In the middle of winter, the water of Liangshan is frozen for three feet for 800 miles, the reeds on both sides of the bank are yellow, and a cold wind blows and rustles.

On the ice, a fisherman wearing a hat and a single coat is breaking the ice to catch fish, holding two sharp iron tongs in his hand and repeatedly smashing the ice, and every time it falls, a large number of ice flowers will be splashed.

On the side of this person, there is no fish basket, but a small ice cart is placed, the workmanship of this car is extremely simple, take a piece of wood and erect it, embed the blade at its bottom, dig a groove in the center, and insert another piece of wood horizontally, leaving the width of a foot at each end, it can be made, the whole is only the size of Keju, but it is extremely dexterous and agile when it slides up.

Commonly known as the "one-legged donkey".

On the west bank, a large number of soldiers and horses were gathered, armed with guns and halberds, ready for battle, which seemed to be violent, but in fact there were many complaints, but this resentment was not expressed in words, but was written on everyone's face.

In the middle of the army, a graceful and luxurious chariot sat on a person, about forty years old, with a white face and no beard, a brain full of fat, a pair of big ears, the earlobes were more than two inches long, quite a bit of anger and self-authority, it is not difficult to guess that this person is the Northwest Supervisor and Privy Envoy, and the great eunuch Tong Guan is also.

"Why is the fisherman so calm in the face of the heavenly soldiers?" Tong Guan asked, looking at the ice.

A general in armor next to the chariot replied: "If it weren't for the deaf and blind people, it must be Liangshan Shui Kou, and the last general will send someone to investigate." ”

After that, make arrangements for the soldiers on your side.

In a short time, five hundred lightly armored soldiers came out of the ranks, all armed with short knives, and walked towards the ice.

When he reached the center of the lake, the fisherman seemed to notice something unusual, stopped his movements, and put his hand on the pergola to look at the west shore.

Ha ha......

The fisherman laughed heartily, pointed at the five hundred soldiers with iron tongs, and said, "If you are so virtuous, you will dare to die in Liangshan." ”

It turned out that the ice was as smooth as a mirror, and it was difficult for the five hundred soldiers to stand, so they drew their short knives for crutches, but even so, they were still cautious, pacing inch by inch, for fear of falling and making a fool of themselves.

However, as everyone knows, this embarrassed appearance is already ugly, and it can't be uglier anymore.

The fisherman knew that the time had come, so he turned and squatted on the ice cart, and his two iron pincers plunged into the ice one on the left and one on the right, and his arms suddenly stretched out, like a horse on the loose, and galloped away against the five hundred soldiers.

The two sides are in stark contrast, and the fisherman is as flexible and free as a dragon. Officers and men are as weak as old men.

I saw that the fisherman shuttled between the five hundred officers and soldiers, and began to kill wantonly, and every time he waved the iron tongs in his hand, more than a dozen people would fall.

It's not that he has great powers and can injure so many people at once, but in fact, only one person was injured, and the rest were frightened and slipped and fell on the ice.

As Song San said, it is difficult for this group of women's army to stand steadily, let alone fight.

In a short time, less than 100 of the 500 soldiers were still standing, and the wailing on the lake suddenly arose, and the iron pincers pierced their legs, waist and abdomen, and the blood flowed like an infusion, and the fishermen appeared from time to time like ghosts, and mended their knives one after another, so frightened that they cried and cried to the shore, and the green ice was covered with blood, and it was a bright red.

Appalling!

At this moment, the east bank drums sounded, the horn of victory sounded, the earth shook the earth, and countless figures appeared in the reeds.

This laughter was like a sharp knife stabbing Tong Guan's heart, and the five hundred soldiers were wiped out by the whole army killed by one person, and if this humiliation reached Kyoto, it would inevitably shock the government and the opposition, and he would also face the risk of losing the emperor's trust.

In fact, as early as when Liangshan attacked Dongping Mansion, the imperial court wanted to gather troops to suppress it, only because Emperor Huizong believed his Tongguan's advice, and when the sky was cold and the water surface froze, he could kill the thief's nest in one fell swoop and smash the Yellow Dragon.

This is delayed again and again, at the expense of Dongping and Dongchang, in exchange for the opportunity to hit this one-shot shot.

"The vanguard obeys the order, give it to me!" Tong Guan ordered.

The drums beat on the west bank, and the vanguard marched on the ice with neat steps, learning from the lessons of the previous car, and this time they were not in a hurry to win, but first made sure that they were able to stabilize themselves with every step.

Seeing that the official army launched a general attack, Song Jiang and Song Gongming, the first position in Liangshan, shouted: "Brother Zhang Shun come back quickly." ”

The naked men on the east bank all shouted at the same time: "Master Zhang Zhai is back." ”

The fisherman is the Liangshan Water Military Village, and he is nicknamed Langli Baitiao.

This person has been born on the shore of Xunyang Lake with his brother Zhang Heng since he was a child, and he is proficient in water, and it is rumored that he can be underwater for seven days and seven nights, but he didn't expect that the kung fu on the ice is also so good.

Zhang Shun won the first battle, overjoyed, heard Brother Song's call, did not stop, skated on the ice car in an instant, landed on the east coast, and returned to his own camp.

The owners of each village stretched out their thumbs to praise, and his brother Zhang Heng said: "Look at me later." ”

It turned out that this was a countermeasure that Liangshan had planned a long time ago, Zhang Shun was responsible for seducing, and when the army marched to the center of the lake, Zhang Heng led his sailors to throw thunderbolts, bursting the ice, and the officers and soldiers fell into the biting water, not dead and crippled, and without spending a single soldier, they could frustrate the morale of the enemy army, which was wonderful.

Rumble......

Countless thunderbolts exploded from among the officers and soldiers, and where could the vanguard army of 10,000 people still maintain a neat camp, and when they landed, they became in a commotion, and countless people fell, and even more timid people had the heart to escape.

Tong Guan was furious and ordered: "Those who retreat will be dealt with by military law!" Rush me to the other side! ”

When the officers and men near the shore heard the order, they did not dare to disobey it, so they could only squeeze forward, but the officers and men in the center of the lake did not know it, and the thunder was still overwhelmingly thrown, and they did not dare to advance, so they turned around and ran back.

In this way, pushing back and forth, hugging together, but the officers and soldiers in the central part of the country suffered, and more and more people were trampled until they died.

The ice was pressed and cracked, and with the help of thunder, it finally couldn't bear to crack.

Poof.

As the first unlucky egg entered the water, the lake suddenly became like a dumpling, and the sound of falling water was endless, layered on top of each other, repeating the same action over and over again.

After a while, there was not a single ice ballast in the entire water, countless corpses floating on the water surface, and the cold water was red with blood.

Appalling!

The great eunuch Tong Guan and other generals were stunned, and it was difficult to accept it for a while, and 10,000 soldiers were simply buried in the lake, and this battle was lost and lost.

The most important thing is that the strategy he advocates is also self-defeating, how can there be ice now, and he has not prepared a warship in advance, how can he win in the face of 800 miles of water?

Just as he was heartbroken, another bad news came.

A spy hurriedly came to the chariot, knelt down on one knee, and said in an eager tone: "Your Excellency, there is a cavalry on our back road that has suddenly come out, coming and going like the wind, and has broken through the formation, how to deal with it!" ”