Chapter 61: Peach Dynasty Li Zhuang, Tavern Embarrassment
"Dude, you can be regarded as my savior, but ah......" I looked at my clothes, looking at this person's clothes, and said, "I am not from this dynasty after all, if I appear in this dress, others will definitely think of me as an alternative, and maybe kill me." Well, I'll borrow your clothes to wear first, and I'll definitely give it back to you when I have time later! ”
Just do it, the purpose of my visit is not to enjoy the mountains and rivers, I am here to find Xiaorou. According to what she said, Xiao Rou should be in the palace, and I should go there right now. It's just that in this day and age, there is no navigation, there is no car, how should I go?
Forget it, there must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, and since you have already come here, you should not think about these boring questions. Let's put on our clothes first.
So I buried the clothes the old man had given me next to the well and made a mark. When the time comes, when you go back, you will still be in use, but you can't damage it.
After a short period of tidying up himself, a personable beautiful man from the Han Dynasty walked out, of course I pulled, is there anyone else who is qualified to be called a beautiful man? Plus the word Pianpin! Not bad, it fits perfectly!
Anyway, this guy looks so thin, how can I wear his clothes like this? This is the clothes of the Han Dynasty, if it were the current clothes, I wouldn't be able to wear it even if it was torn.
It seems that the ancient times were not useless, and the workmanship of this dress is very good!
Uh-huh......
I walked forward satisfied, just feeling something in the middle of the garment resting on my stomach. What is it? It's hard, it looks like a wooden brand. I took out a wooden sign inside my clothes, and there were three big characters written on it, Dongfang Shuo!
Wait, Dongfang Shuo, is this guy Dongfang Shuo next to Emperor Wu? It doesn't look like it, is this guy who molests a widow really the famous Dongfang Shuo in history?
Fake, must be fake. Seeing that this guy has no two flesh and two flesh, and his face is full of obscenity, how can it be the famous Dongfang Shuo in history.
This must be a guy with a heavy name, too, not to mention ancient times, how many people have this same name and surname in life now. So, because of that, I didn't take it seriously. Maybe that Dongfang Shuo is now performing humorous and funny things for Emperor Wu in the palace. Hey, that's fate.
When I think of the palace, I naturally think of Xiao Rou, and when I think of Xiao Rou, I think of Xiao Rou's cooking. It's noon, and I touched my stomach and saw that it was protesting. I know that people are iron and steel, and if you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry, so I looked for it on this country road to see if there were any restaurants or something.
This search, not to mention, really found it. About 200 meters away from me, I saw a wine flag appear, okay! It's a small restaurant, this god really has mercy on me, knowing that when I traveled through time and space, he directly vomited a kilogram of rations. Anyway, is that old man a fake medicine for me, how can I take it, I can't control the dizziness at all, but ...... Somewhere in my body it's getting bigger and bigger!
Grandma's bastard, if Lao Tzu goes back, see if I don't blow up your bastard machine!
Now my stomach is so deflated that I touched my underwear and my wallet was still there! Hehe, this time and space shuttle, if there is no one, how will I mix with society in the future. However, I forgot an important principle, this is not the current society, it is the Han Dynasty of his grandmother, and people don't know the yuan at all!
As soon as I entered the roadside tavern, I learned from the ancients on TV and said, "Little Er, I'll cut a pound of beef for my uncle and serve three bowls of liquor." ”
The shopkeeper saw me all of a sudden, and his eyes seemed to say, is this guy a fool? And I suddenly noticed that not only he was looking at me, but even the other people in the tavern were looking at me in amazement.
What do you see, haven't you ever seen such a handsome guy? What a rarity!
Xiao Er walked over with a smile and said, "This guest officer, I'm really sorry for you, we don't buy beef in this small shop." Don't say that you don't buy it here, that is, all the restaurants in Chang'an don't buy it. ”
"Why don't you buy it, can't I afford to pay for food?" I pretended to be very angry and said, "I'm a famous kid in Chang'an, and this money is really nothing!" ”
"Everyone's son?" Xiao Er looked at me suspiciously: "I really can't see it." This guest officer, if you are really a child of everyone in Chang'an, you should know that this private slaughter of large livestock will be jailed by the government! ”
"Yes...... Is there a rule for this? "I'll go one by one, but fortunately he made it clear, otherwise, I just came here and didn't have a meal, so I would have eaten directly in prison, it's really dangerous!
"Well, this one...... Haha, bastard, do you think I don't know, master? I...... I just tested you to see if this tavern was selling beef without permission. It turns out that no, good, good, you ...... This one...... You bring me a plate of roast chicken, and then give me those three steamed buns, and I'll see if it's delicious!" ”
"Okay, wait a minute, here we are!"
Xiao Er said, and went down directly. I took advantage of this opportunity to observe the people in this tavern.
There were four people in the tavern, and among them, there was a man and a woman, who looked like they were a couple or something. The male is very ordinary, and the female is very beautiful. This man always clips things for this woman, and it looks so warm and romantic.
The other person is an old man, this old man should be very old, with a lot of hair and beard, I guess he should be at the age of a sixtieth birthday or a rare age. Why do you say this, the main reason is that this guy's hands are shaking when he eats, and he can't hold the chopsticks steadily.
I watched the noodles on his chopsticks keep sliding out, he just couldn't hold it, I was really worried about this guy.
The fourth man was stranger, he sat across from my desk, looking at his face, with clear eyebrows. He wore a hat, a white robe, and a large sword on the table. Well, seriously, if this guy was born in our era, he would be considered a little fresh meat or something like that, much better than "Cai Xu Kun" and the like.
When the man saw me looking at him, he smiled at me.
Seeing this, I was so frightened that I quickly put away my gaze. What the hell, I'm not a glass ball. Well, if you're looking for a glass ball, you're looking for the wrong person. At this time, my roast chicken came. I directly tore off the two big hams on top of it by dividing it by two, grandma's, first fill my stomach and then talk.
At this point, I glanced at the guy with my peripheral vision......
Damn, as I expected, this guy is still staring at me.
Depend on!
Is there a mistake, big brother, you are so handsome, are you afraid that you won't find a woman? Besides, I'm not a woman, are you blind? It's really ancient that everyone had it!
Well, I can't say that, I should say that there are many people like this in society now. But...... Why do I feel nauseous?
Forget it, don't look at this guy, so as not to affect your appetite.