Chapter 113: It's right
This guy is counting, and so are the people in this big tent. I looked left and right, hehe, as long as the people in this big tent don't eat, they keep their heads down, and some of them start to ask for pen and paper and start writing and drawing.
I ate leisurely, and the leg of lamb was really delicious. Good fellow, wasting food is a curse, and I don't want to be such a person. Well, the leg of lamb likes.
Xiao Rou looked at me, leaned into my ear and whispered, "What is the answer to this question?" "Want to know?" I asked with a smile, and the woman's breath kept rolling in my ears. I knew that it was a wonderful breath that I couldn't refuse.
"Nonsense, if you don't want to know, what am I doing when I come to you, do you mean, or let me force you to say it?" Xiao Rou said very gently, but behind these gentle words was a ruthless sword. I gave in and said, "I'm just telling you something, does this man's age have anything to do with these animals?" ”
"This ......" Xiao Rou was dumbfounded for a moment, she nodded, understanding what the answer was.
"You're such a badass, why do you have such a boring question?"
"Boring? If you look at what these people are doing, hehe, sometimes, they don't know what the central idea of the problem is, and they start to do the problem, isn't this the opposite direction. "I admire myself, after all, this is a math problem that my teacher gave me when I was in elementary school. At that time, the children in the class, like the people in the tent now, were struggling to calculate the age of this old man. However, none of them were right.
At the end, when the teacher revealed the answer, it suddenly dawned on us that it was ...... Here's the real problem. Haha, we're stupid kids!
Aren't these people in this tent stupid children? Same.
Look at Su Wu, a smart guy who is also closing his eyes, calculating this question in his heart, it's really enough. Is this antiquity really so pedantic?
"Dongfang Gongzi, you and I come out for a while, I have something to ask you." This is Princess Zhen'er Mi calling me. The call of the beauty, how can I not stop. This woman, who is truly a daughter of the Divine, gives people a sense of inviolable sacredness. Even if you know in your heart that this is a human being, your eyes are still conveying information over and over again. This woman is a fairy in the sky, you can't violate, you can't offend.
Of course, I know.
I went out with the princess, and she took me to the back of the tent, looked around and saw that there was no one, and said with a smile, "Mr. Dongfang, there is no one here now, can you tell me what the answer is?" ”
"Princess, don't joke with me, how can I tell you the answer, it's a secret."
Hmph, I'm a righteous gentleman, and I can't get lost in your gentleness because of your charm. I want to abide by my bottom line and let you see what the real people of the Han Dynasty are.
"So what? Can you tell me! ”
Caught off guard, I was kissed by her on the face. All of a sudden, I was completely petrified.
What just happened? Was you dreaming just now? Princess...... That daughter of heaven actually kissed me!
Yes...... God, don't you make my heart beat fast and die?
I've never been kissed by a beautiful woman like this, and this era has really given me too many things. Princess, just for your kiss, don't say you know the answer, just ask for my head, I'll give it to you.
"Princess...... The answer is no answer. This is an unanswered question. Because, the animals I mentioned earlier have nothing to do with this old man. You should know that people are people, how can the age of this person be compared with the number of animals, is this too ridiculous? ”
"No, it's that simple." Princess Makomi was dumbfounded.
"The more complex something in this world is, the simpler the answer." What a princess, are you impressed by my talent? Hehe, I admire myself too.
Come on, there's no one around, give me another kiss as a reward.
When the two of us returned to the tent, we found that the half of the incense had been burned. I clapped my hands and said, "Okay, don't think about it, it's time." I came to Zhang Yuanlai's side, looked at him directly and asked, "What's the matter, do you know what the answer is?" ”
I thought I would win this time, because this guy was doing the math of the problem, and if he knew the answer, he wouldn't have done such a killing. As it turned out, this time I was wrong.
He looked at me and asked him, and said with a smile: "Dongfang Gongzi, of course I know the answer to you." The answer to this question is that there is no answer, because no matter how many animals this old man raises, what does it have to do with the old man's age! Therefore, Dongfang Gongzi, the question you said is not true, and the answer is of course not true. Don't know what I'm doing, right? ”
This...... This bastard actually knows the answer, what's the matter, did he hear what I just said to the princess? It's impossible, although the princess said that she knew the answer, but she came back with me, and she didn't have direct contact with this Zhang Yuanlai at all.
Why would this guy know?
"Okay, Mr. Zhang is really intelligent, I have seen it." After saying this, I smiled and said, "This game, even if I lose, I admit defeat." ”
"Wow quack......" The spittoon's face finally smiled, and it was also the previous game, and his two most proud Huns, an archer and a Hercules, became my apprentices. This time, the third game, his man won, can this not be happy.
So, after this little episode, this spittoon never said anything about the Huns being stronger than the Han in the later banquets.
At the banquet, while everyone was counting, I gnawed the leg of mutton almost as much. The banquet continued, and I saw that the leg of lamb had been almost gnawed by me.
At the banquet, people began to talk again, and the atmosphere seemed much more harmonious than just now. At this time, three men with musical instruments came up, and these three people, one holding a horse-head qin, one holding a horn drum, and one holding an erhu. Tightly, there were eight women dressed in Hun costumes, these people looked like seventeen or eighteen years old little girls, and they looked so good-looking. Unexpectedly, the Xiongnu man looks fierce and abnormal, and this woman is indeed tender like water.
For example, Princess Zhen'er Mi, for example, the eight dancing girls in front of her.
Melodious musical instruments sounded in the tent, which was an empty grassland culture with a unique sense of music. People say that this music is not excessive, as long as it is a person, you can listen to music. There is no distinction between good and bad music, it is just a matter of what kind of emotion the performer wants to convey to the audience. Because of this, there are unique characteristics among each race.
Although I don't have a good impression of the Huns, the music of the Huns is really good.
Well, these girls, to the tune of the music, dance. Every turn, every movement, every smile is so beautiful. This girl who practices dance is amazing, and her body coordination is very good, which makes people feel relaxed and happy.
At this moment, I don't seem to be in the hostile Hun camp, but in the big stage of the current society.