he hummed a lyric from his heart: "I am not afraid that the wind will blow away love, thousands of rivers and mountains are always love".

Even the hero Cai Ye couldn't help but exclaim in his heart: "I didn't expect that it is better to be famous than to meet, and it is more like to be famous when we meet, and it is really beautiful enough." "It is impossible for General Cai, who is mixed in the major theaters, to be unclear about Liu Xikui's various lace legends. In this atmosphere, even General Cai, who has always been serious, couldn't help but show what he had learned in his chest, he laughed and said to Zhang Hanqing: "Hanqing, I suddenly remembered an anecdote in Beijing. The protagonist is a famous celebrity named Yi Shifu. This person once served as Qinlian Dao in Guangdong, and regarded himself as an old man of the Manchu Qing Dynasty. He is also a loyal fan of Liu Xikui, and he must go to Liu Xikui's apartment once a day, rain or shine, full of enthusiasm, and every time he enters, he shouts: 'My mother! Here I go again! He has written many poems in praise of Liu Xikui. ”

Zhang Hanqing was a little unconvinced, this is like a joke. It is not fashionable to study the wild state of this era, and now is not the time for the Wei and Jin dynasties to be trendy.

General Cai finally talked about this situation, and when he saw that Zhang Hanqing didn't believe it, he shook his head and flaunted it: "He once made seven wishes to the sky, and I will read them to you." The people next to him were interested and joined the audience. Since celebrities can't get it, it's quite satisfying to listen to anecdotes, and Chinese are good at it.

General Cai's voice is strong and thick, sonorous and powerful:

"I wish to turn into a silkworm and spin silk, and ride under the crotch of Yueyue Xikui.

The second wish is to weave cotton into cloth and cut it into Xikui crotch pants.

Three wishes to turn grass into paper, Xikui changing clothes are often touched.

The four wishes are fried in the kettle, and the hot spring is bathed in Xikui.

Five wishes Xi Kui body into a pen, easy to carry into the straight.

Six wishes Xikui incarnate me, I can do whatever I want.

Seven wishes that Xikui's parents have the privilege of being a son-in-law and mother-in-law. ”

There are people next to you who know about this, they will laugh heartily, and those who don't know will be busy asking others. Fortunately, this is a vernacular poem, and even those who are illiterate know about ninety out of nine.

Although this poem is vulgar, the statement is also explicit, and it is extremely obscene, but it expresses the hearts of many people today, at least Zhang Hanqing has a relative. He thought to himself: "Poetry is a good poem, but Lao Tzu can't do it, it's too low." Our young handsome is romantic, but not obscene. Alas, why do people always have to protect that face when they live in the world? I thought again: "No wonder there were always scenes of villains robbing relatives in operas before, this kind of national color is fragrant, and it's strange that no one has a crooked idea." People say that they are in trouble, but they really don't just talk about it. Even Lao Tzu, a young man like Lao Tzu, who has been morally educated for many years, is steady, and clean, thinks about bullying people's women, let alone others? ”

Turning his mind and lewdness: "If Lao Tzu is now in power, do you want to go back to the pressure of public opinion and do a thing of Wang Laohu robbing his relatives?" ”

Cai Yi teased a little, but didn't get a response, thinking that Zhang Hanqing still didn't believe it, so he racked his brains to recall it, and said to Zhang Hanqing: "This thing is true, and later there is a poem that also talks about this matter:

Liu Erjia in the south of Luoma Street, a white-headed poet and guest drama career.

The entry took off his hat and shouted his mother, and the goddess scattered the flowers. ”

Zhang Hanqing pondered the scene carefully, thinking about the crazy appearance of the white-haired Yi Shifu shouting "my mother" while walking regardless of his age, and couldn't help but laugh too.

At the same time, there was a "flutter" sound, but a young man was about to pounce on the stage and tripped over the railing on the side. Someone helped him up, and the man was cute, and pushed the person next to him and said, "I want to be close to Xikui!" ”

Zhang Hanqing looked at the poor child, this person was only about twenty, and his figure was pitifully thin, like a reed stick. It seems that Liu Xikui, who is in unrequited love, has reached the point of madness, and it is estimated that he is not lightly ill. Think about the news before the crossing, it was said that "female fans committed suicide by jumping into the sea in order to chase stars, and their old father who sold his kidney was dissatisfied and only took a photo to jump into the sea".

Some people saw him pitiful and ridiculous, so they bet on whether he dared to hug Liu Xikui in public.

The man had indulged in it and could not extricate himself. Also, Liu Xikui is a peerless beauty, and then she plays the affectionate matchmaker, her charming and soft attitude makes the audience full of spring, and a man will **** himself. Excited by this again, the sperm worm went to the brain and no longer cared about it. After the show, when he waited at the door of the backstage, in front of everyone, he hugged Liu Xikui and kissed him wildly, and there were words in his mouth: "Heart and liver baby, I want to kill you!" ”

Liu Xikui was so frightened that his face was pale, and Zhang Hanqing was also surprised. This, this, this, this is too tough, isn't it? What is the way of the world?

But the greater humiliation made him angry: what he wanted to do but did not dare to do, others did it, and he was so proud, it was unbearable! This is an insult to him.

It's also an insult to the whole world, oh no, the men present!

When it was too late, a young man sitting in the front row suddenly straightened up, took two quick steps, and jumped over the platform. The man firmly blocked between Liu Xikui and Lu Chai Stick's face with one hand, so that he could not do rude things; The body also forcibly squeezed into the gap between the two, and at the same time pushed the reed stick.

But don't look at the thin people of Lu Chai stick, and the strength to initiate love is not small. The young man pushed him several times but couldn't break him away, and he led three people to the side of the stage. The young man was in a hurry and rebuked a few words in a row, "Shameless!" Dirty! At such a critical juncture, he didn't use the slightest foul language, showing a good tutor. However, Xiucai encountered soldiers, and there was no way to deal with this kind of ruffian-style grappling.