Chapter Seventy-Four: It's not easy to fool the emperor
"Our family didn't press you." Wang Dehai feels so wronged, he is a rootless person, what can he do? !
Li Chuan was also awake at this time, and he really didn't press him, Wang Dehai just put his hand on the armrest of the rocking chair and shook it vigorously.
No wonder he felt dizzy!
"Why do you call him father-in-law?" Li Shimin listened to it really well, but didn't this father-in-law call his grandfather?!
"That, since I don't know which dynasty, the eunuchs in the palace who are in high positions will be honored as father-in-law." Li Chuan explained: "Like Mr. Wang, he is called Wang Gonggong. ”
Li Shimin frowned, and even Wang Dehai frowned.
"Sounds awkward!"
Wang Dehai nodded frequently, it was really awkward, it seems that the word father-in-law is not the title of the Tang Dynasty.
"How many dynasties are there after the Tang Dynasty?" Li Shimin asked coldly.
"Tang, Song Yuanming......" Li Chuanshun pouted a few words before he realized that he was being tricked by Li Shimin.
"Go on, you've said so much anyway." Li Shimin curled the corners of his mouth, but his eyes were cold, and he looked good if you didn't say anything.
Li Chuan took a deep breath, "Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing dynasties, the Republic of China, and the Chinese Kingdom." ”
Li Shimin was silent, the Song Dynasty he knew, the Northern Song Dynasty and the Southern Song Dynasty, Li Chuan had talked about it in the story, so after the Song Dynasty, it was the Yuan Dynasty, and the next Ming Dynasty was the dynasty that did not cede land, did not pay compensation, and did not make peace, did he not say anything about the Qing Dynasty, the Republic of China? Huaguo is the dynasty he came from.
"Tell me how you got that mirror in." Li Shimin's thoughts quickly turned back.
Li Chuan can get such a big guy into his dormitory without anyone finding out, which is not an ordinary ability.
For Mr. Li, this has threatened his safety.
If he hadn't had enough confident strength, with Li Chuan's performance, he could basically be pulled out and cut.
Say it, but how do you say it?
Li Chuan began to be entangled, and Li Shimin looked at this kid frowning for a while, flattening his mouth for a while, and squeezing his face into a ball for a while.
"I don't have that much time to wait for you." Li Shimin urged expressionlessly.
"Well, it's not easy to say, no, it should be said, it's not easy to understand." Li Chuan struggled and said: "The simple description is that I can pay some price and take the things of my time." ”
Li Shimin was stunned for a moment, then suddenly sat up straight, and said with bright eyes: "Are you serious? That plane can be brought over too? ”
Li Chuan: "......" He knew it would be like this!
"I can't afford a plane." Li Chuan said: "Your Majesty, have you forgotten that I am a poor ghost?" ”
Li Shimin: "......" was choked, and he didn't know how to answer it.
"You mean, you can buy what you had at that time with money? How did things come about? ”
"That's why it's hard to understand." Li Chuan looked around, found a piece of white paper, dotted two dots on it with a brush, and showed the paper to Li Shimin, "What about these two dots, one represents the Tang Dynasty and the other represents the Huaguo after a thousand years, the two dots are on a plane, and they will never touch each other, but if you fold the paper, ...... it" As he spoke, Li Chuan folded the paper, let the two dots coincide, stretched out his finger, and poked at the overlapping dots, "Look, this is equivalent to opening up the two dynasties, and the items are transmitted through the wormhole in the middle." ”
Li Shimin: "......"
Wang Dehai eavesdropping at the door: "......"
"It's really hard to understand." Li Shimin was a little skeptical of his IQ, he could understand every word Li Chuan said, and he could understand the piece of paper and the two dots he was holding, but he just didn't understand what Li Chuan was talking about.
That's why he couldn't think of movable type printing and hot air balloons?
"Actually, it doesn't matter if you understand it or not, anyway, as long as Your Majesty knows, I can get some things over." After Li Chuan finished speaking, he emphasized: "These things can only be obtained at a price, and they are too expensive." ”
So the planes and tanks he can't see anymore?! Li Shimin is a little unwilling, such a domineering weapon, even if it is expensive, he wants it.
"Pay the price? At what cost? Silver? ”
Li Chuan shook his head, thought for a while, and said, "Probably merit?" ”
The live broadcast room is his secret, and this must not be told to others, not His Majesty Li Er.
"Merit? What merit do Buddhists pay attention to? Li Shimin clapped his hands, "This is easy to do, how many temples do you plan to donate?" I'll do it for you. ”
Li Chuan looked dazed, what does this have to do with the temple?
He was going to use the reason of merit to fool Li Shimin, why was he stunned in the next second?!
"Well, I don't know if the merit I'm talking about has anything to do with Buddhism, the so-called merit is as small as helping others for pleasure, as big as benefiting all the people in the world, this is all merit, in summary, it is to do good deeds, of course, it is the kind of good deeds that really benefit someone, or some people, not donating temples." Li Chuan said and wanted to complain again, "Speaking of temples, why do you want so much, there are more temples, there are more monks, monks need to eat and drink, they will fool the people into donating sesame oil money, and the people's brains will be pumped, and they will donate everything in the family, just to live well in the next life, I can't live in this life, and I still care about the next life?" I don't know what they think! And the temple still has land, and their land is not taxed, what is the difference between this and a blood-sucking leech? These temples are equivalent to leeches lying on the Tang Dynasty to suck blood, how can Your Majesty still think about building more?! ”
crackling and talking, Li Shimin was stunned when he heard it.
He has never looked at the temple from this angle, speaking of which, he believes in Taoism, and Taoism does not seem to pay taxes!
Li Chuan held the teacup and poured water, saying that he was a little thirsty.
He still remembers that there was a neighbor at home, the old man of the family died, and the old lady became Christian, and finally sold the family's multimillion-dollar house and donated it all to the church, and the child almost died of anger, but what could he do? If you don't want to come back, you won't come back.
Li Chuan doesn't quite understand the matter of believing in religion, he thinks that it is a good thing to have a spiritual pillar, but to donate it, you really have to do what you can.
Before anyone else died, they lost all their money!
"So, do you need to do good deeds to accumulate functions and exchange things?" Li Shimin temporarily put down the temple and Taoist temple, and concentrated on thinking about the merits that Li Chuan said, he should understand correctly.
"That's probably what it means." Not really anyway.
"And what else can you change now?" Li Shimin has some expectations.
Li Chuan tugged at the corners of his mouth and showed a smirk, "Wechen's merit is the same as Wechen's purse!" "Poor!
Li Shimin: "......"